Men Pretending To Be Women Go To Lunch With Man Pretending To Be Catholic

Via The Babylon Bee

VATICAN CITY — A group of men pretending to be women were invited to the Vatican today to share a special lunch with a man pretending to be Catholic.

“It’s a match made in pretend heaven,” said local man Angelo Russo as he threw on a dress. “Let’s go ladies!”

According to sources at the Vatican, Pope Francis personally scheduled the make-believe playdate. “Haha, look at me, I’m Catholic!” laughed Pope Francis as he welcomed the men in wigs. “Hee-hee, isn’t this fun? Oh look! Here comes my favorite priest Father Rupnik, pretending to not be a serial abuser. What fun!”

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Pope Francis Welcomes ‘Piss Christ’ Artist in Vatican

Via Breitbart

Andres Serrano

ROME — Pope Francis stunned the faithful this weekend when he welcomed some 200 avant-garde artists in the Sistine Chapel, including photographer Andres Serrano, creator of the controversial “Piss Christ” work showing a crucifix submerged in a glass of urine.

The pontiff received the artists to mark the 50th anniversary of the Vatican’s collection of contemporary art, telling them that like the biblical prophets, “you confront things that at times are uncomfortable; you criticize today’s false myths and new idols, its empty talk, the ploys of consumerism, the schemes of power.” Continue reading “Pope Francis Welcomes ‘Piss Christ’ Artist in Vatican”

Pope Francis hospitalized with “heart problems” (and/or lung infection); Berlusconi has leukemia; Labour MP Luke Pollard has skin cancer; singer John Farnham has mouth cancer

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Pope Francis hospitalized after reported ‘heart problems’

March 29, 2023

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VATICAN CITY (LifeSiteNews) — Pope Francis has been admitted today to Rome’s Gemelli hospital for “previously scheduled tests,” as news outlets now report that his scheduled has been cleared for the upcoming days after he experienced heart problems prior to arriving at the hospital.

In a brief statement issued to the press March 29, Vatican spokesman Matteo Bruni stated that “The Holy Father has been at Gemelli since this afternoon for some previously scheduled checkups.”

The Pontiff had conducted his regular general audience in the morning, being visibly less physically able than he had appeared in recent days.

Following this, however, Italian news outlets began reporting that the Pope’s scheduled meetings for the next few days had been cancelled, citing a Vatican source. 

After the audience, he reportedly had to cancel a scheduled interview and be transported to the nearby Gemelli hospital in an ambulance. According to the news reports, which cited sources in the hospital, Francis was suffering from “heart problems” along with breathing issues when he arrived. 

His condition is currently deemed as “not worrisome” according to Corriere della Sera.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2023/03/29/vatican-pope-hospitalized-days-lung-infection/11564106002/?csp=chromepush

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Pope Francis calls for widespread vaccination

Guest Post by Steve Kirsch

He never meets with any experts holding opposing views. Is that any way to make a responsible decision affecting over 1 billion people?

The Washington Post reports:

In a sweeping speech on the pandemic and other global issues, Pope Francis on Monday called for widespread vaccination in all countries and suggested the global coronavirus response was being complicated by “baseless information or poorly documented facts.”

Countries that have widely used vaccines, the pope noted, have seen a reduction in severe cases.

Seriously?!?!

Did he even spend one nanosecond talking with anyone qualified with an opposing view before making that determination? Which experts did he ask? Did he talk to Robert Malone? Peter McCullough? Of course not!! If he had, my phone would have lit up.

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Pope Demands Silicon Valley “In The Name Of God” Censor “Hate Speech”, “Conspiracy Theories”

Authored by Paul Joseph Watson via Summit News,

Pope Francis invoked God in an effort to pressure Silicon Valley giants into censoring more content, including “hate speech” and “conspiracy theories.”

Yes, really.

The Pope made the remarks during a World Meeting of Popular Movements, a shadowy organization created to promote “social justice” and fight racism with the help of religious leaders.

“In the name of God, I ask the technology giants to stop exploiting human weakness, people’s vulnerability, for the sake of profits without caring about the spread of hate speech, grooming, fake news, conspiracy theories, and political manipulation,” he stated.

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A New Answer to “Is the Pope Catholic?”

Via Gen Z Conservative

It used to be a given that the Pope was Catholic. Whatever the predilections of the clergymen, greed of the Medieval popes, or horrific nature of the clergy’s predations on children, the pope himself was always ostensibly Catholic. Like Catholic mafia dons, the Medici popes and others of rapacious or lecherous heart might have been incessant sinners, but they never publicly dismissed Catholic orthodoxy, especially not in modern times.

Now the left has destroyed even that and we have a whole new answer to “is the pope Catholic?” Why?

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