VATICAN CITY — A group of men pretending to be women were invited to the Vatican today to share a special lunch with a man pretending to be Catholic.
“It’s a match made in pretend heaven,” said local man Angelo Russo as he threw on a dress. “Let’s go ladies!”
According to sources at the Vatican, Pope Francis personally scheduled the make-believe playdate. “Haha, look at me, I’m Catholic!” laughed Pope Francis as he welcomed the men in wigs. “Hee-hee, isn’t this fun? Oh look! Here comes my favorite priest Father Rupnik, pretending to not be a serial abuser. What fun!”
The group spent roughly an hour eating lunch, maintaining their charades for the duration. “It’s so sweet of an elderly man to invite us out to play make-believe,” said local man Salvatore Greco. “My family is always saying things like ‘Hey, don’t inject yourself with dangerous chemicals’ – but not Pope Francis. You know, he’s pretty good about pretending to be Catholic.”
The lunch reportedly consisted of turkey sandwiches that everyone pretended was ham.
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The whole Pope/Vatican thing is uber creepy and has been for a very long time. It’s just another grift and they are riding the tide of history for the payout.
Organised religion is just another job. Pope is just clocking in, clocking out.
This one clocked out BEFORE he clocked in. Little different situation.
Hey SUCKINATOR……………maybe spread your multiple account responses over the section…………back to back responses is a bad look ……………even for a NIGGERCOCK sucking democrat like you.
Bless your little black heart!
They even come packaged with their own INTERNAL secret society…Demolay. Fuck those elitist sons of bitches.
The Catholic church sold indulgences ….reeeee
this guy has the most evil eyes i have ever seen
Interesting choice of words..re:’ riding the tide of history’. Made me think about this:
…and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast….and…I will tell thee the mystery of the woman, and of the beast that carrieth her.
Once your able to know what a ‘woman’ and a ‘beast’ are, then the picture becomes clearer.
“riding the tide of history’=earth menstruation
You found Pope Benedict XVI. to be completely creepy too, especially compered to the current one?
The Fat, Drunk Victims of America 2.0
From the JFK Assassination to the Victimhood Industry
https://donaldjeffries.substack.com/p/the-fat-drunk-victims-of-america
Yeppers………….its one big faggot-fuckfest with that kooky holy vicar of Christ and his merry band of child rapist.
John MacArthur has done a few videos on the evilness of the catholic church. It is truly satanic and every pope has been an anti-christ. I say that as a former blind catholic. Watch his videos and learn.
lol…another useful Judaized Rapturetard idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH-pQb4QxUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKfYHpUno1M
That’s all you got. WTF. You’re a horses ass. Idiot.
The pope defines what a catholic is.
He is not a Christian, but an agent of satan.
Still chuckle about the first time I heard the term “I am a recovering Catholic”.
I’ve posted before that “Francis” is not pope, following Ann Barnhart’s explanation that the prior pope didn’t validly resign. Even so, the Catholic Church is royally fucked up with such a cast of fag cardinals who would agitate for the German pope’s ouster and go along with the Bergoglio farce and his obvious and repeated heresies.
The Vatican is now the Stonewall Inn apparently…..
The Zionists, Globalists, LGBQ, organized religion, public education, the media, politicians, and multi national corporations are all the same team. Until you learn this is a war, and it is us against them, you will not be able to defend yourself and your family….
Jdog, this comment reminds me of Arnold Murray a very very wise man.
So on what team does that leave you?
This needs to be made into a meme to prevent TL;DR. The Pixar style ones are really clever and effective
Catholic=bum fucker.