$1 MILLION DOESN’T BUY WHAT IT USED TO

You too can live in a tiny dump for the low low price of $1 million courtesy of Janet Yellen and her bubblicious levels of zero interest rate debt dropped from helicopters on Wall Street. You can pretend to live like the .1%, except in a 1,300 square foot hovel. This will surely end well.

San Francisco


Skybox Realty

Headed to the city of cable cars, fog and killer home prices? Move to this $929,000 apartment that is within walking distance of the Financial District and Union Square. Listed as a “Spacious 1 Bedroom + Den, 1 Bath,” it’s a cozy 837 square feet. Bonus points: It comes with a parking spot.

Los Angeles

Redfin

In Los Angeles you can get a little bit more square footage for your money than in San Francisco. How about this $930,000 home that’s 3 bedrooms and 1.75 baths for a total of 1,332 square feet. The West Los Angeles home is even big enough for a second refrigerator and a finished two car garage.

Arlington, Virginia


Virginia Seekford Smith

This two bedroom, one bathroom home in Arlington, Virginia, will cost you $1 million, but you get two adjoining lots for a total of 5,000 square feet of space. The average sale price of a luxury home in Washington, D.C. is $2,402,000.

Miami Beach, Florida


Redfin

This two-bedroom, two-bath home comes in just under $1 million, listed at $995,000. It’s located one block from a park and comes with a private pool. It also happens to be located in the city with the highest average luxury-sale price in the U.S., at $8,337,000.

Buena Park, California


OC Homes Realty

This $1.1 million home is 1,050 square feet of a three-bedroom, 1.5-bathroom house. The listing describes this house as “Excellent Exposure of Busy Beach Blvd & Artesia Blvd in Buena Park.”

Here are the 10 cities with the priciest luxury housing in the fourth quarter:

Rank City Average Luxury Sale Price
1 Miami Beach, FL $8,337,000
2 Los Angeles, CA $4,808,000
3 San Francisco, CA $4,668,000
4 Boston, MA $3,380,000
5 Irvine, CA $3,180,000
6 Kirkland, WA $2,506,000
7 Bellevue, WA $2,435,000
8 Huntington Beach, CA $2,426,000
9 Washington, DC $2,402,000
10 Fort Lauderdale, FL $2,353,000
Source: Redfin

Via Marketwatch


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flash
flash
February 24, 2015 12:38 pm

And here we get back to value versus currency inflation…the two are not even closely compatible

I’d guess the Arlington Va house was originally built for prior to 1950 ( for vets retuning from WWII with a VA loan) for no more than 8,000. which by no means can inflation account for the now going price of 1mil…sheesh..

Inflation Calculator

$8,000 of 1950 dollars would be worth: $78,431.37 in 2014

Tommy
Tommy
February 24, 2015 12:51 pm

So the top few percent are living in what I would consider to be a starter house….and they’re doing it willingly?! I’ll bet these little villas are still using standard fuse boxes with a two wire/no ground electrical system too. I’ll all but guarantee you their attics are full of asbestos/vermiculite as well. This is insane.

Billy
Billy
February 24, 2015 1:24 pm

Heh… there’s a sucker born every minute…

Blow a million bucks to live in any of those dumps?

Not a fucking chance.

Folks might bust on us here in the Bluegrass for being shoeless, toothless hicks, but at least I’m not getting soaked for a million bucks to live in what amounts to be an ugly shoebox surrounded by zillions of mouth breathing assholes…

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
February 24, 2015 1:57 pm

We have two developments one that closed out and one that is almost finished, the average sale price almost $1.4 and $1.5 million per unit. These are very nicely appointed attached and free standing type condominiums. No problem selling at these prices. in one of the towns it is no where near the top of the market. It is surprising how many people are putting in backup natural gas generators.

A friend of ours who had purchased their home in 1988 in our south shore town at about $170,000 sold it recently for over $700,000, granted they put in a number of improvements. Massachusetts tends to be expensive, but I wonder how long the market can sustain these inflated prices. What was very noticeable was during the last bubble the less desirable areas inflated the most and dropped the most precipitously, while the higher end areas held most of there inflated values, and have since gone on to surpass the previous high water marks.

The rents are no better, as they are very high in the greater Boston area. Of course competing with people with section 8 vouchers does not help. Funny thing some towns have a glut of affordable housing for purchase because people at the lower end of the market do not have the income, savings or credit to afford even these lower priced homes. It seems people who bought 20 plus years ago and did not take all the equity out, really rich and really poor people are all right, but nearly everyone else is screwed.

Bob.

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
February 24, 2015 2:27 pm

Admin,
The majority of our buyers are cash purchases. I would say 30% to 40% own at least one other home of equal or greater value. Mitt Romney built in one of our developments (has since sold) and he was not nearly the richest home owner in the project. I think most who take out a mortgages in our projects do so as a financial/ accounting move not because they need the money for the purchase.
Bob.

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
February 24, 2015 2:28 pm

Also $150,000 or less will not buy you mush of anything in the greater Boston area.
Bob.

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
February 24, 2015 2:45 pm

You can still get a nice house in Massachusetts in an upscale area for $1,000,000, but the taxes will kill you. I believe the top 6 or 8 average over $1,000,000.

http://www.wcvb.com/money/50-most-expensive-towns-in-massachusetts/27474148

This is from last summer I think Wellesley it at the top of the list now. Some very nice liberal addresses.

Bob.

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
February 24, 2015 2:46 pm

Mush=my brain=much

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
February 24, 2015 2:52 pm

Massachusetts Most Expensive Listings:

http://www.zillow.com/ma/expensive-homes/

We are pikers next to NYC and LA.

Bob.

Aquapura
Aquapura
February 24, 2015 3:00 pm

First rule in real-estate – Location is everything.

Have a family member that lives in a nice home, nothing special but nice. It’s valued over $1M but is in one of those hot spots where everyone wants to live and money is no object. Granted, his neighborhood actually is nice….LA, San Fran, Wash. DC???? That I don’t get.

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
February 24, 2015 4:15 pm

BWHAHAHAHA!!!

I hope this 1300 sq ft, $1.3 M CLOSET isn’t close to the mounds of human waste in San Francisco that you need this phone app to avoid!!!

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http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2015/02/san_francisco_debuts_human_waste_map.html

http://mashable.com/2014/11/21/public-poop-san-francisco/

Ahhh, I love the smell of the crap produced by Liberal Moonbattery in the morning!!!

stanley
stanley
February 24, 2015 6:50 pm

Our daughter married a fellow whose grandparents bought a little bungalow in Malibu in the 1950’s. They still live there and the house is completely original. The rest of the family is in a scuffle about what will happen to this house when the grandparents, now well into their 80’s, are gone. The lot alone is worth a fortune and it’s one of the last standing original houses in the neighborhood.

The grandma still picks peaches from a tree in the back yard. I met her at the wedding, she’s a jewel of a human being.

It will be fascinating to see how this unfolds. The buzzards are circling.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
February 24, 2015 9:24 pm

These prices guarantee you will always be just a renter.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
February 24, 2015 9:58 pm

“… isn’t close to the mounds of human waste in San Francisco…”

I don’t need an app to know that Sacramento is across the bridge. =)

El Siete
El Siete
February 25, 2015 12:06 am

Those houses around LA look very similar, the only difference is who lives in the neighborhood. I believe that has an impact on the selling price.

Prices in the AV, north of Awesome Town are floating back to pre 2008 levels, which would over 200K. A bargain for a bit more driving – 1 hour to downtown LA – in newer homes than those available “down below”. Most houses here were built in the late 80’s and mid 90’s. Still, most folks prefer to live and die in LA.

starfcker
starfcker
February 25, 2015 1:42 am

The townhouse I rented as a college student in reston, virginia, is now valued at 600k, the place I lived in my 20’s in miami beach got bulldozed and the new house is for sale for 18 million. I lived in these places when I really didn’t have any money. And I worked and paid for school. I guess that’s not happening any more.