Someone better wake his ass up, he’s got presents to deliver in 7 days!
You are dangerously close to ruining the most important thing from my childhood. I suggest you back the f off right now and rethink yourself before entering public domain again.
You don’t need to push those yoga pants to their limit. Companies have entire research and development teams that will stretch ’em out to capacity. Just go ahead and get the size up next time.
I was staring at this pole for like forever until I finally saw this lady. Then I wished I could just go back to staring at a pole.
Even the Joker’s neglected child is getting in on the Christmas spirit.
#SpeakDaTruth
Some male bottom biscuits for you today, courtesy of the guy that looks like every overexcited gym teacher.
Need to kill some time in the middle of gettin’ yo’ hair did? Walmart is the place to be apparently.
Oh I guess silver bells just aren’t good enough for yo high class ass. So uppity. Whatevs.
True story, there isn’t an angle where you didn’t mess this up entirely. Front, back, side to side ,I’m ready to throw up and cover my eyes….Oh that was a sick verse I just spit right therrrr.
#WhatInTheWorldAreYouDoing? #
If it wasn’t before, money is now the filthiest thing on the planet.
We’ve got our countdown to Christmas slowly rolling in at 10 days and counting now. Don’t worry, those presents will get there soon enough.
I see that cast hasn’t hindered you from cooking us up some bottom biscuits in the middle of winter. Way to fight through the pain!
Got the Walmart version of Frida Kahlo up in this piece.
Yowzers! I’ll just keep paying for it, thank you very much.
When you turnt up for that afternoon Walmart rave and nobody shows…but fleeces are still on sale so it’s not a total loss.
All of your stocking stuffers are going to fall out this year because you poked holes through your stocking. You nasty.
Not quite the dancers I had in mind, but perhaps this could turn out to be a more memorable Christmas than I thought.
This pic is blurry because the photographer clearly was trembling in fear of this beast that is all man. Probably got caught taking this pic and lost his phone when the guy put it between his butt cheeks and squeezed the life out of it to make a point.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
I’m left speechless.
How long before these Freakazoids are roaming around in the general population? Think about Whole Foods or Publix infested with this insanity. Imagine having to take Clorox wipes on a trip to Macy’s because of these wierd asses.
I’m almost afraid to open the Friday installment of “People of Walmart” every week for fear of a major depression.
It seems to get worse each week even with the feces!
Regarding yoga pants: folks should remember it’s not the strip, it’s the tease. Even Kim’s bare ass leaves much to be desired, like a stiff drink.
I/S and El Cabong
The two dudes with pigtails and wearing dresses who look like Curly and Larry in the Three Stooges scare me. WTF, what has happened to the men in this country? Not even on Halloween should men be grocery shopping in those getups. Something has gone terribly wrong in American thinking as to what is acceptable behavior.
Bea, never ever put I-S and me in the same sentence.
I-S is a big dog, I’m a troll. Unlike Jfish, I have no aspirations to ever be more than a troll.
El Cabong
I too wish to be nothing more than crazy old Bea. I’m thinking about moving over to HuffPoo to cause trouble with idiot liberals until they throw me out. If Stuck ever gets to the end of his Honey-Do list we will have somebody to spar with.
Do you think Jfish could survive a throw down with Stucky? I would not bet on it.
I don’t suppose the person with the toenail issue has seen them in a few years given her stomach. Plus mold and fungus always do better in the shade. Yeah, I know.
Me and Sensetti have been putting his fingers to the fire. We shall see, said the blind man.
Yeah, everything is just fine.
Whenever Obama scolds us about ‘that’s not who we are as Americans’ there ought to be a jumbotron showing these pictures behind him. This is who we are.
It’s a sad but true commentary. This is our society, folks. And it includes Wal-Fart and the 30 Blocks of Squalor.
Woman in rollers was a fad back in the 50’s. I recall my mom did that and so did a few other women of that time.
Women wearing rollers in public meant they were going out with the old man later that Friday or Saturday night. The old man might take her dancing in a neighborhood ‘baile’ a cheap bar with a dance area and plenty of beer to keep him entertained.
With the advent of Vidal Sassoon and wash and wear hairstyles, the roller fad and hair salons died out. The rollers eventually became a symbol of sloppy housewives when they added house dresses and slippers. It wasn’t the case at home but the image was repeated so often, 3’s Company, that it is enduring.