You too can live in a tiny dump for the low low price of $1 million courtesy of Janet Yellen and her bubblicious levels of zero interest rate debt dropped from helicopters on Wall Street. You can pretend to live like the .1%, except in a 1,300 square foot hovel. This will surely end well.
San Francisco
Skybox Realty
Headed to the city of cable cars, fog and killer home prices? Move to this $929,000 apartment that is within walking distance of the Financial District and Union Square. Listed as a “Spacious 1 Bedroom + Den, 1 Bath,” it’s a cozy 837 square feet. Bonus points: It comes with a parking spot.
Los Angeles
Redfin
In Los Angeles you can get a little bit more square footage for your money than in San Francisco. How about this $930,000 home that’s 3 bedrooms and 1.75 baths for a total of 1,332 square feet. The West Los Angeles home is even big enough for a second refrigerator and a finished two car garage.
Arlington, Virginia
Virginia Seekford Smith
This two bedroom, one bathroom home in Arlington, Virginia, will cost you $1 million, but you get two adjoining lots for a total of 5,000 square feet of space. The average sale price of a luxury home in Washington, D.C. is $2,402,000.
Miami Beach, Florida
Redfin
This two-bedroom, two-bath home comes in just under $1 million, listed at $995,000. It’s located one block from a park and comes with a private pool. It also happens to be located in the city with the highest average luxury-sale price in the U.S., at $8,337,000.
Buena Park, California
OC Homes Realty
This $1.1 million home is 1,050 square feet of a three-bedroom, 1.5-bathroom house. The listing describes this house as “Excellent Exposure of Busy Beach Blvd & Artesia Blvd in Buena Park.”
Here are the 10 cities with the priciest luxury housing in the fourth quarter:
| Rank | City | Average Luxury Sale Price |
| 1 | Miami Beach, FL | $8,337,000 |
| 2 | Los Angeles, CA | $4,808,000 |
| 3 | San Francisco, CA | $4,668,000 |
| 4 | Boston, MA | $3,380,000 |
| 5 | Irvine, CA | $3,180,000 |
| 6 | Kirkland, WA | $2,506,000 |
| 7 | Bellevue, WA | $2,435,000 |
| 8 | Huntington Beach, CA | $2,426,000 |
| 9 | Washington, DC | $2,402,000 |
| 10 | Fort Lauderdale, FL | $2,353,000 |
| Source: Redfin |
