GOVERNMENT & MEDIA RIDICULE

scientists no accuracy last two years confident weather 100 years

geico saved thousands car battery car runs on gas

me running away grocery store beyond meat dog food section

geico caveman john fetterman feel old yet

et yes trans how could you tell

lesson best 7 doctors sunshine air exercise

ups not home 1pm try again tomorrow same time

 

 

moms teenage son mentions girl dads daughter shotgun family guy

why dont like video calls face dog

 

wife havent listened word husband start conversation

waiting two minutes wife get ready

 

 

 

 

 

Via Politically Incorrect

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43 Comments
Mark
Mark
January 18, 2023 9:09 am

Made my day, thank you!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mark
January 18, 2023 4:53 pm

Lots of good new ones in there.

B_MC
B_MC
January 18, 2023 9:50 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
January 18, 2023 2:33 pm

by Jefffiretruck

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  B_MC
January 18, 2023 8:15 pm

I guess he didn’t ALWAYS have dementia.

B_MC
B_MC
January 18, 2023 9:50 am

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Gary Olson
Gary Olson
  B_MC
January 18, 2023 5:03 pm

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B_MC
B_MC
January 18, 2023 9:51 am

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B_MC
B_MC
January 18, 2023 9:51 am

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  B_MC
January 18, 2023 8:19 pm

Public Service Announcement: It’s only natural to have questions about vaccines. Ask your local mortician or funeral home director for more information.

B_MC
B_MC
January 18, 2023 9:52 am

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B_MC
B_MC
January 18, 2023 9:52 am

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B_MC
B_MC
January 18, 2023 9:53 am
Send your dollars to...
Send your dollars to...
  B_MC
January 18, 2023 12:48 pm

If freedom of speech were illegal then you would be under arrest for speaking your opinion, dumbass!

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Send your dollars to...
January 18, 2023 12:51 pm

You made the false assumption of thinking THEY would also be under the same restrictions. Its YOU who needs their speech controlled, not theirs. duh!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
January 18, 2023 2:40 pm

The problem we have is too many traitors like Manchin.

B_MC
B_MC
January 18, 2023 10:47 am
KaD
KaD
  B_MC
January 18, 2023 11:13 am

Like I’ve said, this ends when the politicians are dragged out into the streets.

brian
brian
  KaD
January 18, 2023 11:46 am

and the lawyers too.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  brian
January 18, 2023 12:06 pm

Did you know that our founding fathers lost by one vote the prohibition of lawyers being in congress?

brian
brian
  Muscledawg
January 18, 2023 12:17 pm

Dimes to dollars they found someway to cheat the vote then too.

And the rest is history.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
January 18, 2023 2:45 pm

Even if we had no lawyers in Congress, the laws would still be written by lawyers. Lawyers owned by someone else writing laws that Congresscritters never read before voting ‘yea’ on them. Not saying that prohibiting lawyers is a bad plan, just that we’d be living in clown world regardless.

Empty
Empty
  brian
January 20, 2023 4:51 am

Most of those are the same people. Chop them up twice for good measure.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  KaD
January 18, 2023 8:21 pm

The US already has a HUGE number of lamp posts, but there may still be time to profit by buying stock in the manufacturers of piano wire.

BL
BL
January 18, 2023 12:25 pm

GOT CHICKENS?

Eggs……..the new investment of choice. Buy shares in EGG……….tip for the day. Livestock soon to replace investment grade stocks.

Freedom!
Freedom!
  BL
January 18, 2023 3:54 pm

March 10th!! 30 girls, 5 boys.

BL
BL
  Freedom!
January 18, 2023 4:05 pm

Freedom- Are you getting 35 chicks March 10th?? Some of us will not get them until May. Good luck on your investment, it’s the gift that keeps on giving.

CONGRATS ! You’re rich!!

Freedom!
Freedom!
  BL
January 18, 2023 6:47 pm

Thanks! I am so excited! My family did some broilers in Wyoming when I was a teen. I am hoping egg laying chickens are more friendly.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Freedom!
January 18, 2023 9:09 pm

We have Buff Orpingtons. They are semi- friendly as chickens go but they are good layers and get big enough to butcher. Our rooster is a half Orp half Red and he’s pretty nice for a rooster.

RW
RW
  BL
January 19, 2023 12:09 pm

Lol. There’s a road here in East Tennessee by the name of “Roostertown Road.” A man wanted to start a chicken farm and ordered fertilized eggs and when they hatched, they were all roosters.

Empty
Empty
  RW
January 20, 2023 4:55 am

My wife and I, several years back looked at a house on Tater Peeler Rd in Middle, TN. Look it up to see how it got its name. I’m from Nashville.

Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  Freedom!
January 18, 2023 8:09 pm

Last week I called the Cackle Hatchery in Missouri and was informed that I could not get any chick hens until May. (Roos are plentiful.) I solved that by trading my neighbor a sack of deer corn for 3 dozen mixed breed eggs to put in my incubator. In 19 days, we shall find out what I have. BTW, I’ve hatched enough chicks to know I have to invest roughly $10 in chicken feed for EACH chick before I get my first egg in about 6 months. At about 3 years old, their production slows enough to where they need to be replaced. Did I mention I love chicken and dumplings??

Freedom!
Freedom!
  Will the Scot
January 18, 2023 9:03 pm

I am buying from Ideal hatchery in Texas and we are in Arkansas. It was over 70 on Monday, middle of January. We are looking at some Nubian milking goats on Saturday. So we have a lot of stuff.coming along. Also getting the garden plot ready. My husband has worked livestock, I have not. So this is going to be fun to learn for me, him maybe not so much! 😝

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Will the Scot
January 18, 2023 9:12 pm

We got our flock in 2 years ago and the mail was delayed till May and they weren’t shipping so we picked them up in late February. Seems like it’s a mail problem more than high chick demand.

BL
BL
  Mary Christine
January 18, 2023 11:02 pm

Freedom- Nubians are the best, their milk is closest to human milk so best of luck on that too!

Empty
Empty
  Mary Christine
January 20, 2023 4:57 am

I delivered a lot of crazy things to the post office back in the day; most of the time, I didn’t know what I had until someone inside told me. You can’t miss those chicks in the back of a package car though, or crickets.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
January 18, 2023 5:03 pm

Ugh. If this is a trend, maybe we should all buy stock in tomato paste.
Rumor has it the male to female trannies who wish to menstruate are forcing it into orifices, whether natural, or surgically made, so they can show their doubters a menstrual cloth as proof.
Revulsion from the witnesses isn’t what they want.
It’s a pity party, a cry for acceptance. At its root, a psych problem.
And the parents just weep with bitter anger, in a wonderama drama of why.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Administrator
January 18, 2023 9:14 pm

That’s not as bad as this. How about a “lady penis”?

rhs jr
rhs jr
  Administrator
January 18, 2023 10:18 pm

The one labeled 2023 is mislabeled; it should be labeled a liberal POS.

Empty
Empty
January 20, 2023 4:48 am

As a retired UPSer, I totally like the one with the driver coming back again tomorrow, at the same time. Been there, done that.