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BabbleOn
BabbleOn
December 31, 2022 1:16 pm

Ahh, that explains how peoples neck disappears when they turn into a planet person.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  BabbleOn
December 31, 2022 5:41 pm

Her Rich Salary is Onlyfans. @theynotJen. Can u Post a pic or two? It might generate interest…..Come on, stick your neck out….

James
James
  BabbleOn
December 31, 2022 5:46 pm

Back off Babble,she’s going for a ride with me!

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I am going to do things with her that would make Gacey blush and Dohmer vomit!

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  James
December 31, 2022 5:54 pm

I don’t know if the WarChild is enough Van to fit her….. But you can try!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 31, 2022 1:29 pm

(1 hr. ago)
BREAKING: The World Health Organization Endorses List of Potential Serious Adverse Effects of mRNA Injection: 100% of DEATHVAX™ Recipients Have Heart Damage

WHO knew. The WEF knew. The UN knew. Everyone involved in PSYOP-19 knew, well before the virus was intentionally “leaked”in order to justify the slow kill bioweapon.

The plan was always to slowly disclose the truth about this bioterror eugenics program. Birx was the first to be tapped on her shoulder:

READ REST:
https://www.2ndsmartestguyintheworld.com/p/breaking-the-world-health-organization

And the aggrieved want the heads of the mass-murder social media collaborators, too:

(Yesterday)
POLL: Most Americans Support Criminal Prosecution For Twitter Censors Who Colluded With Feds
https://www.2ndsmartestguyintheworld.com/p/poll-most-americans-support-criminal

(Dec. 28th)
VAIDS Rising: CDC confirms USA suffered 338x increase in reports of AIDS-associated Diseases & Cancers in 2021 following COVID Vaccine roll-out
https://www.2ndsmartestguyintheworld.com/p/vaids-rising-cdc-confirms-usa-suffered

Happy New Year.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Anonymous
December 31, 2022 1:59 pm

From the article:

All by design, such that the genetically modified humans (GMH) that have to date survived their heart damage and VAIDS slowly start awakening to what was done to them. At some point these GMHs may turn on the very governments and institutions, and the One World Government’s assets like the WEF may then swoop in with their Great Reset “solution” to the very problems that they caused.”

And that’s the plan. I think all this “died suddenly” language in the news is part of the plan. They control the media so why would they put that language out there. True or not, it’s part of the psyop. We’re reacting exactly as they want us to react. They’re not trying to hide anything. Don’t be fooled.

As soon as enough people “awaken” to what’s been done, then everyone will support the destruction of the system and all involved. Leaving the opening for “better solutions” from those behind the psyop to swoop in and save the day.

We’re building our own prison.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Abigail Adams
December 31, 2022 3:18 pm

I fear you may be right – about the masses accepting the Hegelian problem/reaction/solution for the umpteenth time from the very originators of the scam. Like Lenny and George in Of Mice and Men, dense Lenny forgets that George, who saved him from drowning, shoved him into the pool in the first place.

If the greater part of humanity is really that easy to fool that often, even on a crime of this unprecedented magnitude, then we truly are done for. Of course, we’ve always built our own prison for our jailers – which means that we have met the enemy, as he is us. Someday humanity will stop reacting like herd critters and live as individuals.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 31, 2022 1:36 pm

GMO high-fructose corn syrup (HFCS) is one of the top food additives contributing to the fattening. Instead of size fifty yoga pants, why not just drop the lard?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
December 31, 2022 4:05 pm

Canola oil is also high on the list of things that are harmful … starting with the benzene that’s used to process it …

Puggy The Great
Puggy The Great
  Anthony Aaron
December 31, 2022 9:46 pm

Cut out the pork rinds. That would be a start

James
James
December 31, 2022 1:59 pm

Should be a boat anchor commercial.

Speaking of boats:

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Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
December 31, 2022 2:10 pm

A week or so ago I was at an outdoor shopping center to go to a music store to pick up guitar strings.

As I walked around, I noticed that Victoria’s Secret, Athleta, and Lululemon ALL had gigantic ads in their windows featuring very large black women modeling lingerie and yoga pants. No slender white women to be seen whatsoever.

It’s really disgusting & obvious what they’re doing. They’re trying to normalize obesity & unhealthy lifestyles, and redefine beauty. Just another blatant example, in our face, of them trying to kill us off.

Simi Go
Simi Go
  Abigail Adams
December 31, 2022 2:37 pm

Yes, my local Kohl’s has a obese black manikin wearing only bra & panties next to the Amazon return station. Ugh.

fujigm
fujigm
  Abigail Adams
December 31, 2022 5:22 pm

They’re trying to normalize obesity & unhealthy lifestyles, and redefine beauty.

They don’t have to normalize obesity.
The population has done that.
73% of the population is overweight. (68.2% defines the normal bell to 1 sigma).
41% are obese.
Fat is the new normal.
Companies are advertising to the largest (no pun intended) possible audience.

Gayle
Gayle
  fujigm
December 31, 2022 5:34 pm

TPTB pretend they want us healthy. They care so much about us all getting vaccinated, for example. That woman on the mat is what they really want. Look at her and just visualize all the prescription meds she will require in the decades ahead.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gayle
December 31, 2022 5:45 pm

Livestock are customarily fattened for slaughter . . .

ken31
ken31
  Anonymous
December 31, 2022 9:30 pm

Feed used to be cheaper. For human consumption the more affordable food greatly resembles livestock feed.

Eat the bugs, peasants, if you absolutely must have some protein.

I am going to try this carnivore diet thing and see how it goes.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Abigail Adams
December 31, 2022 10:30 pm

I think the moderately attractive women are pushing fat acceptance so they’ll have less competition and look better in comparison. They say “fat is beautiful”, but they don’t believe it for a fucking second.

Rupert Smedley Hepplewhite
Rupert Smedley Hepplewhite
December 31, 2022 2:31 pm

“Thar she blows”

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Rupert Smedley Hepplewhite
December 31, 2022 3:25 pm

Mobi Kvnt.

Capt. Ahab would hit it (with an harpoon)

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 31, 2022 3:17 pm

MY EYES, MY EYES!

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
December 31, 2022 3:26 pm

Ghettopotamusade would be a better name for the product, yes?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Aunt Acid
December 31, 2022 3:33 pm

Recall the effective and popular appetite-suppressant diet candy, “Ayds?”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayds

The unfortunate choice of brand name blew their success, when AIDS became well-known as a competing weight-loss program.

Kinda like the way Chevy couldn’t market a car in Mexico called the “Nova” – since “No va” means “Don’t (or doesn’t) go” in Spanish.

B_MC
B_MC
  Aunt Acid
December 31, 2022 3:53 pm

The zoo has become a circus….

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ken31
ken31
  B_MC
December 31, 2022 9:35 pm

Those poor intelligent creatures have to do tricks for people with sequence on their clothes. Look at those ripped muscles in her foreleg!

ASIG
ASIG
December 31, 2022 4:02 pm

That photo’s fake. That person has got to be at least 400 lbs so to be able to do that it would mean that it/she would be able to support 400 lbs over her head and I say Bull Shit.

Fake.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ASIG
December 31, 2022 5:45 pm

Dynamic deltoids, baby. Wonderwhale. It really is a sick ad, though: part of the message is “have it all” – fat as heck, yet stronger than anyone, and allegedly attractive. Even the upside-down aspect seems a taunt directed to the subconscious about clown world:

James
James
  Anonymous
December 31, 2022 10:46 pm

I do believe I am in love,does she like cats perchance?

anon a moos
anon a moos
  James
December 31, 2022 11:08 pm

dude… shes a canukistani

TampaRed
TampaRed
  anon a moos
January 1, 2023 1:12 am

i’ll emigrate

James
James
  TampaRed
January 1, 2023 1:48 pm

Emigrate,screw that,I will import!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  James
January 1, 2023 12:57 am

https://www.youtube.com/@WhatsHerFace ?

VERY funny, understand the appeal. Timeless variations on the theme.

VERY DANGEROUS. Several ‘Conditions’ You should be aware of, IF LUCKY Unfortunate Enough to FINALLY encounter a REAL One. It’s easy to laugh. The Crying Times are what differentiates.

1) Absolutely, will NOT ‘Listen’.
2) Your best efforts? Scoffing derision. (may be redundant)
3) Will NOT Listen

After 2 decades+? ONLY option was to get married*

*Belatedly, i learned that they CAN testify against You if so inclined.

Foiled. Again. Soooo Happy/Grateful.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
December 31, 2022 4:03 pm

And when it hit the ground … 7.3 on the Richter scale …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
December 31, 2022 5:16 pm

“7.3 on the Richter scale”

Exactly. it’s an ad, but NOT for Gatorade®. Actually, a company in Greece.

Seismometers / Seismic sensors

Just the first segment of the soon to be released Ad Campaign.

The Slogan?

“Just weight wait for it”

motley
motley
  Anonymous
December 31, 2022 6:00 pm

That … or engineered floor joists

anon a moos
anon a moos
  motley
December 31, 2022 6:31 pm

Concrete… And, luckily for you I represent a nonprofit organization called, Save the Concrete Foundations of Ukraine. Please donate today. Its for the children.

KJ
KJ
December 31, 2022 4:47 pm

OH YEAH!!!!!

Iggy
Iggy
December 31, 2022 4:51 pm

I think I saw her waiting in line at Golden Corral.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Iggy
December 31, 2022 9:47 pm

Although it might have been the Kansas City Stockyards.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 31, 2022 5:26 pm

I thought it was a Stacey Abrams political ad

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 1, 2023 12:35 am

“I thought it was a Stacey Adams…” 🤣

The Duke of New York
The Duke of New York
December 31, 2022 5:40 pm

I think the worst version of Hell would not be fire and brimstone, but to be reincarnated as those stretch pants

Anonymous
Anonymous
  The Duke of New York
December 31, 2022 5:49 pm

Those pants are already in hell.

zappalives
zappalives
December 31, 2022 7:51 pm

The fat asseed tub of goo is what all democrat females aspire to.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
December 31, 2022 9:49 pm

What a horrible waste of:
1) Three tons of pizza and hamburgers.
2) A vagina.

musket
musket
January 1, 2023 10:03 am

Will she be alive in a year or two?

Walter
Walter
January 1, 2023 11:28 am

How many people and how many tries to get her up there long enough to get that picture? What kind of injuries to her neck? Can you imagine the fall as she comes down? Wow!