I’ve probably done 20 of these Pictorial Essays. All have been rather popular … but, I’m hoping this will be the most popular of all time. Well, at least among the men, because men love porn. And why should we have to wait for Friday Fail to get our fill of titties?
There is a fad out there in fashion called “naked dressing”. Actually, it’s been around for a few years. I just found out about it a couple of days ago from an article in the NY (com)Post. Anyway, in the following images the outfits are being worn in public! Unbelievable! Personally, I think this is the best fashion idea I’ve seen in my 7 decades of living.
Also, here is a QOTD, for men only;
Q: Which one of the lovely ladies below made your Weenie move the most?
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1. Emily Ratajkowski
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2. Indya Moore
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3. Amber Rose
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4. Lily-Rose Depp
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5. Jaimie Alexander
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6. Kim Kardashian
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7. Dascha Polanco
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8. Jennifer Lopez
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9. Kendall Jenner
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10. Megan Fox
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11. Zoë Kravitz
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12. Ciara
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13. My (Stucky) current girlfriend
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14. flash’s girlfriend
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15. BL’s “Special” friend in Kentucky
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16. NYC Met Fashion Show
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17. Irina Shayk
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18. Paris Fashion Show
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19. Someone named Marilyn
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20. LIZZO! LIZZO!!! ! LIZZZZOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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THE END
#5 or #9 look pretty good!
for media whores.
Agree, but aren’t they all?
Do you know why? It’s because they are partially clothed – leaving much to the imagination about what they might be when you undress them. The rest, almost all, are big hipped and/or titted women and their semi-nudity doesn’t enhance their sexuality.
Most men fall into one or the other category: boob men, butt men, leg men.
I don’ t care much for dark meat….
Kendall Jenner and Megan Fox are my picks.
Megan Fox has that resting bitch face I can’t stand. But hey! A dick’s got no eyes, so
That bitch face was on waaaay to many of those women. Jennifer Lopez is not the prettiest, but she’s pretty good and at least I would not get pissed off looking at her face. She has a smile! And a smile is one of the sexiest things a woman can have.
Well … it’s got one eye …
And she is a full blown loon. Raising 2 boy trannies. One sick bitch, but hey, as you say, a dick got no eyes!
None of the above.
Kanye is pretty darn hot.
All ditch dogs, plus most of them are actually men.
The words right out of my mouth.
I like a voluptuous woman with some booty. Marilyn Monroe, Brigitte Bardot, Raquel Welch, But not like Lizzo, that is just fat.
Lizzo was fat at ll years old. Technically,THAT is morbidly obese.
#10
Meh 🫤 godless women do nothing for me give me a girl in a sundress
OK:
“She comes out of the sun
in a silk dress running
like a watercolor
in the rain…” – Al Stewart ‘Year of the Cat’
Awesome reference… 👍👍
All better than the article pics.
Girl next door type over the trying-too-hard, every time.
Pervert down voted
Words right out of my mouth , couldnt pick any of the overworked satanic media hoes , I’d run like hell the other way
Vastly better.
Probably my favorite “simile” in a song. Having painted with watercolors, the rain and them mixing evokes a very visual image.
Of course my most poignant line is “In derelict sidings the poppies entwine, with cattle trucks lying in wait for the next time.” – Pink Floyd “Your Possible Pasts”
gcp,
unless you had older brothers or sisters you just showed your age —
i thought you were young —
Because nobody ever listens to music written before they were born?
I’m no spring chicken Tampa, but I ain’t no geezer either… 😆
Hey, hey; hold on now. It’s not Friday yet.
Ok, so you post pictures of a couple of porn stars, in sundresses…and they’re somehow more “godly”? LOL. (don’t ask me how I know)
Other than that, I feel ya’ and agree. I had a wake up call and change of heart and don’t frequent that stuff any longer. 😉
Mr. L’s picks look far less used up.
I hear ya brother! Here’s a godly woman for ya ….
There’s a special place in hell for such blasphemous people. Literally.
Gays on both sides of the aisle “hide” behind the “celibacy” of the priesthood and sisterhood with NO real calling beyond not wanting to face the world as openly gay. If the Catholic Church, its trappings, its history, and other things aren’t eligible for the occasional satirical assault, I don’t know what is.
If you think the Catholics are the only ones where the boys get buggered by the priestly class, you’ve been living under a rock for a very, very, very long time …
The Catholic Church — being the most monolithic of all churches — is an enormous financial target for money-changers and their lawyers … it’s that simple.
There’s a specialer place for people who took healthy european women and locked them away.
Someone named Marilyn puts all the skinny skanks and ghettopotamussses to shame. Too bad she is gone.
I used to think the same thing until I found out Marilyn also had cosmetic surgery done (nose, lips, boobs). Just another All-American Girl, right?
I learned a new word today………ghettopotamussse……..thanks TN !
My seeester wuz bitten by a ghettopotamoose.
Picked it up right here on TBP, Zappa. Was not sure how to spell the plural, though.
ghettopotami
Lol , born in Bremerton , any way we’ve had a long history of terming the cows that hit the sailor bars at closing time ( when the girls all get prettier cuz the sailors are all too drunk and horny) as “Bremalo’s ”
Hey Quincy Jones” wrote the theme music for stuff like Sanford and Son , Barney Miller, and so on,” Watermelon Man “( lol how racist, and yeah he’s black ) is from Bremerton , the home of the Puget Sound Naval Shipyard.
didn’t know what called them but we used to come over from ft lewis on occasion for some bremalo’s
I forgot Monroe was on that list. Yep, she’s the lone winner.
I figured you would keep it in the family and go with Kylie.
None. They are worthless whores.
Do you feel the same way about the hundreds of near naked women posted every Friday on “Friday Fail”?
Or, do you save your harshest comments just for me?
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EDIT: I just now saw your comments regarding Friday Fail.
I guess I would have to say Kendal Jenner does it for me the most, mostly because she reminds me of the very sexy Ali Macgraw:
But then one has to consider that she is part of the larger Kartrashian coven of witches that have already destroyed the lives of virtually every man they have encountered (leading one to even have his dick cut off), and that balances out any physical appeal.
So in the end, Jaimie Alexander would probably come out on top. I have no idea who she is, know that someone else wore that same dress before she did, and I do find that the “naked” look is ok if done well. That dress she is wearing is an example of keeping it classy but a bit risque.
In that example, she has man/trans face.
Aye but all those men allowed themselves to be broken up against those she devils . In other words the condition of modern western woman hood is inextricably linked to the condition of modern western man . Adams failure was succumbing to Eves temptation when He knew better . Or we can just blame it all on the women .
Ali was incredibly beautiful — especially with Steve McQueen in ‘The Getaway’ (1972) …
That’s the movie that did it for me…and I was only 8 at the time.
1) jew
2) tranny
3)lgbtsomething mongrel
4)lesbo
5)an actual white woman! got really fucked up apparently, surely nothing going on there
https://web.archive.org/web/20220629065510/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-GgkQQBRas
meh, tired of this bunch of disgusting creatures
#18 FTW
Marilyn…..none of the others compare…..
Her figure grew with her fame. Early pictures show her more slender.
All titties are precious…………cept flashes GF titties.
By the way, let me touch the third rail here, purposely and to full effect.
How did Friday Fail degenerate to soft core fifth immediately as soon as the starting gun fired?
There used to be an unspoken rule that the initial hour or two of Friday Fail was humorous gifs, memes, and cartoons. Anyone could enjoy them. The concept of Friday Fail was it was humorous. How did that get lost?
There was some decorum – because of nkit – that was observed and respected before the softcore porn started.
Why does the pollution have to start immediately?
Why can’t Friday Fail elicit some restraint before it becomes pornographic?
Is there no discipline that can serve to moderate the posts, as the “no nipple” rule used to do when SSS was alive?
The posters who immediately post softcore porn, and you know who you are, why can’t you exhibit some restraint?
Serious questions, and I want answers.
Nkit was the best thing that ever happened to Friday Fail, and without his guidance and full participation, it has become a gutter of filth from the start.
I hope the regulars here demand a new rule – no softcore porn for 2 hours after release of Friday Fail.
Finis.
Good post, AP. Never understood what the soft porn had to do with Friday Fail in the first place. I dont make that connection at all. Why not just start a new weekly post just for soft-porn (for those who cant just find it on the internet in abundance).
Good comment. Great post. It’s one of the main reasons I’ve only made a couple of comments ever on FF.
Don’t understand the “2 hours” logic.
Better idea —-> Make soft porn a totally SEPARATE thread.
Idk. Either/or.
Let those that want porn, soft or hard, frequent the myriad of such sites. I don’t read TBP for this. I come for ideas, sometimes lofty ones. My weenie don’t wiggle for these HOs. Those who enjoy this and still care about themselves need to read Proverbs chapter 5. It’s short— just 33 verses of life changing truth.
Like this one?
I used to laugh at FF several years ago. Now I never go there.
I always look for Colorado Artist’s posts every week. His painting selections are always beautiful.
That said the female pics are a lot like the serious injury gifs for me, kinda cringy. Way back in the beginning I could share the entire FF thread with my youngest son and we’d laugh out loud. I’d never do that now, but I’m sure I’m in the minority on this one.
HS, I’m in your minority.
amen to that farmer,i used to forward ff to my wife & daughter,no longer —
yeah I used to show it to my wife but now not so much
You miss the actual ‘Fails’ … and many of them are pretty epic …
I keep wondering what folks were thinking when they had themselves filmed … and what it was they were trying to accomplish with their stunts.
Newbies who did not read the rule book.
Since FF has been posting very early on Friday morning, I would suggest at least page 4 of the comments.
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“The concept of Friday Fail was it was humorous. How did that get lost?”
One of the reasons is that the “fail” has become repetitious.
i rarely read ff anymore,what is going on with nkit?
i do notice that i rarely see him post,is he ok?
the problem with “cleaning up” friday fail is that it is now driving traffic to the site —
we need to rebuild admin’s page views b4 we drive people away —
Slightly O/T — just what happened to Hump Day Humor (?) on Wednesdays? We had a few iterations and then none … it was quite excellent … and truly hilarious.
Anthony Aaron,
Twitter dont allow embeding Inman’s tweets anymore. No easy work-around.
I didn’t care about the soft porn on FF either way.
But since some commenter’s “fails” were getting close to snuff shit, I don’t go there any more.
I think Nkits postings of the oriental babes are awesome, and I appreciate his restraint and decorum in doing so.
Charlotte McKinney
The girl showing off her abs in the ad below those narcissists
I am so not kidding about this ….. I put this together at the library …. I’m sitting at a desk with a bank of 4 computers …. there’s only a small plastic divider between the computers. IOW, you can glance to your left or right and see exactly what that person is doing.
Anyway, sitting right next to me as I was searching for pictures and posting them is a …… Muslim husband and wife. He’s got the beard and wearing pajamas. She is in a head-to-toe burka (except her face is not fully covered). He looked over once … I looked at him … he gave me a dirty look (like that “you infidel pig!!! look) … I just smiled. I mean, you don’t like it then go back to fucken Riyadh, inshallah. They’re still next to me, btw. It’s weirding me out. Her? She hasn’t looked this way even for a nanosecond, far as I can tell. Her hubby Moham probably told her he’ll cut off her tits if she looks at me. Heh.
Show him the bottom of your shoe and smile next time. I promise you that’ll set him off. Just be ready for it. Better yet…have someone ELSE be ready for it in advance.
#10. Smokin
No. Just no.
that jaimie Alexander girl is a good lookin dark haired girl…………………….
Perfect height, perfect age, ……………………
for all the other “Old Dogs” out there like me, who have the even, remotest thought of a younger partner
“Its half your age (64/2 =32) plus 7 (39 yrs old)”
Good rule of thumb per say…………….
Meh,………..dogs are better anyways………………
Wilburs……..Human
My father kept ending up with younger and younger wives , any way his formula was very similar to yours except he said divide by two and then add nine instead .So for me at 60 I should be with a 39 year old for example . And in all fairness to him he was the mathematical eqation guy extraodinaire with his PHD in electrical engineering and all his M. I.C. patents .
Why does #10 always look like Lorena Bobbitt in public? None of them are appealing. The sundress ladies look great though.
Have you seen the meme where the guy is wondering why a woman who says Lizzo is beautiful then gets mad when he tells her she looks like Lizzo? 🤣
Since I don’t have a weenie to move I going to say which one I would wear if I were trying to fit in. #17 gets an award for going fake naked.
Just wondering how many of you would want your wives or GF to wear one of those get ups in public.
#17 is a DUDE! My GF could wear that outfit, only if she’s willing to attach the dick that goes with it
None. They’re either men, fat, full of plastics, niggeresses, or resting bitch faces. Never cared for Monroe (a woman with a baby face who takes it up the ass is a no-fuckin-go). A young Claudia Cardinale in Once Upon a Time in the West was nice. Mia Sara in the 80s had a lovely face… There are others, but none of these bitches here
As Joe Biden always says, do a sniff test first…
Sniff Test.
That how Button can tell the difference between a bag of cocaine and bag of hookers.
Kate Middleton for the win. A modern woman who is classy, elegant, and beautiful. I know, she is a Royal…she has to follow dress code rules. But, she really pulls it together beautifully.
Such a gorgeous dress.
I wish I had her wardrobe budget.
#wardrobegoals
My mother has always been beautiful and classy no matter what she was wearing.
True, true.
I just love her style (on the outside only). It’s so inspiring…especially compared to the way most women in America dress.
Agreed. Beauty and modesty is a wonderful combination.
LOL, thats not your mother.
I wish it was my grandmother.
May good bless her.
In that picture she is sitting in a german court room.
Thanks for seeing the joke!
What a woman.
I’m inclined towards the lobotomy theory.
Tranny like all the rest of the famous people.
This is the best “female” representation of the current status of the Former USA.
13 and 14 ,real women
Auntie loves you BL but boy howdy #15.
I’d bang that li’l Depp gal like a screen door in a tornado.
One until I saw 8. Then it moved twice
Marilyn
I just can’t get away from the idea that this stuff just doesn’t belong here at TBP, and I’m not even one of you religious types. Our lives are saturated with MSM nonsense, and TBP is somewhat of a respite from that. And the sexiest girl on Earth is unknown to the masses. She’s just that little sweetie down the market. Those plastic robots are so unappealing.
Numbers 1, 5, and 9 are all top picks.
And this gal…
Yeah, she’s gorgeous
#14 is the ultimate in juicy and delicious. She’s perfectly proportioned as a full figured gal and very pretty as well. The rest of those broads are a dime a dozen from the plastic surgeons shop. Now go back, take a closer look, and dream of the possibilities. That’s marriage material there…
She’s especially good if you get trapped trying to cross the mountains in winter.
#1 and #11 get my weak, sinful attention…
A triple dose of “TurboLax” would make those outfits hilarious!
Somebody spiked the punch!!
Believe most of them would give you a present that keeps on giving. I dont consider FF soft porn (no tats and privates covered). Would you consider the classics by Reubens and others such?
None of them do anything for me!
Some of the whores depicted make Auntie want to puke.
I found none of them attractive.
Dead in water.
Ninety-three comments as I type this.
You DO know how to get peoples attention, Stuck.
I find it interesting that the title of the article suggests it contains soft porn, yet several of the contributors are complaining about just that.
Lizzo looks guilty, like she would say:
“I don’t know nothin bout no wedding cake. Why you asking me? Cuz I’m black?”
No Lizzo.
Not because you’re black.
“The devil’s food made her do it.”
Street walkers, whores and harlots advertising their wares.
all of them skanks, some worse than others. sorry about your girlfiend.
Most of them are trannies.
This website used to be a serious place 5 to 7 years ago. Now it’s embarrassing.
Maybe you should stick with ZeroHedge.
SFX- Pictorial Essays are what brought me here to TBP, Stucky has more talent in his little finger than you will ever muster. Levity is good for you on occasion, lighten up.
There is a very thin line between art and porn.
NOTA. They’re all selling it too hard, even Lizzo, who’s selling with HEAVY irony. Pun intended. A girl who’s got it knows it and if she does and she’s cool about it, that’s the girl right there. Mostly they don’t whore it up, because they’re cool with it so it sells itself.
None, absolutely none. Every one of these women are bat shit crazy and that’s the biggest No I can think of for a woman.
None.. well, except maybe Flash’s GF. She’d be pretty hot at 2am, the bar closing, with my beer goggles on!
14 – Flash’s Girlfriend
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I have it on very reliable account that #16 is really a male and long time “Honey Boo-Boo” to Stucky after the pool hall closes. 🙂
bl,
you & stucky haven’t had a lover’s spat in a long time —
why are you trying to start one now?
Tred- He started it to get a rise out of me. I just laughed and fired one back in the spirit of TBP jocularity.
Ya’ had to go put Lardo in there…….
Trashy broads. They lack class.
Fashion has always been a way of expressing individuality and art, and it can take many forms, sometimes causing different reactions in people. Naked fashion can be an interesting and provocative phenomenon that sparks discussion.
It is important to remember that opinions on fashion can vary greatly depending on cultural, social and personal beliefs. Some may view this type of fashion as an expression of freedom and self-expression, while others may view it as a violation of society’s norms and values.
Good comment Sara. Nice profile picture too. Stick around and add your thoughts from time to time.