WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump has announced that America will be reopening soon, and the occasion will be celebrated with an “insane” “once-in-a-lifetime” Grand Reopening Sale.
The grand reopening extravaganza will include 50% off all landmarks and monuments, in a bid to make back some of the trillions lost during the recession.
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