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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:49 pm

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MMinWA
MMinWA
  USA Cowboy
April 20, 2024 12:42 pm

Take a peek at all the Rs that voted to extend FISA 702 and than try to tell me there’s difference.

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:49 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:50 pm

An oldie
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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:50 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
April 19, 2024 9:29 pm

Downvote Dick is getting out of hand.

nkit
nkit
  Retirednottired
April 19, 2024 11:17 pm

Who gives a fuck???

Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
April 20, 2024 6:32 am

8038dd769c30369b

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Retirednottired
April 20, 2024 7:41 am

That would mean the shirt scored a trigger, as it was meant to.

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
April 21, 2024 12:53 pm

Dick is not real I’m sure AI bots are in the spy against your own citizens bill.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:50 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 6:13 pm

Golf in CO in April.
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anon a moos
anon a moos
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 12:02 am

Riding the bike in canukistan
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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 9:31 pm

Or, the wife at 60 degrees, and me at 60 degrees.

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:50 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
April 20, 2024 6:33 am

Never enough time, it seems.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:51 pm

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  nkit
April 19, 2024 6:54 pm

I got this long ago as a not-to-subtle dig at my then-wife, and my then-supervisor
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:51 pm

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 6:20 pm

Classic.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 10:55 pm

I’m laughin’ uncontrollably at this, something wrong with me, obviously !!!

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:51 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:51 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 6:15 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 7:00 am

Shoe shopping.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:52 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:52 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
April 20, 2024 7:01 am

It’s confirmed, there isn’t.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:53 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:54 pm

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mtnbob
mtnbob
  USA Cowboy
April 20, 2024 12:08 pm

In Colorado, it’s “add 20”.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  mtnbob
April 20, 2024 12:47 pm

Colorado, the land of people speeding up when you signal for a lane change

fujigm
fujigm
  MMinWA
April 20, 2024 6:48 pm

Washington, the land of people on an on-ramp slowing to 40 to merge into 60 MPH freeway traffic.
And then getting pissed when you don’t let them in front of you…

a9racer
a9racer
  USA Cowboy
April 20, 2024 12:43 pm

Not even sorta, bub.
I gotsta go!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:54 pm

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MadMan
MadMan
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 11:34 pm

Chix with Dix

Diogenes' Dung
Diogenes' Dung
  USA Cowboy
April 20, 2024 7:04 pm

That poor dog is barfing up his tail.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:54 pm

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Suds
Suds
  nkit
April 19, 2024 3:19 pm

groan…

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:54 pm

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H2O
H2O
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 11:09 pm

a lovely photo of Oscar and Mayer : )

fujigm
fujigm
  USA Cowboy
April 20, 2024 6:52 pm

The bread was wide enough to double-stack, with cheese.
When I got older, I got more sophisticated.
I used brats and added sauerkraut…

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:55 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:55 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:56 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 4:54 pm

What a bad ass!!

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:56 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
April 19, 2024 3:19 pm

Summer, 1967, I was stationed at MCRD San Diego … stood 22 burial details in 15 days … folded a lot of flags and handed them to very young widows and children and the parents of the deceased.

Worst 15 days of my life until then …

Semper Fi … ’66 – ’68

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Anthony Aaron
April 19, 2024 10:02 pm

God bless you AA. And thank you for your sacrifice. My dad and Uncle signed up for the Navy Dec 8, 1941. Never talked about it.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Anthony Aaron
April 19, 2024 10:35 pm

So very sad, truly. But what is sadder is the answer to the question: for what?

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  ILuvCO2
April 19, 2024 11:04 pm

Lyndon Baines Johnson and friends, ASSHOLES . . .

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Texas Khaan
April 20, 2024 12:18 am

Raytheon, Lockheed, Boeing, Grumman, and the rest of the vampire MIC.

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Anthony Aaron
April 21, 2024 1:05 pm

Semper Fi

nkit
nkit
  nkit
April 19, 2024 11:22 pm

What a heart-breaking moment.. God bless those that have lived it..You too, AA…Thanks

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:57 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 8:49 pm

I’d like her over easy and we would make our own bacon.

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  USA Cowboy
April 21, 2024 1:11 pm

Why yes I like a runny olk.

Matman
Matman
  USA Cowboy
April 23, 2024 12:16 pm

I’ve got the big sausage for that……

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:57 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
April 21, 2024 6:25 am

That is a nice bottom

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:57 pm

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Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 7:47 pm

She makes me wanna lick the screen! 😋😋 I don’t care that her pancakes are “well-done”!

I might not have said this if it weren’t for the douchebag anon who posted this on page 2

Sheesh – lighten up, Francis!!

FRIDAY FAIL

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Jackie Puppet
April 21, 2024 1:15 pm

Her pancakes are well done!

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 8:52 pm

I know what you are sugesting by provacatively sucking on your finger, but, YOU’RE BURNING MY FUCKING PANCAKES!!

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  Muscledawg
April 21, 2024 1:17 pm

She wants you to eat a better breakfast!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:58 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 9:40 pm

I WANT one!!

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:58 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
April 19, 2024 7:41 pm

And employ them.

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  nkit
April 20, 2024 12:07 pm

Some elect them to congress.

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
April 21, 2024 1:19 pm

We are them!

Matman
Matman
  nkit
April 23, 2024 12:17 pm

and let them in our country…….

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:59 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 11:09 pm

All this time I thought one had to be dead, in order to be deceased . . . live and learn.

nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 2:59 pm

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Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
April 21, 2024 1:21 pm

WOW they’re all body dbls

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 2:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 3:01 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
April 19, 2024 4:56 pm

Do it!!

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
April 19, 2024 8:54 pm

And it turns into a nightmare when it misfires.

Tigger
Tigger
  nkit
April 20, 2024 7:06 am

If only!

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  nkit
April 21, 2024 1:23 pm

Eventually she has to know to much?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 3:02 pm
a9racer
a9racer
  USA Cowboy
April 20, 2024 12:51 pm

Hahahahaha

Deathfromafar
Deathfromafar
  USA Cowboy
April 21, 2024 1:25 pm

Moroon

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 3:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
April 19, 2024 3:04 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 3:04 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 3:21 pm

Notice how she took his intrusion well and started laughing. Sign of a well adjusted family life.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
April 20, 2024 12:21 am

Those two will be very close the rest of their lives.
She’s a keeper BTW.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 3:05 pm

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H2O
H2O
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 11:20 pm

I’m wiping away tears… laughing, can’t stop,
see this wheelchair sign above, was thinking about the teenage boy pranking his sisters in the vid above this post…
wondering if the poor person who travels down those steps in a wheel chair will make the same noise that boy did…
ah never mind.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 3:06 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 9:46 pm

Yes, yes I am.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
April 20, 2024 12:22 am

45 is far in my rear view mirror.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
April 21, 2024 1:07 am

True dat! I haven’t seen 45 for 30 years.

Vere Avem
Vere Avem
  Colorado Artist
April 21, 2024 6:08 pm

My daughter is 44.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 3:07 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 3:07 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 6:30 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 6:32 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 6:37 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 6:39 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 6:41 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 6:41 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 6:43 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 6:46 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 6:47 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 6:51 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 6:53 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 6:53 pm

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anon a moos
anon a moos
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 12:09 am

It means son that we are going to find you a much better school or we’ll home school you, but I repeat myself.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 9:08 pm

Compare these dates with the widespread use of SSRIs and other psychoactive drugs that so-called ‘doctors’ prescribed …

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anthony Aaron
April 20, 2024 12:25 am

And the rise of prog bullshit.
Started in the 60’s.

a9racer
a9racer
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 12:57 pm

Cowardly assholes going after children is not a new thing.
Bath school massacre in 1927 killed 38 children.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_School_disaster

a9racer
a9racer
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 12:53 pm

A lot of them here will be on the front lines of “I ain’t dying for this”

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 8:56 pm

And if they are an expert shot, even some strong men.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Colorado Artist
April 19, 2024 9:06 pm

First rifle we fired in boot camp at Parris Island, SC, in the summer of ’66 was an M-14 (these are likely the civilian version – the M1A).

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anthony Aaron
April 20, 2024 12:26 am

A fine weapon, but the M1 Garand is still the finest combat rifle ever made. Indestructable,
fired a deadly round effective out to 800 yards,
completely reliable in all climates and conditions.
Extremely accurate and easy to shoot & maintain by the dumbest recruits.Effective against any unarmored vehicle, shoots through concrete, wood, and block, and no body armor can stop it.
A wonder weapon.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 1:10 pm

We were trained with M1 Garands at Camp Lejeune, NC … agree totally … drag them through the mud and just run a patch through and you’re ready to go …

VOWG
VOWG
  Colorado Artist
April 20, 2024 8:31 am

I think about those things every time I hear someone say the US military will control millions of Armed Americans.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 3:08 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 11:16 pm

Absolutely

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 3:09 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
April 19, 2024 3:09 pm

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