I WIN, I WIN

Besides being #1 in government corruption, PA is by far #1 in gasoline taxes per gallon. So we got that going for us. But wait. We also have the highest toll rates in the country. As someone who spend 2 to 3 hours per day driving in the fucked up state of PA, I’m proud as punch. At least our roads are free of potholes and traffic congestion because we pay so much. Oops!!!

The roads suck. Dozens of PA Dept. of Transportation officials reside in state prison. Union drones fixing our roads are slow, but at least they’re expensive. I’ll have plenty of time to think about how my gas taxes are being spent during my usual 1 hour and 45 minute Friday night commute home.