Nice Titties and Brains: Pick just one.

98% of the time you can’t get both. I don’t know why.

I missed it, but it seems there was a Miss Universe contest last Sunday.

During the Retarded Questions portion, boxer Manny Pacquiao asked Miss USA what she would say to global terrorists if she were given 30 seconds with one.

Below is Miss USA, Nia Sanchez.

This was her answer:

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