Yeah, I heard that on the radio the other day. Its kind of funny, to be honest.
What they have struggled to answer is the case of the missing heat.
At first it wasn’t missing, we just weren’t measuring correctly. Then it was being swallowed by the oceans. Now it has been stopped by volcanos.
When I was 4 I broke the cookie jar trying to reach it. I started out plausible: The cat knocked it off.
Too bad, the parents weren’t buying it. Ok, next try! I think it may have been my brother, yeah, he did it! He’s 2 you say? and could only have reached the cookie jar with help from big brother? *gulp*
How about a bandit, a big ole mean scary bandit? You wouldn’t be mad at your son for hiding while a bandit broke in, would you? And I think I’m missing some toys, I bet the bandit stole them!
They still have a couple of easy excuses to make: Low solar output, increased desertification reflecting more light into space, and then the ocean again.
After those excuses bear no fruit over the next 5 years, and the temperature still refuses to climb at a linear rate, maybe people will start paying attention to real problems instead of manufacturing fear.
Stucky
May 9, 2014 1:27 pm
He who has ears will understand what this means …. Cow Farts.
Yeah, I heard that on the radio the other day. Its kind of funny, to be honest.
What they have struggled to answer is the case of the missing heat.
At first it wasn’t missing, we just weren’t measuring correctly. Then it was being swallowed by the oceans. Now it has been stopped by volcanos.
When I was 4 I broke the cookie jar trying to reach it. I started out plausible: The cat knocked it off.
Too bad, the parents weren’t buying it. Ok, next try! I think it may have been my brother, yeah, he did it! He’s 2 you say? and could only have reached the cookie jar with help from big brother? *gulp*
How about a bandit, a big ole mean scary bandit? You wouldn’t be mad at your son for hiding while a bandit broke in, would you? And I think I’m missing some toys, I bet the bandit stole them!
They still have a couple of easy excuses to make: Low solar output, increased desertification reflecting more light into space, and then the ocean again.
After those excuses bear no fruit over the next 5 years, and the temperature still refuses to climb at a linear rate, maybe people will start paying attention to real problems instead of manufacturing fear.
He who has ears will understand what this means …. Cow Farts.