Paul Ryan Sucks Diseased Donkey D*ck

New boss same as old boss.  Same shit, different day. Your Vote MATTERS …… according to a small legion of TBP morans. 

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Rainmaker Paul Ryan Tabs Lobbyist as Chief of Staff

As the classic British rock band The Who once famously sang, “meet the new boss, same as the old boss” and despite nearly the entire fawning establishment media slobbering all over themselves that is precisely what it is going to be with Paul Ryan. Congressman Ryan, who is set to replace the weeping orange juicer John Boehner as Speaker of the House, is adored by conservatives who should by now be used to getting sold a bill of goods – remember that great 2014 mid-term election betrayal?

That Ryan’s biggest cheerleaders have been in the corporate media says a good deal about who he really represents and while this may be tough for many to swallow he doesn’t represent the average American workers who are busting their humps just to survive. This is why the new Speaker has just brought on a top Chamber of Commerce lobbyist as his new chief of staff. While the star-bellied Sneetches at the imperial city gazette aka the Washington Post have rolled out a puff piece to give Ryan a handy Andy and tout the credentials of David Hoppe the conservative blogosphere is screaming bloody murder as it well should over this latest stab in the back.

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Stucky Question Of The Day: An Ass Whupping

There’s a dozen fresh roses on the dining room table.

So, after telling Ms. Freud all about my adventures in NYC yesterday with TBP’s Finest, we went to bed.

This morning she told me about her Stucky-less day. I asked about the roses.

She went to the indoor Farmers Market.  She pays for her fruits and vegetables.  The cashier hands her the bouquet; — “The man in front of you bought them for you, and he said, ‘A lady like that deserves flowers’.  Reluctantly, she takes them.  She goes outside, and he’s there.

He’s probably in his 60’s. He gives her a story about his wife recently dying. Says that he’s afraid he’ll never fall in love again, because his wife was so wonderful.  Said that Ms. Freud reminded him of her.

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