Admin posted the below Obongo Bingo Card. More free shit … estimates are $320 BILLION more Obongo taxes …. buying votes from the 509 Neegrows in Amerika who still don’t like him … which is exactly what BINGO means — Buying Ignorant Neegrows, Go Obama!!
HERE ARE THE RESULTS (193 total hits out of 6,553 words)
“B” Column (80 hits)
Energy —————— 2
I or Me —————— 56 (47 “I” / 9 “me”)
Investment ———— 1
Children —————- 18
Inequality ————– 3
“I” Column (8 hits)
Compromise ———– 0
Balanced —————- 0
God ———————– 3
Fair Share ————— 2
Access ——————– 3
“N” Column (62 hits)
Education ————— 4
Middle Class ———— 1
“Free Shit” ————– 4,855 implied hits
Work Together ——— 0 (but there were 57 “work”)
Special Interests ——- 0
“G” Column (12 hits)
Deficit ——————— 3
Affordable —————-2
Regulations ————– 1
Infrastructure ———- 5
Recovery —————— 1
“O” Column (31 hits)
Internet ——————- 3
1% ————————— 1
Health ——————— 8
Jobs ———————— 19
Responsibility ———– 0
Other Words of Note
America —————— 75
Families —————— 24
World ——————— 22
Economy —————– 18
Business —————— 13
Terror ———————- 9
War ————————- 7
Crisis ———————– 5
Secret Coded Message
“Fuck You Whitey” ———— 181 (This took me a while. You have to lay out the speech on a grid, 675 lines x 300 lines, then count every 4th letter across, then go two lines straight down, and then take the first letter to the left. Be sure to thank me!)
A special ‘shout out’ to the biggest most fucking audacious lie in the speech … it takes real fucking Moochelle-like testicles to say this shit with a straight face.
“Since 2010, America has put more people back to work than Europe, Japan, and all advanced economies combined. Our manufacturers have added almost 800,000 new jobs. Some of our bedrock sectors, like our auto industry, are booming.
And the hall cheered. God fucking help us!
Not sure you hit the audacious lie, there this one: “In two weeks, I will send this Congress a budget filled with ideas that are practical, not partisan”.
I still have Obongo’s speech open in my Word doc ….. just in case any of you folks want me to look up some other words da crazy Neegrow used….. it only takes a couple seconds to do.
@Stuck: Wow, this is kinda like the “Bible Code” but with Obongo SOTU Bingo, very funny.
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Tedious work Stucky…thanks. I knew the “me/I” would be near the top (2nd to “America”).
“Tedious work Stucky”
Thanks, Rise Up …… BUT, it was extremely easy, and fast. Just copied the text to a Word document …. and the do a “find” (ctrl-f) for the word.
I did hook up several computers in parallel to get the secret coded message, though. 🙂
I’m sure most of you saw this on Drudge this morning:
“Obama calls for civility, then immediately taunts Republicans over his two presidential wins”
I didn’t watch the SOTU (should be renamed STFU), but would have liked this:
“Mr. Obama issued a broad call for “a better politics” that began with common principles, and said his agenda isn’t political, pointing out “I have no more campaigns to run.” That drew rousing applause from the GOP side of the aisle…”
“Since 2010, America has put more people back to work than Europe, Japan, and all advanced economies combined. Our manufacturers have added almost 800,000 new jobs. Some of our bedrock sectors, like our auto industry, are booming.”
Oh yeah, all my liberal democrat friends and relatives are going batshit crazy over this. It’s a real sad commentary how easily swayed the pubic is.
Read it, say it, post it on FB, and it must be true. Never ask questions or seek out the truth. Sad.
Stucky, awesome recap. I give you credit for not only taking the time to watch the head clown, but extra credit by taking the huge risk of suffering brain damage watching and listening and keeping score the shit spewing out of the head clowns pie hole.
There is no way I could watch it, much less keep score. Hell, I don’t even want to read news articles about it. I know whatever he said is untrue.
Just got of the hospital. I was I was jacking off a mountian lion with bob wire in a phone booth. You people are crazy don’t do it.
Obama Takes Credit For Pulling The Country Out Of Crisis ???????
That’s like the kidnapper standing in front of the news reporters taking credit for saving the little tike as he holds a knife to the kids throat. WTF
This guy has balls the size of Buicks.