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You Never Know What Awaits……
Submitted by Lager
Guest Post by The Feral Irishman
On the ride home tonight I made a quick detour into the local Supermarket to grab some stuff for dinner. I hate shopping and crowds but I do my best to get through it. I made the rounds and had maybe 8-10 items in the “little kid” cargo area. It was busy as I approached the checkout lines.
The three that were open had three patrons each.
I scanned the check out belts and loaded carts in front of me to quickly assess which line would move faster, made my choice, and took my six foot distancing spot out in the cross aisle.
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3:02 AM
Guest Post by John at the Feral Irishman
Subconscious: “Psst… You awake?”
Conscious, grumbling: “ I guess I am now”
“Ya know, I was thinking……..”
“No shit, maybe you should fucking be sleeping”
“ Wait, hear me out, How many great grandparents would you have if you went back say 1000 or more years?”
“Are you fucking serious?” a different subconscious silently curses Northeastern University’s Engineering Dept, “that’s what your thinking about?”