Guest Post by Andy Borowitz
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—A largely forgotten man sought attention on Wednesday night before returning to obscurity on Thursday, according to reports.
The man, whom many Americans had difficulty placing, was making a desperate bid to remind people of his existence, experts believe.
His efforts were somewhat successful, as his widely reported outburst caused people across the country to rack their brains to try to remember who he was.
After briefly attempting to recall where they had seen the man before, many people gave up and moved on with their days, but for others, the desperate man’s remarks left a bitter aftertaste.
“There is no excuse for making comments like those, no matter who you are,” Tracy Klugian, forty-seven, of Springfield, Missouri, said. “Who is he again?”
Still others showed concern for the man, and expressed hope that, instead of future bids for attention, he would find fulfillment in crafting or some other harmless hobby.
If this had been 3 years in the future I would have thought of someone else seeing this title and no picture….
Big ??? Who cares.
MA
Empty suit far as I’m concerned and certainly not a person to be trusted.
Rudy is a warmonger, amongst other things. I do not like him. This is what he said
“I do not believe, and I know this is a horrible thing to say, but I do not believe that the president loves America. He doesn’t love you. And he doesn’t love me. He wasn’t brought up the way you were brought up and I was brought up through love of this country.”
Is this not true?
I know this is Funny Friday, and Andy Borowitz does satire/comedy. So solly, this is not funny. Just another attempt to marginalize someone who speaks truth about Our Beloved Nigger.
Barry Onigger will one day grace NJ billboards with the mandatory question: Miss Me Yet?
Maybe Julie Annie thought folks missed him.
Westcoaster says: Empty suit far as I’m concerned and certainly not a person to be trusted.
You my friend are a Liberal piece of Fucking Trash. Go fuck yourself, you and your God Damn Mulatto dick sucking President.
I’ve been watching Westcoaster. This dude is quick to condemn anything a Conservative says but is silent when it comes to O nigger and his clan.
I just removed all the colorful descriptive language I used to describe Westcoaster. You know what bothers me about a guy like him? He’s a fucking coward he won’t come out and tell you he’s a Dimocrat and supports Obama, he’s like Z, they lay back condemn conservatives but are to big a pussy to come out in defense of Dimocrats.
Z was all Fuck Republicans before 2012 election. Have you ever seem that coward poke his head out and defend Obama? No you have not nor would Westcoaster, cowards the both of them.
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Sensetti’s gotta get up at 5:30 am so I will park TBP for the night. I don’t want Admin to think I’am sitting in a bar Drinking Dinner. Yes IS I realize I just referred to myself in the third person….again. But at the end of the day I want all the liberal progressive bastards that hang around here to know one thing, I will debate you anywhere, anytime, just man the fuck up. Capeesh?