Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter
You can already hear the same old scam revving up, this time about Haiti – yet again. I remember 30 years ago when we were going to fix Haiti. And since I read history, I know about 100 years ago when we were also going to fix Haiti. Now, our garbage ruling class is on the verge of demanding we try to fix Haiti yet again. Spoiler – you can’t fix Haiti. And it’s not worth one single American life trying to.
That’s not to say Haiti isn’t a mess and that we shouldn’t provide some humanitarian aid. Look, Haiti had it hard from the beginning. It was a French colony of slaves, so that’s two strikes right there. They overthrew the French, a military victory for which they are quite proud even though kicking frog le bootay is an achievement on par with beating Chris Christie in a breakdance competition. And from then on, it was chaos broken only by extended periods of cruel and rapacious dictatorship. Under Bill Clinton, we went in to fix things. Afterward, Bill and Hillary stuck around to exploit the country even more through their corrupt foundation. Our ruling class in action!
Not surprisingly, things are much, much worse now. Remember the Hollywood hacks with their “Haiti Is Already Great” t-shirts – their response when President Trump accurately and colorfully assessed it as less a country than a giant latrine? Its leftist boosters are now long gone, because Haiti is manifestly not great. How not great? The most powerful guy in the country today is someone named “Barbecue.” That’s because he barbecues his opponents. Yeah, cannibalism is on the menu. According to the regime media, you are not supposed to say that because it’s racist, but really, you’re not supposed to say that because it’s true.
Basically, Haiti is what every Democrat blue city is going to be in about ten years if we don’t elect Donald Trump in November. Welcome to the inevitable end-state of defund the police. I’m not sure Eric Adams meant that when he crowed that people call New York City America’s Port Au Prince, but is anyone going to be shocked when we see a Twitter viral video of some mutant gnawing on an elbow in the subway?
But Haiti is something else as well – it is not our problem.
Yes, I understand that it’s fashionable in faculty lounges and around Washington to blame America for everything bad in the world. We’re all-powerful, and we somehow trump the agency of other peoples. Our elite views the Haitians like children, never holding them responsible for their own unspeakable savagery. Therefore, the elite reasons, it’s up to us to go fix their problems, yet again, no doubt expending a ton of money that we would have to print and the lives of a bunch of troops the elite folks sending them there have never met.
Here’s my test for any military operation. Could I sit down with the mother of a paratrooper from Omaha, Nebraska, and explain to her why her son in the 82nd Airborne got killed for Haiti? I could explain that for Afghanistan 1.0 when we were slaughtering Al Qaeda. I could explain it for Kosovo as well, a humanitarian intervention that largely succeeded (though the present administration is busy blowing it). And I could explain it about Desert Storm – the last major war we won, by the way. Notably, Desert Storm wasn’t about trying to make Third World barbarians into peaceful democratic citizens. It was about making Third World barbarians into peaceful dead ones, which is the proper job of our military.
But the other misadventures over the last three decades, from Iraq to Afghanistan 2.0 to Somalia to Benghazi? No, I’m not able to come up with a satisfactory explanation for why our people died in those places. And I could not give a good explanation of why a young man should die in Haiti. So that tells me something.
We’ve got no damn business going into Haiti.
Which means we will almost certainly be going into Haiti.
Yes, the altruism and charity of the ruling class know no bounds. They’re such moral paragons, always willing to sacrifice the young men and women of the people they look down upon as raging extremists. And fighting for Haiti doesn’t have the baggage of actually fighting for America, which is convenient since our ruling class hates America. Our troops aren’t even allowed to secure our own country – our borders are wide open, and even the loathsome Christopher Wray thinks that we’re going to see an attack on par with the one I chronicled in my latest bestseller. They are not allowed to secure our blue cities either – and when the Dems send in troops as a dog-and-pony show to give the impression they are doing something about our Haiti-like urban chaos, our warriors can’t even carry their standard weapons. We’re not allowed to fight the Palestinians who murdered Americans and are holding them hostage. In fact, our troops actually have to help these monsters. And we’re not allowed to fight the Iranians, who killed our soldiers and have not suffered the appropriate vengeance. We’re basically not allowed to do anything that promotes America’s interest. Intervening in Haiti is the opposite of being in America’s interest, so you can be sure the idiots of our ruling class are going to be clamoring for an invasion soon enough.
They’re going to tell us it’s our moral duty. They’re going to tell us we have a moral obligation. They’re going to tell us we need to do it or we will be flooded by illegal aliens – like they think that’s a bug instead of a feature. And they’re going to tell us to shut up because we are racist. But what we really are is tired of seeing our blood and treasure spilled in the pursuit of our elite’s narcissism. We’re not going to fix Haiti. Haiti doesn’t want to be fixed. If Haiti wanted to be fixed, Haiti would fix itself. It’s had a couple of centuries to do that, and it’s taken a pass.
So far, only a few voices have come out and started publicly clamoring for intervention. But the regime media is laying the propaganda foundation and you know it’s coming. And you also know there will be Republicans who clap along like train seals when the Democrats decide to again send mostly young sons and daughters of Republicans into harm’s way without a defined mission, without the support they need, and with rules of engagement that tie their hands behind their backs. Do you imagine Joe Biden is not stupid enough to do this? This is the idiot who wants to put a pier on a beach in Gaza in the middle of a war to the death. The only question is whether more young Americans will get killed bailing out Hamas from the retribution it so richly deserves or trying to quell roving gangs of lunatics in Port Au Prince. The only difference is in one place, they’ll take our people hostage, and in the other, they’ll take our people out to lunch – as the main course.
No, what we’re going to do is get in there and get our people exposed to those heavily armed sociopaths, and a bunch of our people are going to come home in body bags. You need to understand that the rules of engagement will keep our people from defending themselves. They won’t be able to shoot savages approaching them with weapons. They will have to wait until they start taking fire and casualties. Mark my words. There is a 100% chance their lives will be unnecessarily put on the line in order to avoid the crusty commander-in-chief having to explain why our troopers killed a whole mess of Haitian gang members. This is a morally illiterate administration, one that sides with Hamas over the Israelis because it’s terrified that it’s going to lose the Muslim vote in Michigan. It’s going to hamstring out fighters because it thinks that the Haitian voters here would be outraged that the criminals at home were killed by Americans, though the Haitian ex-pats would probably celebrate it and be right to do so.
And we’re going to be there for a while, and Americans are going to get killed for nothing, and a bunch of Haitians is going to get rich, as well as the contractors who will support this operation, and then eventually we’re going to pull out, and Haiti will go back to being Haiti once again.
Do you know what’s going to fix Haiti? Haitian bayonets. You know what’s never going to fix Haiti? American bayonets. Why the hell can’t we learn from our mistakes? Oh yeah, right, we have the most incredibly stupid, corrupt, and self-aggrandizing ruling class in American history. So, count on another disastrous military misadventure. And vote for Donald Trump to save our soldiers.
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They’ll sort it out as mankind always has for millennia.
Even a cave man can do it.
Keep out of Haiti.
” Keep the American troops out of Haiti, because we need ’em fighting wars for Israel in MENA . ” NeoCuck Twurp
Send them to Ukraine. I heard they plan a new, diverse multi ethnic society with migrants replacing their dead and fled folks. They really are saying that.
…and the Haitians the hell out of America.
Barbeque seems like a fun guy to hang out and eat stuff with.
Remember that Bart Simpson thing…
Bzzzzzz OW !
Bzzzzzz OW !!
Bzzzzzz OW !!!
Noooo!
And Ukraine and Taiwan and the Middle East. But we all know how it goes the troops will be everywhere except the US border.
Trou de merde extraordinaire: 200 + years of Voodoo rools makes a big difference.
The Clinton’s fixed Haiti, which is why it is the mess it is now!
The blacks also destroyed their rich topsoil, by cutting down all their trees, way before The Arkancide Crew were even born.
Can’t grow sugar cane in the shade dude!
And Biden fixed Ukraine. It’s all under control.
For decades now, America has gone to great lengths to spread “liberal democracy” all throughout the world. How has that worked out for us in Iraq Wars I & II, Afghanistan, Vietnam and now our proxy war in Ukraine? Trillions of dollars needlessly waisted while thousands of Americans have given their lives not to mention the people we’ve slaughtered in those countries all for nothing. In many cases they’re actually worse now. We’ve bombed, blown up, staged coups, assassinated leadership, instituted interventionism, invaded countries, etc trying to impose our will. We’ve managed to piss off the entire planet being the self appointed world’s policeman bullying our way around. Where in the US Constitution or Bill of Rights gives us that authority?
We have no business being in any of these foreign countries, PERIOD!!!
52,000 dead Americans brought freedom and democracy to S.Vietnam.
58,000, actually, plus a million more who died young and crazy back home.
Are you being sarcastic or just stupid? Thete is no south Vietnam or democracy in Vietnam. In other words they died for nothing. What Vietnam won was piece and prosperity, no thanks to the US.
And, keep Haiti out of the USA. The world is on fire right now, and we are broke and over-extended. Also, our government is currently dysfunctional.
“Our” gummint has always been dysfunctional. It already wasn’t “ours” by May of 1787.
If sending American troops to Haiti keeps Haitians on the plantation where they belong? I’m all for it.
Biden has already illegally flown 150,000 of these 70 IQ meat puppets here. That alone shows the rule of law is currently dead.
US blacks don’t want them, either:
Hyphen Americans almost universally dislike their own kind who are fresh off the boat. Such is the way with the gibs empire.
But indeed the dem plantation blacks here have a particular animus toward their actual wakandian brothers and sisters.
Some of it is over the gibs pie but a lot of it is the awkwardness of the juxtaposition of the gravy legs of the rotund urban porch monkeys who lounge about in the shade asleep between hollering at their crotch spawn and hurling poo at each other all night every night and their lithe and fast-twitch scrappy nappy cousins from the dark continent who strangely want to “work”.
The porcine porchers are a fat contrast of lazy government tit sucking to those off the boat African joggers in secondhand tracksuits that have just been relieved of the chores of things like two hour round trip hikes to fetch water to boil cornmeal or shit in the river upstream of that.
Suddenly they are in the land of opportunity and willing to work and make fat stacks of cash all with running water and subsidized internet waiting at their section 8 palaces.
Plus chubby white girls everywhere. Even some that come to their house and help them sign up for voates and free phones and credits for air conditioning.
Granted, this bootstraps life that would give even the prostate-free boomers a raging civnat boner fades rather quickly once they adapt to the plantation life.
But there is much conflict with the resident pavement apes until they can acclimate to also sufficiently hate whitey and demand moar. Sometimes its over who wore the animal print better. But mostly it’s about muh dik. R-selection being what it is.
Just another failed black run government. Failure is the one thing black “leaders” are excellent in achieving.
Excellence In Failure is a most wonderful oxymoronic motto, TN. Great.
They can bring in Oprah to be MC of the annual EIF awards.
Blacks are demonstrably incapable of self rule. They seem fine functioning in multi ethnic societies, but any place they are the whole show, it is a failed shit show. I have no idea why. When you have a government like South Africa where you can’t even supply electricity to run a GOLD MINE you are the definition of pathetic.
In Shitcago, which is profoundly bankrupt with tens of Billions in unfunded pension obligations, the CTU teachers union which includes actual illiterates employed as teachers, is demanding government provided housing or mortgage assistance for teachers and $51 Billion in raises over the next ten years. Their semi-literate President with the bird looking hairdo is the new completely failed mayor.
Demonstrably true. That is why we should send our un-governable blacks from the getto hoods TO Haiti. Kind of like the Brits did to the Irish in Australia.
It is their country. It is not our job to fix Haiti. They have the right to self-determination.
You spelled self-extermination wrong.
The Dominican Republic seems stable and prosperous, why is the other half of the island in such turmoil?
Haitians speak Creole/Frog. Dominicans speak Spanish and have a reputation (mocked by US Blacks) as being hard workers with multiple jobs.
I lived in the DR for over a year and can tell you that the Dominicans are not hard workers but any stretch of the imagination. They sit around playing dominoes drinking Presidente and Brugal all day. The ones working hard on the construction sites are all Haitians that are brought over on work contracts for a period of several months after which they must immediately leave the country. The Dominicans don’t fuck around, they have daily patrols targeting anyone with black skin as a potential illegal Haitian immigrant.
Papa Doc and Baby Doc.
Haiti is another proof that colored folk aren’t on the average intellectually or emotionally capable of developing or maintaining what we would call a civilized society. Actually one can look at the organic efflorescences of ‘civilization’ on display throughout the known world and say ‘that is what those people are capable of’. This would include the old Anglosphere, currently in a diversity inspired death spiral due to a complete loss of human pride and probity brought about by an elite class of kiddie buggering homos and motherfuckers of the classic sense that pejorative.
This literally is the best we can do, under such ‘leadership’. We are in fact WORSE than the Haitian cannibals, they have the excuse of IQ averages in the sixties and the emotional development equating to that of a white or Asian infant while we only have the excuse of ALLOWING PERVERTS of ALL STRIPES to run our cultural SUICIDE.
I have several black friends that are the rivals of any great human being. I only wish that were true among the greater part of the black race. Johnson’s Great Society destroyed the black families of America.
Thomas Sowell, has, of course, discussed that to death, with historical numbers. His greatest exhortation to blacks is to stay married and educate themselves. Blacks marries for the long haul invariably are not poor.
There IS a reason to go into Haiti. It’s the same one that virtually every military action in the history of homo sapiens has had. It will enrich some people while killing other people (see Smedley Butler).
War Is A Racket, By Major General Smedley D. Butler, USMC:
https://www.ratical.org/ratville/CAH/warisaracket.html
I was thinking , wheres worse? Haiti or Somalia. Can you imagine living in either damn.
You can WALK out of Somalia! Or swim…but it’ll be YOUR choice.
This would be a perfect place for democrat do-gooding niggerlovers to “GIVE BACK” to their beloved BLACK brothers and sisters.
Go over there and fix them with democrat kindness.
Plus all the CUCKED WHITE democrat MALES can suck niggercock all day long.
Cunts can have that niggerbaby they been pining for.
Show us what your made of democrats.
The CIA and Clintons never left there in the first place!
Their is no such thing as a good intervention. Not in Kuwait, not in Kosovo, not in Haiti, not anywhere. Leave the people in other nations to solve their own problems. Period!