Pictures Of Santa Coming Down The Chimney In Blackface Surface

Via The Babylon Bee

NORTH POLE—Santa Claus has become embroiled in controversy yet again, this time as new pictures have emerged of the magical fat man sliding down a chimney in blackface.

The pictures, sent to news outlets by the Easter Bunny, clearly show Santa Claus popping out of multiple chimneys with his face covered in offensive dark makeup.

“Santa is canceled!” one blue checkmark wrote on Twitter. “Christmas was already an oppressive holiday celebrating the birth of a child when our climate is in peril and there should be no more humans coming into the world. This is just the last straw.”

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Terminally Ill Boy Died In Santa’s Arms; Last Wish Was To Meet St. Nick!

Guest Post by Wayne Dupree

You rarely ever hear of tragic stories like this but this was not a TV show or movie, this was real life. A terminally ill kid wanted to see Santa Claus in his hospital room, and Eric Schmitt-Matzen who fits the bill made the trip to make his dreams come true.

Little did Schmitt-Matzen know that the young boy’s illness was that bad. Nobody is ever prepared for this especially a stranger who does this out of the kindness of his own heart.

When Schmitt-Matzen got to the hospital, he met with the family and then met with the young kid who was so happy to meet the man in the red suit. That’s when the story gets complicated.

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WAS WALL STREET NAUGHTY OR NICE?

It doesn’t matter. Santa Yellen will bring them presents anyway. Even if they’re Jewish.

If GDP is growing at 5%, we’re adding 321,000 jobs per month, consumers are confident and spending, corporate profits are at all-time records, and the stock market is at all-time highs, why does Santa Yellen need to keep interest rates at emergency levels, five years into this Obama recovery?

Inquiring minds want to know. Does Santa Yellen really work for the little people? Or just for the naughty people on Wall Street?