WHEN ADOPTIONS GO WRONG

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Tucci78
Tucci78
December 26, 2014 9:04 am

No, thanks. I prefer my chicken free-range.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
December 26, 2014 1:06 pm

That is just wrong.

There used to be a asian restaurant just outside the side gate (Hwy 441) of Shaw AFB that was standing room only every weekday during lunch. One morning the health inspector showed up and shut the place down. The store room had several pet carrier crates in it and missing dog flyers had been posted all over the surrounding neighborhood in the previous weeks and months. The health inspector solved the mystery of the missing dogs.

Stucky
Stucky
December 26, 2014 1:19 pm

At least the Bible spells out what you can, or can’t eat. This is what happens to godless heathens like Asians … if it moves they’ll stick it in their mouth. We need to send more missionaries.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
December 26, 2014 1:44 pm

Stucky said:
” We need to send more missionaries.”

LOL! Yeah! That’s exactly what needs to happen. You’re a funny man Stucky!

Tucci78
Tucci78
December 26, 2014 2:25 pm

Stucky:

“We need to send more missionaries. “

Why? D’you figure those Asians are gonna eat them, too?

El Coyote
El Coyote
December 26, 2014 3:08 pm

Which is why I said I’d never knowingly et dog. If restaurants were all on the level, we wouldn’t need health inspectors.

Stuck, I thought God told Peter to eat of all animals and not to call any animal unclean, Paul even criticized him for continuing to follow the Law on food, (this incident is yet another example of the first person failing and being rejected in favor of the second).

flash
flash
December 26, 2014 5:25 pm

the other , other white meat.

Our health inspector temporarily closed a local Chinese restaurant because they had ‘possums in the cooler…but so what… most patrons could car less…they’d been eatin’ ‘possum since thay’z could chew their own food.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
December 26, 2014 8:57 pm

Possum’s not bad. Had it at the annual Possum Trot Festival in Pinewood, SC. It certainly smelled better than the Chitlin Strut in Salley, SC. I think possum’s are retarded though. They sit in the road and stare at you, day or night, as you run them over. They will stand their ground against man or machine.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
December 26, 2014 10:15 pm

I thought the general rule is that you don’t eat creatures that eat other creatures. So, you eat deer, but you don’t eat wolves, even though they eat deer. You eat ducks that eat weeds, but you don’t eat ducks that eat fish. Fish are the exception to the rule.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
December 26, 2014 10:50 pm

Mountain lion and bear taste pretty good. Chickens eat mice, voles and moles as fast as they can catch them and chicken is good. Pigs will eat meat too. Snake and alligator are good eatin’!

Eating a mountain lion that ate a bear that ate a deer might be like a carnivore turducken. I’ve never thought about but it probably comes down to how hungry you are. I’ll eat just about anything once or possibly twice. I ate limburger cheese three times but I’ll never do that again. The longer that stuff is in your mouth the worse it tastes and I’m not kidding. I wanted to lick my own ass just to get the limburger cheese taste out of my mouth.

EC
EC
December 26, 2014 11:22 pm

The one instance where I-S thought his ass was finger lickn good. That’s it I’m going vegan.

God permitted people to eat meat because they asked for it: Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you. And as I gave you the green plants, I give you everything. 4 But you shall not eat flesh with its life, that is, its blood.

Then when they tired of manna, they begged for meat. 19’You shall eat, not one day, nor two days, nor five days, nor ten days, nor twenty days, 20but a whole month, until it comes out of your nostrils and becomes loathsome to you; because you have rejected the LORD who is among you and have wept before Him, saying, “Why did we ever leave Egypt?”‘”