YOUR NEW WOKE MILITARY RECRUITING……..

Maybe our drag queen army of mentally ill recruits will win back the Ukraine from those non-woke brutish Russians. Zelensky could join them as they twerk their way to victory over the Russian army.

The Time Ukraine's President Danced in Heels • Instinct Magazine

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GNL
GNL
May 3, 2023 9:45 am

Pull the plug. Burn it down. Turn off the lights.

Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
  GNL
May 3, 2023 3:02 pm

Specify plug type please: butt or drain…reckon they are the same now.

ZFG, out.

P.S. the navy where 100 men go to sea and 50 couples come back to port.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Zulu Foxtrot Golf
May 3, 2023 6:47 pm

… and 5 of them claim to be pregnant …

Iggy
Iggy
May 3, 2023 9:49 am

Free anal lube in the head, is a fringe benefit in the Navy now

morongobill
morongobill
  Iggy
May 3, 2023 10:09 am

I guess he didn’t really need any persuasion to go down below decks and look for the golden rivet.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 3, 2023 9:57 am

Surprised there has been no similar advertising techniques for Catholic Seminaries trying to recruit young men for Priesthood. Seems like a no brainer.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  Anonymous
May 3, 2023 10:10 am

Some things advertise themselves. I have yet to see ads for Crack or even a 10% sale.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  BabbleOn
May 3, 2023 11:01 am

Crack is sooooo 80’s.
C’mon man…it’s all about synthetics now.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
May 3, 2023 6:49 pm

The yeshivas in NYC run by the orthodox rabbis seem to have a far, far higher incidence of buggery … one NYC rabbi said that upwards of 60% of those rabbinical students has been buggered by the time he gets out of that school … with the functional equivalent of a 3d grade education (hint: he and any family he has will likely be on the public dole forever … )

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Anthony Aaron
May 3, 2023 9:07 pm

Buggery, Manichewitz, and the lash? Worked great for the Royal Navy

( Yes, trade out the beverages and voila.)

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Aunt Acid
May 3, 2023 9:21 pm

Supposedly this was Churchill’s response to claims his reforms of the Royal Navy would harm tradition. “What traditions? Rum, sodomy and the lash?”

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
May 3, 2023 10:00 am

They “manage” (not Lead) and recruit like we’ll never have another war, ever again. The military today is only about pushing social agendas, and recruiting is nothing more than trying to meet numbers; quality be damned. Berger (Marine Corps) is no different. If anything he’s worse because he’s not only doing the same with these issues, but he’s also purposely degrading capability within existing forces. It’s a sad situation.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  clayusmcret
May 3, 2023 10:34 am

The next war is against us.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
May 3, 2023 11:07 am

The current war, you mean.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Anonymous
May 3, 2023 4:45 pm

Yes, of course.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  clayusmcret
May 3, 2023 6:50 pm

Sadly … Berger is merely doing as he’s told by the SecNav … don’t forger, we Marines are part of the US Navy …

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
May 3, 2023 10:03 am

Thank you for your service and personal sacrifice.

falconflight
falconflight
  BabbleOn
May 3, 2023 4:28 pm

Sarc tag missing?

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  falconflight
May 4, 2023 4:08 pm

Sarc not sarc. Why make choices for the reader…..

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
May 3, 2023 10:06 am

Maybe it’s a secret plot to eliminate them. Send them after the Tallywhackers, the Russians and finally assault the evil Christian Deplorable. Problem solved. The only question is whether the buzzards will eat shit like that.

Klingon
Klingon
May 3, 2023 10:22 am

Due to vaccine injury & disability plus low recruiting due to woke B.S. we may not have a functional military in 5 years.

Said by wall st. number cruncher guy , Ed Dowd- 30 minutes into interview.

usawatchdog.com/cv19-bioweapon-caused-a-pandemic-of-the-vaccinated-ed-dowd/

Warren
Warren
  Klingon
May 3, 2023 2:43 pm

It’s a matter of what the function of the military is supposed to be. Is it to fight a war overseas, defend the national borders? No not anymore, it’s to be the future camp guards and national police of the Biden Regime. It’s being remade for that purpose.

Shotgun Trooper
Shotgun Trooper
May 3, 2023 10:28 am

Times certainly have changed since the day I saw a guy get woke up in the morning with a e-tool to the face…

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Shotgun Trooper
May 3, 2023 6:52 pm

Do they still have the blanket parties with the cushion-sole sox and the bars of Safeguard soap? We did in The Corps … and those bars of soap will definitely put the thump on a guy …

Klingon
Klingon
May 3, 2023 10:36 am

” Today Americans would be outraged if UN troops entered LA to restore order, tomorrow they will be grateful ”

1991 – Henry Kissinger

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Klingon
May 3, 2023 10:59 am

Yes.
Martial Law is coming and most people will be BEGGING for it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 3, 2023 11:18 am

Martial law w/lipstick ‘n’ fuckme shoes

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Klingon
May 3, 2023 6:53 pm

Those UN folks better be covered in armor from their hairline to the soles of their feet …

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
May 3, 2023 10:58 am

There’s a reason a man in a dress was comedy, because it’s ridiculous.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
May 3, 2023 11:29 am

I remember when I was a lowly grunt in an airborne infantry unit how often our senior officers would praise our individuality and encourage us to express ourselves.

Oh wait, that never happened.

My bad.

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RiNS
RiNS
  hardscrabble farmer
May 3, 2023 11:51 am

What would that fellow in picture think about all this…

Ginger
Ginger
  RiNS
May 3, 2023 12:22 pm

Dude has two knives (showing), one looks like his bayonet. Guess the tomahawk is strapped on the left leg.
Remember seeing this poster down in a soda/hot dog stand on Hay Street about sixty years ago.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  RiNS
May 3, 2023 12:22 pm

I believe he would use one of those knives to conduct a field expedient cutadickofftomy.

RiNS
RiNS
  hardscrabble farmer
May 3, 2023 1:57 pm

The only problem he’d have is the dude in video might surprise him by thanking him.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  hardscrabble farmer
May 3, 2023 5:35 pm

Just had to keep your head out of your fourth point of contact lol. All the way.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Anonymous
May 3, 2023 6:02 pm

And then some.

RiNS
RiNS
May 3, 2023 11:44 am

Did it get this bad in Weimar Germany?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  RiNS
May 3, 2023 6:55 pm

Accounts make it seem worse than here in the US today … but, then, the same folks who brought it to Germany have brought it here … it’s who (((they))) are, it’s what they do …

Hank
Hank
May 3, 2023 12:07 pm

As a Navy vet I’m embarrassed by this garbage. We can’t even protect oil tankers in the Gulf of Oman. I shudder to think what will happen when China makes it’s move on Taiwan.

Just Thinking
Just Thinking
  Hank
May 3, 2023 12:58 pm

Both Navies will be wiped out.

Ours by hypersonic missiles, in days, theirs by our subs, in months.

Col. MacGregor has some really good talks with Andrew Napolitano.

He didn’t go into air or ground advantage, but it’s Chinas back yard so logistics favor them.

When (if) they decide to go, it will be over before Barry tells Joe to move.

The best way to win is not to play.

Warren
Warren
  Just Thinking
May 3, 2023 3:27 pm

Maybe the US can dominate the below the surface theater of.naval warfare, now, but not after the roll out of the Type 095 Subs, you’re looking at the reds having technology parity, so then it comes down to the quality of the sailors on the boat, and if Happy Daniels is the face of the new Navy, I’m feeling less confident about the quality of the new generation of American military personnel.

falconflight
falconflight
  Warren
May 3, 2023 4:30 pm

Who are the Reds?

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 3, 2023 12:23 pm

You know, in a couple of liberty groups I belong to, and in places I’ve read over the interwebs, people keep saying how afraid they are of martial law and the military interfering with our lives (gun confiscation, etc.). Then I see stuff like this and I can’t help but laugh. *This* is the military that’s supposed to subdue us? Confiscate guns? Enforce martial law? Don’t make me laugh. They wouldn’t last a day against country boys.

Horseless Headsman
Horseless Headsman
  Anonymous
May 3, 2023 12:58 pm

Yeah. I read an article yesterday about all the .Gov agencies that have armed themselves. Then I remembered what the people that work in those agencies are like, and I felt better. Just being armed doesn’t make them competent.

World War Zero
World War Zero
  Anonymous
May 3, 2023 3:49 pm

True, still the USA is being set up to lose. A dysfunctional military that can not defend your rights or national integrity. The Deep State’s actual ops troopers have been coming through the southern borders as we hoot at this Satyricon.

Many will have MS-13 or ISIS experience. They’ll be coordinated indirectly by Langley insiders and Epstein’s patrons who specialize in spiritually strip-mining and irreversibly destroying nations for fun and profit.

The wages of full-spectrum sin and Bruegel Sr’s Triumph of Death… for want of 10 righteous men.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
May 3, 2023 5:38 pm

They’ll all go AWOL to be with their own family. Just like NOPD during Katrina

k31
k31
  Anonymous
May 3, 2023 6:13 pm

The military is being dismantled on purpose. It’s like HSF says, look at the results and assume it was intentional. GWOT served to weed out the honorable and then it was downhill from there.

ASIG
ASIG
May 3, 2023 12:32 pm

There’s got to be some limit to the insanity. I keep thinking things can’t get any worse than this – and then it does.

Warren
Warren
  ASIG
May 3, 2023 3:17 pm

That’s sort of how I feel about Zhou Biden, I think that I can’t hate him any more than I do, then I see what he’s doing to the country to get cash and kids from the Red Chinese and I hate him even more.

Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
May 3, 2023 1:12 pm

I can honestly say that back in the 90 and 2000s none of us gave a flying fuck if you were homosexual as long as you did your fucken job right and didnt fuck up or flaunted it. This new shit is so over the top it is insane.

The military had enough problems trying win wars that the MIC and politicians didnt want us to win. Now they have degraded combat ability to the extent that we are a laughing stock.

I have worked with troops from several different countries when I was in and the one thing that separated us from them was that we were, in general, slightly more competent and way more independently operating when leaders went down. Now we are truly proper fucked.

All by design.

Let the sun set and the night fall so the fires can burn bright to cleanse this filth.

ZFG, out.

P.S. Get the popcorn ready. This is going to be a real hoot.

Toujours Pret
Toujours Pret
May 3, 2023 1:20 pm

Remember reading an article about 5 or so years ago about reported rapes on the rise in the u.s. military. The surprising part, at least to me, was the large increase in male on male rape. One of the incidents listed in the article was of a navy crewman being invited to a fellow crewmans home for dinner with his family. The “family” man managed a quickie with the dude while wife and baby were in the other room. When reported, the c.o. told him to keep it to himself. To me, it is really sad and scary that none of these sodomites have any shame, embarrassment and/or remorse for their activities.

Euddie
Euddie
May 3, 2023 1:22 pm

General “Colonel, just what the H E double hockey sticks were you thinking with this ad campaigm?”

Colonel “I didn’t think hiring a CCP aproved advertising agency would be a problem, sir.”

General “You didn’t think. “

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
May 3, 2023 4:15 pm

All the Pentagram needed to do was pull this classic out of their asses for really effective advertising to that “special” desired psychographic:

WilbursHuman
WilbursHuman
  Aunt Acid
May 3, 2023 4:45 pm

Filmed in Russia no less !!!!!!!

falconflight
falconflight
May 3, 2023 4:27 pm

Perhaps I need to rethink calling for a smaller international presence of US troops. I mean shouldn’t we want them to be deployed again and again and again…so that they can fight whoever over there so that we don’t have to fight them here? No one should doubt that these ‘thank you for your service’ dregs won’t fire on us.

zappalives
zappalives
May 3, 2023 4:28 pm

History will show that democrat party operative mark milley destroyed the US military.

falconflight
falconflight
  zappalives
May 3, 2023 4:32 pm

Where was Trump and the GOPeeee? Just askin

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
May 3, 2023 8:35 pm

Disturbed to the nth degree: men now inserting frozen tomato paste cubes for a mock ‘fem cycle’

EXCERPT:

At this point, can we please, please admit that ‘transgender’ ideations are a debilitating mental health crisis? Think we’ve finally seen the perversion through to the end? Think these people can’t get any more debauched and twisted? ‘Hold my beer,’ they say.

If you think I’m being dramatic, let me explain; and fair warning, the material is beyond gross. Posted to Twitter by conservative influencer Ashley St. Clair were screenshots from some sort of online chat forum. The author of the first post is obviously a male pretending to be a female and solicits “advice” from the community’s members on how to take his “fem cycle to the next level.” It turns out this aberrant behavior is not an anomaly because the original author received a flurry of responses from fellow men who also mock menstruation. Some of the “advice” included:

READ REST:
https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2022/12/disturbed_to_the_nth_degree_men_now_inserting_frozen_tomato_paste_cubes_for_a_mock_fem_cycle.html

“We find that whole communities suddenly fix their minds upon one object, and go mad in its pursuit; that millions of people become simultaneously impressed with one delusion, and run after it, till their attention is caught by some new folly more captivating than the first.”

― Charles MacKay, Extraordinary Popular Delusions & the Madness of Crowds

https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/1033191-memoirs-of-extraordinary-popular-delusions-and-the-madness-of-crowds

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Anonymous
May 3, 2023 9:42 pm

I heard a report the other day stating that well over half of all trannies have a parent who is clinically insane.

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 3, 2023 5:15 pm

At one time it took 7 support personnel to keep soldiers supplied in battle and 9 to maintain aircraft readiness plus a pilot .
So we have poisoned a huge number of military personnel with the vaccine destroying many Pilots career due to reactions they are no longer flight ready .
Now add the number discharged for refusing to be poisoned and now the indoctrination of the woke agenda and what’s left ???
Dip shits that can’t pass the Military entrance exam and LBGQT buggers trying to make a statement. !
If called upon again I’ll stand and fight but I cannot run anymore so those who can I GOT YOUR BACK !
I still shoot straight !

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 3, 2023 5:31 pm

I remember when just the navy was gay

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
May 3, 2023 9:26 pm

This is what happens when a bunch of pussies are afraid to air BENNY HILL re-runs.

It shouldn’t happen to two dogs …… one dog couldn’t handle it.