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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:06 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
April 21, 2024 11:45 am

Poll balled Hibachi Spark faced?

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:06 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
April 20, 2024 6:07 am

Nothing was going to stop him!

Matman
Matman
  nkit
April 22, 2024 5:56 pm

Susan was thinking ” Next time I’ll pick a small dog”……

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:06 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
April 21, 2024 11:52 am

Doors are hard

WILLIAM
WILLIAM
  Deathfromafar
April 22, 2024 5:19 pm

THEY ARE EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE STUPID.

Matman
Matman
  nkit
April 22, 2024 5:57 pm

When you can’t afford a stripper’s pole…….

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:07 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
April 21, 2024 11:54 am

You rub my back,I’ll rub yours.
You rub my what?

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:08 pm

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Bruce
Bruce
  nkit
April 19, 2024 2:35 pm

Every time I hear a speech by FJB.

H2O
H2O
  nkit
April 19, 2024 2:53 pm

the past the present and the future walked into a bar … it was tense.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
April 19, 2024 6:16 pm

Every time I walk out of my house.
24/7/365.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 8:33 pm

As long as you are not my neighbor.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
April 19, 2024 9:10 pm

About 10% of the time I do it when I look in the mirror … the rest of the time is the people I see in public spaces … especially those wearing face diapers …

Texas Red
Texas Red
  nkit
April 19, 2024 9:58 pm

nkit you are definitely the king of FF memes!!

nkit
nkit
  Texas Red
April 20, 2024 11:09 pm

Thanks, T-Red..It’s been a good ride…I love it…

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:09 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
April 21, 2024 11:57 am

They are choosing theirs too.

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:09 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
April 21, 2024 11:59 am

Be careful with those things!

T4C
T4C
April 19, 2024 2:10 pm

Alas.

GPH
GPH
  T4C
April 19, 2024 7:31 pm

This is the best thing I’ve seen on FF today, brought back so many good thoughts and memories…

nkit
nkit
  GPH
April 19, 2024 11:36 pm

The FF team rocks!!!! Thanks T4C!!! That went YARD!!

nkit
nkit
  nkit
April 20, 2024 10:46 pm

T4C, you get the FF post of the week..Simply awesome…A GREAT find!!!! Thanks, FF judges..

Tigger
Tigger
  T4C
April 20, 2024 6:10 am

Dare one say that it was better time!

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:10 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
April 19, 2024 6:57 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
We should all buy several of those and paste them over the virtue signaling
twat parents who have the awful “Proud parent of an honor student”
bumber sticker because their “honor student” attents public schools.
i.e. likely a “fucking idiot.”

Student of History
Student of History
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 4:46 am

That made my morning – and almost cost me yet another keyboard.

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:11 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
April 19, 2024 6:59 pm

It works almost 100% of the time when your gas regulator stops working
after the summer and your heat won’t come on.
Try it before you call a HVAC tech. They will if you won’t and charge you
out the ass for a few hammer whacks,

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 12:29 am

Also for kids who persistently misbehave. Hammer not generally required.

GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  nkit
April 21, 2024 10:14 pm

If you can’t fix it with a little percussive therapy it’s obviously it’s an electrical problem.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
April 19, 2024 7:00 pm

This happens all the time in Butte….
Move along…

T4C
T4C
April 19, 2024 2:12 pm
Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  T4C
April 19, 2024 7:00 pm

I’d eat it….
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Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 8:01 pm

Is that AI, or a shaman?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

It’s Kali-MA!

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Colorado Artist
April 21, 2024 12:04 pm

FJBs uncle
And his whole rotten family!

a9racer
a9racer
  T4C
April 20, 2024 11:28 am

Just a few cells…

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:13 pm

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Suds
Suds
  nkit
April 19, 2024 3:12 pm

Yes. In at least 3 instances, for me personally.
Rally ’round the IVM.
You know who you are.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  nkit
April 19, 2024 6:05 pm

’tis true.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
April 20, 2024 12:54 pm

I sense a new Turing Test parameter….

nkit
nkit
  fujigm
April 20, 2024 10:49 pm

seems reasonable..

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:14 pm
H2O
H2O
  nkit
April 19, 2024 2:58 pm

awesome !

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 19, 2024 5:02 pm

Wow!!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
April 19, 2024 7:03 pm

So wonderful.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
April 19, 2024 9:14 pm

Miracles … happen … every … day … and this was her day for a miracle … and it was her friend’s day for a miracle, too …

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  nkit
April 20, 2024 12:17 pm

Kindness and love for each other. A winner every time.

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:14 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
April 19, 2024 7:06 pm

Feminism is a toxic poison that kills whatever it touches.
Women are only oppressed when weak men abandon them.

Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 6:18 am

INMHO Feminism has been an utter disaster for women. Whatever they thought it was going to achieve has led them on a road to nowhere. Time to have a rethink!

fujigm
fujigm
  Tigger
April 20, 2024 12:59 pm

They got everything they asked for.
10 women want to get married for every man that does.
The rest of us said “fuck it” and walked away.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 19, 2024 8:36 pm

This from a feminazi.

a9racer
a9racer
  Muscledawg
April 20, 2024 11:32 am

I think she has seen the light and is more threatened by men who think they have become women. She see’s the value of real, true men.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  a9racer
April 20, 2024 8:15 pm

Agreed.

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:15 pm

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1948 GMC

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:17 pm

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1954 GMC

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:17 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
April 19, 2024 7:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:18 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 19, 2024 8:40 pm
Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
April 21, 2024 12:12 pm

Nice trigger discipline. I see she likes a big bbl. I’ll have to do it twice!

Matman
Matman
  nkit
April 22, 2024 6:02 pm

Wonder Woman?

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:18 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
April 21, 2024 12:15 pm

I’m afraid the strain will be to much for them to bare.

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:19 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
April 20, 2024 6:24 pm

“Dee-Nice”

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:21 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 19, 2024 2:55 pm

Tibs

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
April 20, 2024 6:25 pm

That is a .117 pellet gun.

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 8:07 pm

That’s not important, it’s da tits.

nkit
nkit

Keep ’em on the right path, Mike…woof woof…

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:22 pm

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Bruce
Bruce
  nkit
April 19, 2024 3:15 pm

You had to be there to understand.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bruce
April 20, 2024 12:01 am

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Matman
Matman
  Colorado Artist
April 22, 2024 6:04 pm

No bang bang for you……..

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:22 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
April 21, 2024 12:25 pm

Good boy!

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:24 pm

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Matman
Matman
  nkit
April 22, 2024 6:05 pm

Only used a thousand times by Wiley……..

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:28 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
April 21, 2024 12:30 pm

Flat earffers have nothing to sphere but sphere itself.

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:31 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
April 19, 2024 8:46 pm

And yet here we sit, assholes still, encouraging mail-in voting, like some pinheaded third world dictator, with no intention of paying any attention to the results anyway. Oh….

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Retirednottired
April 20, 2024 1:06 pm

WA is 100% mail in…

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:33 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 19, 2024 4:39 pm

I was watching kids on a campus being asked simple questions, that they couldn’t answer. One or two were asked if they’d vote for Trump or Biden. Both of them said Biden instantly because he’s better for the climate.

Student of History
Student of History
  Anonymous
April 20, 2024 4:54 am

Really just shows how effective propaganda is, doesn’t it?

Tigger
Tigger
  Anonymous
April 20, 2024 6:24 am

If you give me the child, I will give you the adult.
Witness the current education system, you can teach me people not to think.

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:36 pm

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Suds
Suds
  nkit
April 19, 2024 3:14 pm

Logic. So simple, so true. Yet so elusive for some.

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  nkit
April 20, 2024 12:20 pm

I like that a lot.

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:37 pm

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Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  nkit
April 20, 2024 2:09 am

Nosferatu

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:39 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 8:43 pm

It took him 3 days though.

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  USA Cowboy
April 21, 2024 12:37 pm

Wonder how many times he was dick smacked to get that crater in his forehead?

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:39 pm

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Bruce
Bruce
  nkit
April 19, 2024 3:18 pm

Hey the dolls are as real as Biden’s story.

nkit
nkit
  nkit
April 20, 2024 10:59 pm

Uncle Bosey notified me that he had to be served with a cup of tea, and a Butter Pie…

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:40 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
April 19, 2024 7:35 pm

Nice mashed potatoes too.

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
April 21, 2024 12:40 pm

And it’s at attention!

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:44 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
April 21, 2024 12:41 pm

Things you don’t grow out of.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:45 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
April 20, 2024 6:26 am

2599cf1439ad99225676071a7d79436320c51fa5e2317d2c34d4e92f0ba1d0b0

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
April 21, 2024 12:43 pm

Needs to do her duty.

Matman
Matman
  nkit
April 22, 2024 6:09 pm

D) should consider not answering the door when the bell rings………

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:46 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
April 20, 2024 12:12 am

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Colorado Artist
April 21, 2024 12:45 pm

Looking in a mirror. Maroon!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Deathfromafar
April 21, 2024 11:14 pm

The pistol, Freindo.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:46 pm

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MMinWA
MMinWA
  USA Cowboy
April 20, 2024 3:32 pm

PA-in the upper echelon of corrupt states. Read the Parallel Election, your jaw will drop repeatedly.

Good luck.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:46 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 3:13 pm

I was ready to call BS … until I found this …

Not only a stupid, mentally defective ‘patient’ … but taxpayers/voters with the same quality … and doctors who’ve never heard of the Hippocratic oath.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13319337/Ontario-pay-penis-vaginoplasto-patient-nonbinary.html#:~:text=The%20Canadian%20taxpayer%20is%20set,the%20specialized%20gender%2Daffirming%20surgery.

I got a name
I got a name
  Anthony Aaron
April 19, 2024 6:36 pm

Front page news is now indistinguishable from The Babylon Bee.

 Never underestimate the idiocracy of dustbin turdo and his neo Marxist lackeys destroying society one piece at a time up here in Commieda.

$10’s of thousands $$ for buddy alterations but I waited a year for a CT which showed nothing and now still waiting months on for the test I told them to do in the first place but was too cheap for them to make money off of. 

My area of hell has ER wait times are 12-18 to 24 hours. Nephew sliced his hand open, waited 7 hours while looking to get stiches and at 9.00pm they closed up and told everybody to go to the other horsepistol to restart their wait time. He went to my sister( retired nurse) and she fixed him up.

Oh yes siree, it’s “FREEE” if you can live long enough to get treatment.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  I got a name
April 21, 2024 12:15 pm

Same here in british communista its worse than a joke but people get angry if they think you are mess’n with their ;free’ healthcare even tho on many things you pay fees. Go to an optometrist, dentist, doctor or a specialist and you pay an extra fee.

If you need stitches… just clean the wound and apply some butterfly closers. Learn some basic first aide, its safer.

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:47 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:48 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  USA Cowboy
April 21, 2024 12:49 pm

So he wants to f**k dead animals?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:49 pm

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  nkit
April 19, 2024 6:18 pm

So true.

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