Biden officials claim rogue Ukrainian Navy Seals pulled off deep sea Nord Stream sabotage, despite Ukraine not having a functioning navy

Guest Post by Jordan Schachtel

The state’s churnalists continue to publish anonymously sourced, comically deficient tales of ruling class heroism.

A gas leak at the Nord Stream 2 gas pipeline

The people in charge have become comically deficient at spinning tales of ruling class heroism and international intrigue, as evidenced by their latest story about the sabotage of the Nord Stream pipelines.

From scripts declaring that bat (or pangolin) soup led to a “global pandemic,” to declaring that humanity had achieved a “miracle cure” vaccine (100% effective, said Pfizer) for the coronavirus, and now, distorted, source-free chronicles meant to boost support for the Slava Slush Fund, the lies continue to reach new heights of implausibility.

The New York Times dropped the latest spoon-fed script on Tuesday, with three of its intelligence community stenographers writing that an unnamed “pro-Ukrainian group” is said to be responsible for the September sabotage of Russia’s Nord Stream pipelines.

Speaking truth to power? No no no. Forget about that! The New York Times uses power as an instrument to peddle distortions, completely detached from the truth. It is Soviet Pravda, except that the direct Uniparty affiliation remains an unspoken truth.

The sources for their information on the Nord Stream operation are anonymous intelligence agents. Notably, the reporters on the byline have a reputation for peddling stories for three letter agencies, regardless of the veracity behind their claims. These churnalists are very loyal media assets, as proven by their shameless, routine publishing of unsourced declarations from non-identified, anonymous “intelligence” agents. In exchange, they are awarded with journalism awards.

Making matters more absurd, this “pro-Ukrainian” group acted without the knowledge of the man in charge, President Volodomyr Zelensky, or any of his top deputies, the intelligence agents tell the stenographers.

Now, it’s worth noticing that the New York Times article describes these actors as “pro-Ukrainian.” However, the unnamed intelligence agents also told them it was a “proxy force with connections to the Ukrainian government or its security services,” adding that “officials who have reviewed the intelligence said they believed the saboteurs were most likely Ukrainian or Russian nationals.”

There are several reasons to dismiss the idea that some rogue Ukrainian Spetsnaz special forces divers carried out these operations on their own.

For one, the incidents took place close just outside the territorial waters of Denmark in the Baltic Sea, nowhere near Ukraine itself. Ukrainian forces have no naval access to those waters, and would have travel by land or air over Poland to get there.

Even more importantly, the Ukrainian special forces likely do not have the naval capacity to pull off such an operation, whether or not it was approved by Kiev. Only a handful of world powers have the resources to execute a sophisticated deep sea, multi pronged sabotage operation, the United States and Russia being two of these states.

Ukraine, on the other hand, had a barely functioning Navy before the recent flare up with Russia. Moscow has since eliminated much of what was left of Ukraine’s naval capacity, through the capturing of Mariupol and other successful coastal campaigns. Ukraine has a grand total of zero aircraft carriers, zero submarines, and zero destroyers. The rest of its vessels are either decades old or have been damaged or eliminated by Russian forces.

Following The New York Times report, Kiev denied any involvement in the Nord Stream explosions.

The new narrative comes just one month (fast turnaround time on government bureaucrat time) after journalist Sy Hersh reported in great detail on the alleged Biden Administration-directed sabotage of the Nord Stream systems.

The Hersh piece — albeit also anonymously sourced — created lots of new media inquiry in the direction of the White House, which has denied having anything to do with the bombings.

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25 Comments
Klingon
Klingon
March 8, 2023 1:15 pm

Sounds reasonable.

@charliekirk11
German Chancellor Scholz was in DC last week, but there was no pomp and no press conference. Nobody knows why, but one obvious answer is Germany is furious at America.

A few days later the NY Times says a “pro-Ukraine group” blew up Germany’s pipeline, not the US.

Convenient.

m
m
  Klingon
March 8, 2023 1:21 pm

Gonzalo’s latest theory:
“Olaf Scholtz went to the US to tell Biden: Either YOU blame Ukraine so we can pull our support for Ukraine—or WE blame YOU and pull out of NATO.”

I respect Gonzalo, but he has to come to terms, and let go, the wishful thinking that any member of the German government has a single moral fiber left in them. Olaf Scholz doesn’t give a wet fart about the German people, or it’s industry for that matter.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  m
March 8, 2023 2:46 pm

Lira is a retard or shill.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 8, 2023 4:49 pm

No, you are.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  m
March 8, 2023 4:18 pm

Cui bono?

USA.
Norway.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Colorado Artist
March 8, 2023 6:49 pm

‘our friend and ally’, which just so happened to have access to lots of natural gas for sale to EU members at a high markup …

m
m
March 8, 2023 1:17 pm

Pepe Escobar linked to a recording of Seymour Hersh’s reaction to the NYT story:
https://t.me/rocknrollgeopolitics/6419

Ken31
Ken31
March 8, 2023 1:59 pm

He already admitted to it. Every thing official is a lie.

Paul Murphy
Paul Murphy
March 8, 2023 2:22 pm

I usually come to this site just to look at the comments to the friday fail but..

The NYT story is, I think, an obvious lie – but so was the Hersch piece.

In reality the debris field makes it quite clear that the pipelines were not imploded, but exploded. It’s possible to get the effects shown (more or less) from outside the pipe by using a lot of materiel but it’s a lot easier to get the same effect from inside the pipe – and doing that required nothing much more than a few Oxygen cylinders and a lighter (e.g. a grenade). So, bottom line: yes, I think the Ukranians (or someone on their side) did this by inserting the weapons at the pumping station. (And, note, the Ukranians are not known to have the divers needed for underwater demolition, but do have significant pipeline expertise.)

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Paul Murphy
March 8, 2023 2:31 pm

do you mean literally putting explosives into the pipeline?
how much time would be needed at a presumably well guarded pump station?
i’ll stick w/ usa!usa! for $100,alex —

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TampaRed
March 8, 2023 4:51 pm

But Paul Murphy told us his real name, Tamp! He’s an honest fella (unlike us sissy fag Anons).

Try again, Langley. Train your algos better, for all they cost.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Paul Murphy
March 8, 2023 2:54 pm

“at the pumping station”

You mean 150 KM away in Germany or 1,000 KM away in Russia? Or someplace else along the pipeline? And then they scooted those “few oxygen cylinders and a lighter” inside the pipeline to the intended location by way of, what, an electric skateboard that can travel 100-600 miles? Dude, we have Navy divers whose JOB it is to do shit like bombing underwater pipelines. The US has been setting off underwater bombs since the Maine, at least. We also have National Security Advisors whose JOB it is to be psychopaths and plan evil shit like this. And Hersh’s piece names names about who attended the NSA meeting in December, 2021 when they kicked this scheme off. And of course, Biden’s virtual admission by saying “I promise we’ll be able to do it.”

Thunder
Thunder
  Paul Murphy
March 9, 2023 1:09 am

The steel Nord Stream pipes are 1.6 inches thick steel, with up to another 4.3 inches of concrete wrapped around them. Each of the 100,000 or so sections of the pipeline weighs 24 metric tons. No Ukie and a sail boat are going to cut that sucker

TampaRed
TampaRed
March 8, 2023 2:25 pm

i saw the headline & thought that it was going to be a babylon bee story —

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 8, 2023 2:43 pm

Say it was a rogue group of neo-nazi ukrainian special forces, and the whole world will lap it up. Hell, make them international neo-nazis and you can make a film script out of it.

Hollow man
Hollow man
March 8, 2023 3:32 pm

It was a pro Ukrainian force acting in a proxy war against the Russians. It was the USA military

Walter
Walter
March 8, 2023 3:59 pm

Rogue elements of the Ukrainian Girl Guides, analogous to the girl scouts (pre tranny) in the US, are reported to have blown up the pipeline as part of an effort to obtain proficiency badges in seamanship, diving, explosive handling and deep water demolition. Confidential sources say the girls, age 9 to 12, took a 120 foot sturgeon trawler from its berth under cover of darkness and steamed to the site undetected, there to complete their merit badges and bring slava Ukrana to the people at home.

US president* Biden is reported to have said he’d ‘really, really like to meet those girls, individually, in a private venue’, to ‘learn more about them, one at a time’.

Ginger
Ginger
  Walter
March 8, 2023 5:47 pm

biden’s wife went out and found him one, they are going to have a hook-up right after the official ceremony and awards.

Biological Male Receives Award During the International Women of Courage Ceremony at White House with Dr. Jill (VIDEO)

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Walter
March 8, 2023 7:51 pm

actually walt,
it did say seals,didn’t it?
does anyone know where demi moore was back in the fall?

Les
Les
  Walter
March 9, 2023 1:57 am

That Garland flunky supports the notion of “under the cover of darkness”.

Rupert Smedley Hepplewhite
Rupert Smedley Hepplewhite
March 8, 2023 4:11 pm

The Ukraine? The country we’re currently supplying absolutely all of their weaponry right down to ammo blew up Nord Stream? That Ukraine?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
March 8, 2023 5:30 pm

ARE YOU FUCKING TAKING A PISS?!?

You bloody wankers!!!

Walt
Walt
March 9, 2023 4:25 am

What’s so unbelievable about this? Has everyone forgotten that a bunch of illiterate camel jockeys orchestrated 911?
Blowing shit up isn’t exactly rocket surgery, especially so if there are no kiddies about.

VOWG
VOWG
March 9, 2023 6:07 am

ah jezz it just dumber every day.

beau
beau
March 9, 2023 11:46 am

the mafia in charge is insulting me again by telling stories only their most ardent and most ignorant mouth breathing followers could choke down.