NOW THAT’S FUNNY

The left wing loon who wrote this article has impeccable medical credentials. She has a bachelor’s degree in journalism and biology from the University of Minnesota Twin Cities, and a master’s degree in technical and professional communication from the University of Wisconsin. Shockingly, she is also a member of the Vaccine Confidence Project, which is solely funded by Big Pharma. She is a propagandist for vaccine makers, pretending to be a journalist.

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60 Comments
Jdog
Jdog
September 26, 2023 8:33 am

I personally know of 5 people who have died of either heart attack, or leukemia since taking the “vaccine”. These were people who were perfectly healthy prior to taking the shots. Not really all that smart, if you ask me.

zappalives
zappalives
  Jdog
September 26, 2023 10:48 am

Winning !

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Jdog
September 27, 2023 11:23 am

I stayed at a Holiday Inn.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
September 27, 2023 11:23 am

Nelson says “ha ha!”

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Administrator
September 26, 2023 11:27 am

It’s fine only if you can find a pharmacist to fill it …

flash
flash
  Administrator
September 26, 2023 12:05 pm

Obviously, one of these medical sites is not telling the truth, but trust the science , bruh….

https://www.uclahealth.org/themes/custom/uclahealth/images/ucla-health-logo.svg

flash
flash
  Administrator
September 26, 2023 12:15 pm

Obviously , one of these medical sites is lying, but why?

What is ivermectin? How a livestock dewormer became a rumored COVID-19 aid with bad side effects
‘There have been lots of cases of liver problems and liver failure, severe GI upset and even things like seizure and coma,’ says UCLA Health’s Dr. Dan Uslan.

September 3, 2021
By Sandy Cohen

“Ivermectin is potentially a very toxic drug,” Dr. Uslan says. “There have been lots of cases of liver problems and liver failure, severe GI upset and even things like seizure and coma.”

In March and again in August, the FDA issued a warning against using ivermectin for COVID-19.

Dr. Uslan’s got that face….
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LiverTox: Clinical and Research Information on Drug-Induced Liver Injury [Internet].

Last Update: April 9, 2021.
Hepatotoxicity
Single dose therapy with ivermectin has been associated with a low rate of serum aminotransferase elevations. A single case of clinically apparent liver injury has been reported after ivermectin use (Case 1). The onset of injury occurred 1 month after a single dose and was characterized by a hepatocellular pattern of serum enzyme elevations without jaundice. Recovery was rapid and complete. In trials of ivermectin to prevent SARS-CoV-2 infection and to ameliorate the course of early as well as severe COVID-19, serum aminotransferase elevations were not uncommon but were no more frequent among patients receiving ivermectin than among those receiving placebo or a comparator drug.

Likelihood score: D (possible rare cause of mild clinically apparent liver injury).

Mechanism of Injury
Ivermectin acts by interference with chloride channels that are important in neuromuscular activity in parasitic worms and protozoa, but has little activity against mammalian neural transmission. The mechanism by which it might cause liver injury is unknown.

Outcome and Management
Ivermectin is usually well tolerated and the liver injury reported with its use has been mild and self-limited in course. Ivermectin has not been associated with acute liver failure or chronic liver injury.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK548921/

zappalives
zappalives
  flash
September 26, 2023 2:22 pm

Rot in hell hooknose !

Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
September 26, 2023 10:52 pm

There have been lots of cases of liver problems

“Dang! If he ain’t a scientist, he sure fooled me with his sciency banter. I may only have a 4th grade edumacayshun, but I still know ‘lots’ is way more than ‘some’ “

Bali
Bali
  flash
September 29, 2023 4:04 am

Ask the expert: DR PIERRE KORY

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
September 27, 2023 11:25 am

Theory positing ahead:

If An anti parasitic treats influenza, cancer and parasites,
Maybe the parasites are the vector which makes the influenzas and cancers?

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 26, 2023 8:35 am

“Study suggests”

That’s pretty much what a lot of studies do…they “suggest”
I “suggest”, that ALL studies that use words like “suggest” are incomplete.

oldvet50
oldvet50
  Anonymous
September 26, 2023 8:44 am

you misspelled ‘incompetent’

Anonymous
Anonymous
  oldvet50
September 26, 2023 10:53 pm

Incomplet.

zuben-el-genubi
zuben-el-genubi
  Anonymous
September 26, 2023 8:40 pm

I submit that all studies with conditionals (like “suggest”) are simply opinions or speculations.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  zuben-el-genubi
September 26, 2023 10:53 pm

I suggest that slow cooking ribs in a smoker should take at least 7 hours.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 27, 2023 11:28 am

Standard boilerplate TV news format:

“A new study out today suggests, doing such and such may provide such and such benefit, as long as you BUY AND CONSUME SUCH AND SUCH.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
September 27, 2023 11:21 am

Storytelling from paid storytellers.
Once I realized he believes in viruses and started spewing virus nonsense….I stopped watching.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 27, 2023 11:29 am

Been dare done dat.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
September 26, 2023 9:37 am

Wasn’t until 1948.
But also, Obama merely signed an NDAA passed by Congress. I have no idea if anyone voted “no”, but given that it’s a defense bill, my guess is that it passed unanimously.
If you vote, you voted for it via your proxies in Congress regardless of who you voted for or which party.
That doesn’t absolve Obama of blame, but placing the blame entirely on Obama is disingenuous blame shifting by votetards who continue endorsing their ignorant corrupt representatives out of sheer dumbness.

Botched_Lobotomy
Botched_Lobotomy
  Anonymous
September 26, 2023 9:58 am

LMAO! Good luck telling a judge you can’t be guilty of some law because you didn’t vote. Some people are such fuckin retards.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
September 26, 2023 11:29 am

More than anything else, our annual NDAA charade is merely to continue to give israel our latest and greatest weapons and technology … 

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  Administrator
September 26, 2023 11:46 am

They did propaganda anyway. Roosevelt was all about the propaganda.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
September 26, 2023 1:59 pm

Just another proof positive that Alex Jones Infowars warned Americans about the non American Citizen President and his desire to destroy the US
THE OBAMA DECEPTION

cz
cz
September 26, 2023 8:46 am

CIDRAP? more like CID-CRAP.
to write something like this makes her the lowest of the low.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 26, 2023 9:08 am

Add this mercenary’s name to the Coronahoax Tribunals docket.

TCS
TCS
September 26, 2023 9:30 am

“Always beware ‘experts’ and ‘study finds…’ ” – Old Uncle Remus

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 26, 2023 9:38 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 27, 2023 2:45 pm

Evil, if true.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 27, 2023 2:56 pm

Yeah, not verifiable…
Maybe this is

CONCLUSIONS: Bonuses sharply and rapidly increased immunization cover-age in medical records. However, much of the increase was the result of better documentation. A bonus is a powerful incentive, but more structure or education may be necessary to achieve the desired results.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1508536/

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They bribe victims with gift cards:

https://www.post-journal.com/news/top-stories/2023/09/county-officials-eyeing-federal-grant-to-give-gift-cards-for-vaccination/
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Starting immediately, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services is increasing the Medicare payment amount to $40 to administer each dose of a COVID-19 vaccine. This represents an increase from approximately $28 to $40 to administer a single dose, and an increase from approximately $45 to $80 for the administration of vaccines requiring two doses. 
https://www.healthcarefinancenews.com/news/providers-get-greater-reimbursement-covid-19-vaccine

James
James
September 26, 2023 9:58 am

Here is how to contact Mary and let her know your thoughts:

https://www.zoominfo.com/p/Mary-Van-beusekom/197499816

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zappalives
zappalives
  James
September 26, 2023 10:51 am

Dont let it in !
That white ho has a niggerbaby in its belly.
Actual photograph of this niggerloving ho caught in the act in the netflix comment section.

Dangerous Variant
Dangerous Variant
September 26, 2023 10:07 am

Always a tell when a cloud propagandist drops a second-tier credential in their byline. Even better are those acronyms that are basically invented in some airport adjacent Ramada Inn ballroom by industry shills.

In the era of the enlightened femexpertologysts, the institutions are printing masters degrees on barren karrens at a fevered clip because they have destroyed the pipeline for matriculating actual experts.

I’ve had the misfortune of running with the klowns in the cloud city and you couldn’t throw a black dildo down the whole foods wine isle without inciting a frenzy of pudgy post-wall problem-glasses xirls with masters degrees and zero credit-hours in statistics.

And probably a telescript for the next Netflix limited series as well.

What you don’t see is the rotting carcass of fedgov-backed debt under her bed. The dowry of the dual-income egalitarian McMarriage.

If you listen carefully when you pass a femexpertologyst in the wild, you can hear the Adderall and Xanax chatting in her Balenciaga she bought on credit because TikTok told her. The maraca of fempowerment, aka the death rattle of the West, is the rhythm section in the echo chamber of Progress.

Without these constant streams of media pieces to remind the beautiful people that they are smart and good and on the right side of history, they would devour themselves. Which is the sole reason NPR exists.

Obviously, they are prone to destroy regardless. As the double-helix of the death cult ordains.

And so our cultural surrogate waddles into the fourth trimester, pregnant with quadruplets of disaster, but until those IVF horsemen breech the gaping hellmouth of matriarchy we are stuck observing what happens when the wisdom of our better ancients was improved upon by credentialed girls, psychopaths with nice hair, and wakandians with hall-of-fame completion percentages.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Dangerous Variant
September 26, 2023 10:13 am

Thanks for “femexpertologysts”. Nice, especially y in place of i.

ottomatik
ottomatik
  Dangerous Variant
September 26, 2023 10:37 am

Outstanding post DV.

anon a moos
anon a moos
September 26, 2023 10:14 am

You conspiracy nuts. Trust the ‘experts’ because…. they’re experts

sponsored by bill and mel gates foundation

A9racer
A9racer
  anon a moos
September 26, 2023 10:34 pm

Brought to you by Pfizer

zappalives
zappalives
September 26, 2023 10:47 am

I DONT CARE about your advanced degrees…….your alleged IQ………or your position/status !
If you hang on every word out of that JACKOFF NIGGER TEEVEE as gospel from democrat party headquarters your an IGNORANT-LOLLING SHEEPNIGGER !
It was critical thinking skills that advanced humanity into the modern age and like all things NATURAL and PRO-HUMAN the democrat party wants that smashed out of humanity !
But ……please……….urge your precious democrat family/friends to continue VAXX BOOSTING !
Hopefully we can get a big increase in premature JACKOFF DEATHS out of this latest miracle vaxx.
One less democrat I have to deal with when this shitbox niggerholeland goes hot !

WAKE UP
WAKE UP
September 26, 2023 11:01 am

The first months after the jabs came out ambulances were screeching down my street on a daily basis. Two neighbors on one short street DEAD suddenly. Yes, they were geniuses.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
  WAKE UP
September 26, 2023 11:49 am

I could also hear the ambulances around my neighborhood after every big vaccine drive.

A9racer
A9racer
  AKJOHN
September 26, 2023 10:35 pm

Not polar bear attacks?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  WAKE UP
September 27, 2023 11:32 am

Ambulance=Injected person taxi.

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
September 26, 2023 11:44 am

She’ll get her Karma like all the rest. The seven worlds of Avernus awaits her.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  AKJOHN
September 27, 2023 11:35 am

As I have never died, nor talked to anyone who has, I am going to leave the death surprise..for death.
No one alive knows what happens when we die.
All the claims of afterlife arose from the minds of men who have used these lies to convince other men to do bad things.

flash
flash
September 26, 2023 12:03 pm

Go along to get along in the current year now comes with a death sentences ….but muh big ol’ house , big ticket Tesla and 6 week vacation….reeeeeeeee

“Quite apart from the reputational damage risked by hesitating for even a moment before letting a gene therapy serum into your bloodstream, there were the professional consequences. Smart people, by and large, tend to work within the professional-managerial classes. They are well-paid for their intellectual labour on behalf of the institutions, and by refusing to get the shot they risked losing their comfortable jobs. Even if their employer did not have a vaccine mandate, they would (potentially) be subject to travel restrictions which – given the nature of many of their positions – could be a significant professional impediment.

Institutional dependence is a significant factor. The lifestyle enabled by their well-remunerated services is for many a gilded cage. A six-figure income sounds like a lot, but when you’ve taken on a mortgage for a million dollar house in a suburb with good private schools for your 1.5 children, you’re on the hook for loans for your hundred thousand dollar post-graduate training and a pair of hundred thousand dollar Teslas, and you’ve grown accustomed to free range organic artisanal farm-to-table everything, there isn’t a lot of wiggle in the household budget, particularly if you want to spend that week in Italy next summer. Lose your position, and you risk losing everything and getting busted down to the trailer park, where you’ll be even worse off than the trailer trash because their meth habits are probably less expensive than your undischargeable student loan. Getting a new position isn’t at all guaranteed, particularly if you lost your old one because you did something gauche like refuse a grandma-saving medical treatment due to those anti-science right wing conspiracy theories you gave credence to. Professional fields tend to be small, word gets around, and the HR ladies talk. A career is not the same thing as a job: it is much harder to get, and much harder to replace”

https://barsoom.substack.com/p/why-smart-people-do-stupid-things

B_MC
B_MC
September 26, 2023 1:33 pm

Experts: Everybody In Europe Died From Breathing Toxic Air

People who ingest or breath toxic, which is to say poisonous, substances, especially if they do so on a continuous basis over a long period of time, do not live as long or as well as those who do not, on average.

Well, so much used to be routine medical knowledge. But since the idiot panic of 2020, and of the great wokening of all things, medical “knowledge” is now what you can get away with saying. Like “some women have penises” or “if you are vaccinated you cannot catch covid.”

And “almost everyone in Europe is breathing toxic air”.

Europe is facing a “severe public health crisis”, with almost everyone across the continent living in areas with dangerous levels of air pollution, an investigation by the Guardian has found.

Analysis of data gathered using cutting-edge methodology – including detailed satellite images and measurements from more than 1,400 ground monitoring stations – reveals a dire picture of dirty air, with 98% of people living in areas with highly damaging fine particulate pollution that exceed World Health Organization guidelines. Almost two-thirds live in areas where air quality is more than double the WHO’s guidelines.

So says the propagandists at The Guardian.. They also say “98% of Europeans breathing highly damaging polluted air linked to 400,000 deaths a year.”

Now we’ve discussed this many times, but “linked to” is one of the most marvelous creations of modern The Science.

Experts: Everybody In Europe Died From Breathing Toxic Air

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
September 27, 2023 11:36 am

Cover story for a class of vaccination injury.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 26, 2023 1:42 pm

Smart people first in line sheeple !
Independent people with common sense and ability to make proper decisions for themselves while seeing thru propagandized nonsense from media and government never get in that line

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 26, 2023 2:19 pm

University of Minnesota says all you need to know. Wacko!

ArizonaBay
ArizonaBay
September 26, 2023 2:23 pm

I agree with her. All those super smart people that want nothing to do with the Hoi polloi should get super boosted. I strongly encourage it. For their children as well.

Uslan means big nose?
Uslan means big nose?
September 26, 2023 7:59 pm

Johns Hopkins, Myers Squibb and Rockefeller Foundation Facing $1 Billion Syphilis Lawsuit

AND…But of Course!!!

https://www.law.com/2022/04/22/federal-judge-dismisses-suit-against-johns-hopkins-rockefeller-foundation-over-nonconsensual-human-medical-experiments-in-guatemala/

jubal hershaw
jubal hershaw
September 26, 2023 9:14 pm

It’s likely true that intelligent people are the easiest to fool…Recall what was said in Jacques Ellul’s “Propaganda. The Formation of Men’s Attitudes”:
‘Ellul [designates] intellectuals as virtually the most vulnerable of all to modern propaganda, for three reasons: (1) they absorb the largest amount of secondhand, unverifiable information; (2) they feel a compelling need to have an opinion on every important question of our time, and thus easily succumb to opinions offered to them by propaganda on all such indigestible pieces of information; (3) they consider themselves capable of “judging for themselves.” They literally need propaganda.’
After i read that, i stopped posting opinions online…I shiver at the thought i should be thought An Intellectual…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  jubal hershaw
September 27, 2023 8:56 am

Each is fooled according to their ability.

A9racer
A9racer
September 26, 2023 10:29 pm

My wife’s cousin keeled over at 61 after the vax. One of my best friends has suffered neurological damage since his vax. A couple of my customers younger than I have “died suddenly”. I am and shall remain pureblood as will all my close family until they put it in our food or aerosalize it.
Brought to you by Pfizer

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 27, 2023 11:17 am

Talk about an ad directed directly at Dunning-Kruger sufferers….

BL
BL
September 27, 2023 12:01 pm

I predict blacks won’t fall for the vaxx scam again. I also predict large companies threats of firing the unvaxxed won’t work this go-round, so WHAT ingredient will be baked into this new cake to force compliance?