Buy Your Kids Toy Guns This Christmas

Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter

There was recently a Twitter kerfuffle when some frustrated harridan, this time in Nebraska, blew a crone gasket because a store is selling toy guns to kids. She’s one of those Moms Demand Action types, and it’s pretty clear she’ll be demanding for a while. She frets that kids playing with toy guns “will be a problem when kids start getting them for Christmas, learn to quickly assemble their guns & bring them to school,” as if – between perverts, communists, and children of degenerate parents packing actual heat – popguns are the big threat to the kids in the schools these days.

Won’t someone please, please, think of the children? Well, we are. Which is why they must be exposed to toy guns at a young age. And toy firetrucks and race cars and airplanes and the rest of the actiony, adventury toys that begin to teach little boys to be big men. And for girls – and only girls, because only girls will ever be mothers – there are baby dolls as well. Play is play, sure, but play is also practice. It is how children begin to model themselves on adults by copying adult behaviors. And one of the most important of adult behaviors is learning to use violence against enemies in order to defend themselves, their families, their communities, and their Constitution.

The sour squaw, who is bitter that young boys want to be like adult men and that young girls might not want to be alone and sad like her, hates this idea. She objects to firearms being normalized for children and adults as well, and hates and demonizes those who wish to do so. Ironically, she can only embrace this boutique bigotry against the people who make her country safe because those people she despises have made her country safe for her – by using guns.

All through human history, the weak – like her and the sissy biological males who simp for this type of woman – have been at the mercy of the strong. And strong means physically strong, not just loud, shrill, and grating. Chairman Mao, whom these people no doubt admire in every other context, observed that power comes from the barrel of a gun. The communist mass murderer at least had that right. Power used to be the sole domain of the biggest and the strongest men. The guy who could swing that broadsword ruled over both the weaker men, and the women, who could not – no appeal, no negotiation. Put away these dumb modern cliches of 110-pound waifs taking on human ogres weighing in at three times their mass. Size matters. Or, rather, it matters when guns are not in the equation.

The modern gun – an effective, reliable, and affordable tool that one can operate capably with some basic training – changed that reality. Suddenly, that 300-pound berserker was no longer necessarily the undisputed boss because a 120-pound lady with a Glock could put him down. And a bunch of citizens with weapons could deter or defeat the forces of the local warlord. Just ask Great Britain. The invention and dissemination of modern firearms was a revolution in human liberty. The fact is that a gun is freedom. It is freedom from the tyranny of size and mass. You want equity? Buy a .45.

And dumb people like Demanding Mom want to undo that.

Remarkably, they believe that somehow stripping the physically weaker of the means to protect themselves from the physically stronger will result in…well, a world that looks just like their status quo. What she and her affluent ilk claim they are seeking is the kind of society we normals generally have already, one that is pretty much (though not completely) safe outside of the savage Democrat inner city hellscapes where the vast majority of violence happens. If you live in her neighborhood, the chances of someone being murdered, by guns or anything else, are statistically insignificant. Yet what she alleges she wants, via disarming you, is that in her neighborhood the chances of someone being murdered, by guns or anything else, be nearly statistically insignificant. Except it already is.

As far as normal America outside the Democrat chaos goes, she and the gun grabbers have a solution in search of a problem. She does not want to change the outcome; what she wants to change is a variable that leads to the outcome thinking the outcome will not change. But changing variables changes outcomes. If you disarm the law-abiding people outside the blue cities, you will get the opposite of peaceful as the degenerates, thugs, and criminals that the Democrats suck up to will come out to loot and pillage the suddenly disarmed populations. But that’s not important to her type – if lowering crime was their priority, they would be clamoring to send the Army into DC to suppress the crime wave. Their priority is you being disarmed, and therefore powerless.

Why? Hate. These gun banners hate normal people – their disarmament agenda goes hand-in-hand with the agenda of defunding the police for everything except persecuting normal gun owners and people who use weapons in self-defense. Why do they hate us? A lot is aesthetic – they find us crude and dirty and scary. So scary that we must be made vulnerable to the forces they think they prefer, like the government and the criminal class, though I repeat myself. That this is suicidal never occurs to them. They cannot conceive of a society where they are at actual risk, instead of the fake risk posed by angry insurrectionist Trump voters shooting up their Whole Foods with fully semiautomatic AR15s and hundred-bullet clips. So they pull blocks out of the social Jenga tower thinking it can’t possibly fall. Well, I was on the streets with the 160th Infantry during the LA Riots and lady, I beg to differ.

But their hate cannot be countered by reason. They want us disarmed on the way to being disenfranchised. The idea that there will be a new generation trained to be actual men and women, citizens instead of serfs, is therefore hateful to them. They want boys neutered and sitting quietly in class reading their pornographic textbooks about how some men menstruate. They want girls to be bitter, frigid faux girl-bosses like themselves – ignoring the truth that girl bosses exist now, for the first time in human history, only because people with guns keep them from being beaten into submission by physically more powerful men and other women, for that matter.

When you let your kid play with toy guns, you teach your kid about what an adult’s responsibilities are. Fighting bad people is one of them. And your kids are going to be covering for a lot of social freeloaders when they do. Her kids Kaden nor Ashliegh will ever carry their weight by carrying an AR15 – they are on the pre-school fast track to some Ivy League conformity factory. But your kid will, because your kid is going to be awesome. You will teach your kids starting young that they must be citizen-warriors. Then you will teach them to shoot real guns, and they will want to learn, because shooting guns is what free adults do.

Those with guns and the skill and will to use them will always rule. The “use your inside voice” fantasies of a nanny state controlled not by legitimate violence but by the nagging and hectoring of wine women can only last so long. So teach your kids early, because either they will be armed and rule themselves, or disarmed with someone else ruling them.

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Zulu Foxtrot Golf
Zulu Foxtrot Golf
December 21, 2023 9:38 am

Buy them pellet guns you pussy, Sphincter.

Best thing you can do is teach them proper as soon as you feel your child is ready and it helps them understand that once that projectile is sent out the barrel there are no take backs.

Just remember the vid posted here of the tween mooncrickets fucking around with with that auto and revolver and blsating the camerakid.

That is what you are dealing with. Dumbed down cannon fodder savages that are learning this from birth without clue one to safe handling let alone consequences.

With a bit of proper rearing your kid(s) will be ahead of this shit show when it goes full-tilt in the very near future.

ZFG, out.

P.S. toy guns Spurt? Really? That is a California Republicrat thing to say. Best get to that BBQ at McCarthy’s house so you can check out his nerf gun collection.

flash
flash
  Zulu Foxtrot Golf
December 21, 2023 9:57 am

Buy ’em a 5.56 …not much more kick than a pellet rifle and does a heckuva better job controlling vermin.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  flash
December 21, 2023 5:51 pm

Scoped .17 HMR. Unreal accuracy out to 200yds, zero recoil, and no
HP necessary as the report is mild. The best is that it is the
best rifle for game up to coyotes. Far more versatile than a .22
and not near as loud and “bucky” as a 5.56. And the Savage model
with match grade trigger and barrel is about $300 without a scope.
My favorite rifle, and I have many.

“Merry Christmas, son!”

“WOW, dad!”
https://www.savagearms.com/content?p=firearms&a=product_summary&s=96709

Lance
Lance
  Colorado Artist
December 22, 2023 2:11 am

Since the story has roots in Nebraska, do you have a recommendation of the Omaha kid who might be in need of self defense from the nearby hood-rats?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Colorado Artist
December 23, 2023 8:45 am

Compare ammo prices per round.

I’ll take the .22 LR any day. If I can kill a man or a deer with a .22, I’m pretty sure a coyote will pose no problem either.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Zulu Foxtrot Golf
December 21, 2023 9:57 am

Bought my 8 yr old grandson a 22 this last summer. Spent 3 days a week at the range with him, as he was staying with us for the summer. He’s become a very good shooter and knows the safety rules and handling better than many of the ranges members.

Your advice is spot on. Buy a real firearm or pellet gun, then TEACH them the safety rules and handling.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  anon a moos
December 23, 2023 8:49 am

Grandpa gave me my first gun when I was 9 YO. A Winchester .22 rifle. Shorts. longs or long rifles. Monte Carlo stock and astounding stock carvings. I was the envy of the neighborhood…briefly.

aussieman
aussieman
  Zulu Foxtrot Golf
December 22, 2023 3:58 am

In Australia we can buy water pistols and nerf guns!! Hang on to your 2nd fellas or you’ll wind up like me waiting for government to go totalitarian.

Though through practical experience prayer and faith in Jesus outperforms ANY firearm. My point is there is a time for shooting and a time for praying…….and then there is a time for shooting AND praying. Merry Christmas all!

flash
flash
December 21, 2023 9:55 am

not one needs a black assault….teen….reeeee

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timoleon
timoleon
December 21, 2023 10:18 am

I jumped right into it and got my daughter a Kel Tec Sub 2000 in 40S&W. Gonna get them into shooting, may as well do it right.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
December 21, 2023 10:42 am

The best Christmas present my Dad ever gave me was my Sheridan Blue-Streak pellet rifle.

James
James
  YourAverageJoe
December 21, 2023 2:05 pm

I got the one me dad bought in the 60’s,great little pellet rifle/small game gun.

I tried to get a seal kit for it(works fine at moment/just a prep) and seems a real bitch finding one!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  James
December 21, 2023 6:28 pm

Replacements can be found at a good Ace hardware store
that stocks odd plumbing components. That’s where I found mine.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
December 21, 2023 5:45 pm

Mine was Crossman 760 pellet or BB’s very accurate

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  YourAverageJoe
December 21, 2023 6:27 pm

YAJ, I STILL have mine and it works perfectly 50 years later.
I had to replace some gaskets, but that is all.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
December 21, 2023 8:41 pm

Awesome.
Now I want another.

PSBindy
PSBindy
  YourAverageJoe
December 21, 2023 7:30 pm

Sheridan is the way to go.

formerly anonymous
formerly anonymous
December 21, 2023 11:02 am

My father (WWII veteran) gave me a Marlin .22 lever action for Xmas when I was 12.
Still have it and it works flawlessly, beautiful walnut stock. They don’t make them like they used to.
Buy your kids guns, fuck those X-Boxes and Play Stations.
I don’t have kids but I have many nephews and nieces that I have taken out shooting. I have yet to come across a child that didn’t LOVE shooting a real firearm. Great way to bond.
Archery works too.

Machinist
Machinist
  formerly anonymous
December 21, 2023 1:25 pm

I loved Sears and those catalogues they issued. They used to sell Marlin .22 lever action, I believe. Tons all kinds of items to drool over and some of other items were decent quality too. One of the times I especially looked forward to, and this was a bit later), the Lingerie/under ‘garments’ section. More drooling. I even tried putting some water or rubbing alcohol on a tissue in an effort to get a better view of what was under the pesky ink. It didn’t work, but made mom suspicious and made dad smile.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Machinist
December 21, 2023 5:26 pm

Kmarts sold rifles and shotguns also when I was a kid

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
December 21, 2023 6:31 pm

Got this beauty at KMart when I was 16.
I still have it. Shot a ton of small game with it
on mountaineering trips. Mostly grouse.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 21, 2023 6:49 pm

$29.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
December 21, 2023 8:45 pm

Awesome.
If hung on a wall it would look like artwork vs a real rifle imo.

Lance
Lance
  Colorado Artist
December 22, 2023 2:20 am

Remember when Duckwalls/Alco sold firearms and Long Drugs sold ammo? All within a couple miles of home.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Machinist
December 21, 2023 8:43 pm

I still have my 1965 Ted Williams 12 GA variable choke pump action shotgun that is like new.
It is my understanding it is a Winchester 1200 stamped with Sears and Ted Williams logos.

Lance
Lance
  YourAverageJoe
December 22, 2023 2:22 am

The Blue Book has a good section on all the manufacturers of house brand guns that Sears sold-quite a long list.

D3F1ANT
D3F1ANT
December 21, 2023 11:15 am

Raising our boys with toy, and then real, guns helped us win WWI and WWII.

Lance
Lance
  D3F1ANT
December 22, 2023 2:24 am

Most successful American military snipers started shooting at a very young age-some out of necessity to have food for his family.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  D3F1ANT
December 23, 2023 8:55 am

You have the NRA and their CMP for that. Pre WW I, city boys were notoriously poor shots…a trend that largely continues to this day.

OK
OK
December 21, 2023 12:30 pm

Kids get shot by cops when carrying toy guns, and possibly by ‘stand your ground’ idiots. If I had kids, that would be enough of a reason for me to tell them they don’t need to play with guns, toys or not.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  OK
December 21, 2023 1:33 pm

Depends who is the quicker shot, OK? Glad you’re not my neighbor. Forget toy guns, Real Guns Matter.

OK
OK
  ILuvCO2
December 21, 2023 3:48 pm

This article IS about toy guns. And I am glad you’re not my neighbor also.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  OK
December 21, 2023 4:19 pm

Reminds me of a time of toy guns when I grew up. Bang Bang you’re dead. So succinct, so pure. Enjoy your neighbors in the city. Mine? We love each other and got each others backs. Just like Jesus said. I love you too of course, kinda.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  OK
December 21, 2023 6:32 pm

The feeling is OH-SO mutual.
Having you as a neighbor would be a real Karen show.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  OK
December 21, 2023 7:37 pm

I had toy guns as a kid.
I remember getting shot by cops and “stand your ground” idiots all the time.
I rubbed some dirt on the wound and walked it off.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Anonymous
December 23, 2023 8:57 am

…and TPed their house on Halloween!

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  OK
December 23, 2023 8:56 am

Yer still a fag though.

Machinist
Machinist
  OK
December 21, 2023 1:34 pm

Go ahead and get him a subscription to GQ fagazine.

OK
OK
  Machinist
December 21, 2023 3:51 pm

That makes absolutely not one lick of sense. You think guns are something to play with? Never mind. You think GQ readers don’t carry guns. LOL.

k31
k31
  OK
December 21, 2023 6:11 pm

He knows GQ readers are faggots, was the point. I think you are just a misguided woman.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  OK
December 21, 2023 6:33 pm

Name ONE GQ reader who carries a gun.
Just one.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Colorado Artist
December 23, 2023 8:59 am

OJ Simpson.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  OK
December 21, 2023 5:27 pm

No one thinks like you here . Anti gunners are retards.

OK
OK
  Anonymous
December 22, 2023 4:13 am

Anti-gun? What makes you think that treating guns with respect for what they are and what they can do is anti-gun? They are not toys. I suppose you are one of those who drool over gun catalogs. You can have your fetishes. I know that handguns and automatic rifles are made for one thing, and that is murder. I respect that, and would not put a toy like that in the hands of any child of mine. I would teach them instead to understand.

k31
k31
  OK
December 21, 2023 6:10 pm

Oklahoma used to be OK, but you are a communist.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  k31
December 23, 2023 9:00 am

“You ain’t cool. You’re chilly…and chilly ain’t NEVER been cool!” – George Carlin

Melty
Melty
December 21, 2023 1:52 pm

Bought my great great nephew a Red Ryder for Christmas. He just turned 8 but doesn’t live with his father. I had one at 6 but things were different back then

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Melty
December 21, 2023 5:28 pm

Don’t shoot your eye out

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
December 21, 2023 6:37 pm

I bought my adult sons Red Ryders 3 Christmases ago.
(They all have numerous firearms, but never a plain old BB gun.
I started them with real firearms early)
They said it was their favorite presents in a long time.
They shoot them all the time. Their sons will be trained on them.

Pro tip:
Train your young kids or grandkids to wingshoot with a Daisy BB gun.
Toss a coke can up about 15 feet straight up right next to them and have them follow
it down with the front sight and fire. It’s amazing how fast they never miss.
Then simply move it further and further away until they are shooting
it at 20 feet away or so. A shotgun will be easy after that.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Melty
December 21, 2023 8:52 pm

I was very lucky I had a Dad that gave me huge boundaries and latitude.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 21, 2023 5:24 pm

Get them bb guns, pellet guns and .22s. Train them well and make sure they’re well versed in safety. Make sure they don’t shoot their eye out.

Ted
Ted
  Anonymous
December 22, 2023 2:31 am

We have floating around the family a Savage Sporter of 1932 vintage-complete with original 22LR clip. Never knew which grandfather first owned it or who all in the family had it for a while, let alone what kind of game it brought home out on the various farms. Lots of rich history that is unknown.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Ted
December 23, 2023 9:02 am

Oh, Jesus. Another one of those “clip” people. Saints preserve us!

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 21, 2023 5:33 pm

Make your kids toy guns

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
December 21, 2023 6:43 pm

They do that themselves with their fingers, sticks, graham crackers, and anything else
that even slightly resembles a gun.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Colorado Artist
December 23, 2023 9:04 am

The Pop Tart Pistol is my personal favorite! The brown sugar ones are very accurate!

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 21, 2023 5:43 pm

Growing up my brother and I started with every toy gun you could imagine .
Rolls of caps to greenie stickem caps
Monkey patrol from Mattel to Daisy Pop Guns , then the BB & pellet rifles & pistols to 22 long rifle to 12 gauge deer , duck and geese rabbits & squirrels
We have a modest firearms collection and still do range time together .
We were trained by former military men friends and family and BOY SCOUT CAMP . We have safes for weapons and locked Ammo cabinets
Never have we injured or killed anyone and never grabbed a firearm in anger .
Yet it appears the leftist parasites in government fear us more than millions of illegals many with serious criminal records all turned loose upon a generally unsuspecting public .
I guess the old scout motto BE PREPARED are words to live by !

Asstro Buoy
Asstro Buoy
December 21, 2023 5:58 pm

All my brothers grew up on BB guns, pellet guns, .22’s. No one has ever murdered anyone. Heck, nearly all of them don’t own guns but fishing gear. We grew up on that too.

guns for tots
guns for tots
December 21, 2023 7:09 pm

she’s right. they shouldn’t be selling toy guns to kids. they should be selling real guns to kids.

Ed
Ed
  guns for tots
December 21, 2023 8:47 pm

Ha! Never happen. That would make entirely too much sense.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  guns for tots
December 22, 2023 12:54 am

They already do sell real guns to kids.

No questions asked.

In EVERY Negro/Dem “Gun Free Zone” city in America.

Ted
Ted
  Colorado Artist
December 22, 2023 2:34 am

Guessing Ghetto thefts far exceed sales.

Ted
Ted
  guns for tots
December 22, 2023 2:33 am

Gotta wonder if she has a husband.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
December 23, 2023 8:42 am

Moms Demand Action types

Call them what they ARE: Karens.

Save yourself the key strokes.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
December 23, 2023 9:12 am

Teach your children well! In war, there are no rules against shooting your enemy in the dick! If someone would have shot Ghengis Kahn in the dick, the world would look much different today!