Yup, booty shorts definitely would have been my pick if I had thighs that looked like my ass was melting to my shins.
Look at those little mini biscuits fighting their way out of those jorts! Only a few days left to wear white people so take advantage of it.
Nothing worse than some dookie ending up in a place it doesn’t belong. Unfortunately for them, that brings me to a new edition of Who Wears It Better: Poopus Eruptus Edition!
I wonder if they sniffed each others butts when they first met…
I’m not sure you’re fully getting the concept of a “weave”. It’s not a basket sweetheart.
Is it racist for a black woman to put on white-face? I’m gonna go ahead and rule that it is not because if it were then every black mime would look rude and I don’t want that to happen.
Not to sound like a total dick, but Depends is doing a huge viral marketing campaign to raise awareness for adult diapers. #Underwearness if you will.
Now I implore everyone, please don’t interpret what I’m about to say as a complaint but rather just an overall statement…I feel like there should be more crack here. Am I right?
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
My husband and I were just talking about our disgust for the hideously obese people who ride those little carts in grocery stores everywhere, but Walmart is full of them in and out of the carts. I can remember, as a child some 40 years ago or so, being told not to stare at the rare obese people I might see on trips to “town” on Saturday. Because it was rude.
NOW? Children do not even notice the freaks around them. They have become normalized to seeing it everywhere, every day, every place they go.
When our son was young, we bought him the Disney movie Wall-E, enamored with the little trash compacting robot that saves the human race that has become obese, muscle-less thought-less blobs riding around in their little carts day existing only to view their little screens and get updates on their virtual lives. Last night, we realized that Wall-E could be a documentary of what the human race is largely (pun intended) becoming.
Can these people really shit themselves and NOT know it or do they just not care?
Somehow I can never bring myself to click on the “more” link at the bottom.
I think we are becoming like the movie Idiocracy
1. I wanna be white like you
just you and nobody else but you
I wanna be white like you – a blonde.
Boo boo bee doo – MM
2. a blowout can happen to you at anytime. I drove to las cruces once and took the 8 through Yuma, I had no A/C but my buddy said you can keep cool with a wet towel. Unfortunately, the old leather seat of the mini Bronco stained my jeans so that when I got out to gas up in Yuma, the seat of my jeans was tainted brown. But what is the best way to approach the young women at the pump behind me to explain all that?