Biden Calls A Lid Until Election Day

Via The Babylon Bee

WILMINGTON, DE—Having completed the final presidential debate, Biden’s campaign has now announced they’re calling a lid until Election Day.

“Biden needs the next eleven days to prepare for his acceptance speech,” Biden’s campaign manager Jen O’Malley Dillon told reporters as she kept an eye on poll numbers. “So do not try to ask him questions or get statements from him, because that’s just going to confuse him.”

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Joe Should Have Stayed In His Basement

Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter

Joe Should Have Stayed In His Basement

The only guy who had it worse than Joe Biden as a debater this week was Jeffrey Toobin. As the desiccated old weirdo staggered toward the finish line, Trump basically maneuvered him into making such bold moves as telling millions of people in the key Keystone State that he would rather suck up to California weather pagans than keep Pennsylvania working families fed. Not the strategy I would choose, but then I’m not a senile incompetent with a 47-year track record of failure, corruption, and terrible hair.

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