Lying on TBP may soon be a FELONY!!

You think I’m exaggerating? Just read some of the case examples below.

In America we prosecute people who post fake Facebook pictures, and not those who loot billions.

God, I fuckin’ hate this shit.

Oh … by the way … in case you didn’t know …. Muslims hate us because of our freedoms! bwahahahahahaha!!

Oh … by the way … Smokey is going to prison for bragging about his 11 1/2 inch schlong!!

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SHOULD FAKING A NAME ON FACEBOOK BE A FELONY?

Congress contemplates draconian punishment for Internet lies.

By ORIN S. KERR

Imagine that President Obama could order the arrest of anyone who broke a promise on the Internet. So you could be jailed for lying about your age or weight on an Internet dating site. Or you could be sent to federal prison if your boss told you to work but you used the company’s computer to check sports scores online. Imagine that Eric Holder’s Justice Department urged Congress to raise penalties for violations, making them felonies allowing three years in jail for each broken promise. Fanciful, right?

Think again. Congress is now poised to grant the Obama administration’s wishes in the name of “cybersecurity.”

The little-known law at issue is called the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act. It was enacted in 1986 to punish computer hacking. But Congress has broadened the law every few years, and today it extends far beyond hacking. The law now criminalizes computer use that “exceeds authorized access” to any computer. Today that violation is a misdemeanor, but the Senate Judiciary Committee is set to meet this morning to vote on making it a felony.

The problem is that a lot of routine computer use can exceed “authorized access.” Courts are still struggling to interpret this language. But the Justice Department believes that it applies incredibly broadly to include “terms of use” violations and breaches of workplace computer-use policies.

Breaching an agreement or ignoring your boss might be bad. But should it be a federal crime just because it involves a computer? If interpreted this way, the law gives computer owners the power to criminalize any computer use they don’t like. Imagine the Democratic Party setting up a public website and announcing that no Republicans can visit. Every Republican who checked out the site could be a criminal for exceeding authorized access.

IF THAT SOUNDS FAR-FETCHED, CONSIDER A FEW RECENT CASES.

In 2009, the Justice Department prosecuted a woman for violating the “terms of service” of the social networking site MySpace.com. The woman had been part of a group that set up a MySpace profile using a fake picture. The feds charged her with conspiracy to violate the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act. Prosecutors say the woman exceeded authorized access because MySpace required all profile information to be truthful. But people routinely misstate the truth in online profiles, about everything from their age to their name. What happens when each instance is a felony?

In 2010, the Justice Department charged a defendant with unauthorized access for using a computer to buy tickets from Ticketmaster. Ticketmaster’s website lets anyone visit. But its “terms of use” only permitted non-automated purchases, and the defendant used a computer script to make the purchases.

In another case, Justice has charged a defendant with violating workplace policies that limited use to legitimate company business. Prosecutors claimed that using the company’s computers for other reasons exceeded authorized access. The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals recently agreed.

The law even goes beyond criminal law. It allows civil suits filed by private parties. As a result, federal courts have been flooded with silly disputes. In one recent case, an employer sued a former employee for excessive Internet usage from work. The alleged offense: visiting Facebook and sending personal emails. In another case, a company posted “terms of use” on its website declaring that no competitors could visit—and then promptly sued a competitor that did.

Remarkably, the law doesn’t even require devices to be connected to the Internet. Since 2008, it applies to pretty much everything with a microchip. So if you’re visiting a friend and you use his coffeemaker without permission, watch out: You may have committed a federal crime.

Until now, the critical limit on the government’s power has been that federal prosecutors rarely charge misdemeanors. They prefer to bring more serious felony charges. That’s why the administration’s proposal is so dangerous. If exceeding authorized access becomes a felony, prosecutors will become eager to charge it. Abuses are inevitable.

Real threats to cybersecurity must be prosecuted. Penalties should be stiff. But Congress must narrow the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act before enhancing its penalties. There’s no reason to make breaching a promise a federal case, and certainly not a felony crime.

Mr. Kerr, a former federal prosecutor, is professor of law at George Washington University School of Law.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424053111903285704576562294116160896.html

Author: Stucky

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bluestem
bluestem
September 17, 2011 10:38 am

Smokey, you are doomed more than the people at Wal-Mart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!John

Administrator
Administrator
September 17, 2011 10:42 am

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Smokey
Smokey
September 17, 2011 10:47 am

Stuck and bluestern,

It’s not bragging if it’s true.

DavosSherman
DavosSherman
September 17, 2011 10:56 am

I recently watched a documentary on drinking water in DC and how drugs were not being filtered out of the waste that was recycled back to drinking water.

Colma Rising
Colma Rising
September 17, 2011 10:59 am

What are the terms and conditions of TBP?

All I’ve seen is the “There are no rules but what Admin makes up”.

Nonetheless, I consider “Colma Rising” an avatar, a fictitious entity made in it’s authors image with details to protect the innocent and without the egotistical motive.

That’s right. Anonymity is a virtue.

Colma Rising
Colma Rising
September 17, 2011 11:00 am

Davos:

It’s estrogen.

DavosSherman
DavosSherman
September 17, 2011 11:14 am

Sure Colma.

Colma Rising
Colma Rising
September 17, 2011 11:35 am

Sure what?

Seriously, though, estrogen from birth control pills isn’t removed from waste water.

Generally, that water isn’t recycled into the potable reservoirs, but it has been said to have influenced the development of wild life.

I wonder if it’s in the DC tap… it sure seems like there’s a lots of vaniga on the hill.

Maddie's Mom
Maddie's Mom
September 17, 2011 11:59 am

“Imagine that President Obama could order the arrest of anyone who broke a promise on the Internet.”

Guess I’d better get that check in the mail to Admin PRONTO!!!

AWD
AWD
September 17, 2011 12:12 pm

This is what happens when you give the keys to the kingdom to the villages idiots.

Smokey has thick glasses (he’s old right?), so they magnify everything 5-6x so he can read. Well, when he looks down, he thinks he’s got 11 1/2 inches. Dividing by the magnification factor (6) gives the actual size. Sorry dude.

AKAnon
AKAnon
September 17, 2011 1:23 pm

I need to come clean-the name on my birth certificate (yes, I have one, and it is from the US) is NOT AKAnon. 1,000 pardons if I misled anyone.

matt
matt
September 17, 2011 3:26 pm

I better confess as well before they come for me. My real name is LaFanda and I am a 425 lb FSA lifetime member who loves o.j. simpson and obama!

Colma Rising
Colma Rising
September 17, 2011 4:10 pm

Ok, I may as well come clean too…

I am a xenophobic baby-boomer who used to drive a truck but now live in a frigid ice palace where I beat my meat furiously to pctures of teenage asian girls, drink Sam Adams, eat cheap steak and seafood and blog my thoughts to three people acrossed the globe.

Punk in Drublic
Punk in Drublic
September 17, 2011 5:02 pm

I really am a smart mouthed punk.

Though I have been known pose as Stucky, Colma, English Rose, Apollo, Titanic, Kill Bill, Nonanon, DP, Agent Smith, Dopppleganger and Tbird. Sometimes I will dopplegang a fellow dopppleganger, if I think it will be funny.

Colma Rising
Colma Rising
September 17, 2011 5:10 pm

Punk:

Here I was, thinking the doppelganger was Fred and llpoh.

You have single-handedly ruined my reputation as a feminist.

Motherfucker.

Punk In Drublic
Punk In Drublic
September 17, 2011 5:14 pm

Give me a handfull of mushrooms, a bottle of Mad-Dog and a direct line to Robert Anton Wilson and I, Punk in Drublic, will rule the universe psychically…

You are hearing my commands, in your inner-being, now.

Beware, Colma Rising, I see your chi and I know your game.

Agent Smith will begin your interview soon.

Axel
Axel
September 17, 2011 5:56 pm

This whole fucking House of Cards is so…Fucked.

Can’t come up with any better adjectives.

Hollow man
Hollow man
September 17, 2011 6:48 pm

What if the lie comes from the president? Who defines the word lie. What is the meaning of is? I am so confused Gotta ride!

Coma Risi n g
Coma Risi n g
September 18, 2011 4:13 am

Fuck off…

Colma Rising
Colma Rising
September 18, 2011 11:54 pm

That’s fucking awesome!