I KNEW I WAS ABOVE AVERAGE

The average woman now weighs what an average man weighed in 1960. Who says women don’t have equal rights?

I find it fascinating that our weight started soaring at the exact same time that consumer debt began soaring in the early 1980’s. Corporate fascism and the banking cabal captured our economic system and used their propaganda machine to sell toxic processed chemicals, disguised as food, to the increasingly dumbed down and sedated masses. TV, iGadgets, carbohydrate rich corporate carb enriched crap, and suburban sprawl requiring autos to get anywhere have combined to create the Obese States of America.

Who benefits?

The mega-corporations peddling toxic faux food.

The medical industrial complex peddling pills to treat all the ailments created by the toxic faux food.

The bankers supplying the debt to consume the faux food and pay for the pills to treat the symptoms.

He ain’t heavy, he’s your obese brother.

Via Zero Hedge


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Stucky
Stucky
June 17, 2015 10:51 am

“She ain’t heavy, she’s my sister” ——– Richard Carpenter’s song dedicated to his sister, Karen, at her funeral.

Goofyfoot
Goofyfoot
June 17, 2015 11:00 am

To quote George Carlin – “I bet she smells like an anchovies cunt!”

Stucky
Stucky
June 17, 2015 11:03 am

Huh! Goofyfoot’s FIRST actual post makes reference to ….. CUNT.

Nice.

I believe his future here will be a long and glorious one.

kokoda
kokoda
June 17, 2015 11:29 am

At the turn of the 20th century, women’s feet measured about 4″ in length. Heights of humans have also increased, very noticeably.

There certainly is something(s) that are affecting human growth and I am not sure about just one item – processed foods.

Administrator: that female (?) picture gave me a stiffy.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
June 17, 2015 11:33 am

These pigs would have had a slight advantage in the first months of a famine if they could have outrun us so we didn’t eat them first; also, they obviously are not accustomed to working in a garden or walking farther than the refrigerator or couch so they will be very easy prey. Long Pork makes the best bacon and sausage..

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 17, 2015 11:34 am

Admin, I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that picture… thanks.

When I was 19, I weighed 187. I also had a 34 inch waist. At 22, I weighed 202 and still had a 34 inch waist.

I stayed at 202 for the next 20 years. Put on a few pounds since then, but meh…

But the disgusting blobs on their Fatmobiles at Wally World make me physically ill. Best thing for a diet. Wait till you’re hungry, then go grocery shopping amongst the Walcreatures – you’ll lose your appetite 4 seconds after breaking the plane of the front door…

We don’t eat McFüde… ever since I learned that someone analyzed the contents of one of their “vanilla shakes” and found it was mostly plastic. Don’t rightly remember when that was, but I haven’t gone into a McFüde in so long, I literally cannot remember the last time… maybe sometime in the early 90’s?

That doesn’t stop them from putting whatever gloop they want into our food… the more we make our own food here at home, the better we feel. I’m to the point now where I’d just as soon buy a whole cow from one of my neighbors, have it slaughtered and then stock the meat up in our freezer… they don’t use growth hormones or over-medicate. I know. I let them run cattle on my land before.

I just don’t have enough freezer space… yet. If I can ever get an aerator in the pond, we’ll have an unending supply of fish… along with turtles, frogs, etc… rather eat them than whatever it is they’re selling in the “grocery store” (shyeah… )…

dc.sunsets
dc.sunsets
June 17, 2015 11:36 am

Never be the average.

My goal in terms of positive attributes is to be in the top 2%.

Average is for losers.

Billy
Billy
June 17, 2015 11:41 am

That “anon” at 11:34…

Billy
Billy
June 17, 2015 11:41 am

…was me.

Stucky
Stucky
June 17, 2015 11:47 am

I went to a Wendy’s about a couple years ago. That was a lot of fun.

DRUD
DRUD
June 17, 2015 12:00 pm

“There are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow, steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology. You’ll want to focus on the neglected food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic!”

-Dr. Nick Riviera

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Dr. Nick Riviera

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
June 17, 2015 1:40 pm

I’m sure Americans are getting fatter, but I wonder if that “average” reflects the median age of the population going up, too. Most people weigh more at age 55 than they did at age 25. The 80 year old guys at the gym seem to have about a 5 pound scrotum hanging down to their knees. So I got that to look forward to.

bb
bb
June 17, 2015 2:00 pm

Hey I like fat women. They are only ones that smile at me.God I’m really getting old.

ASIG
ASIG
June 17, 2015 2:14 pm

According to the BMI charts, at 5’ 10” I should be below 175 lbs, but I’m at 180. So I will deal with that and be at about 170 a few months from now.

Billy
Billy
June 17, 2015 2:36 pm

Admin,

Other than that extremely disturbing image…

Just came across some shit that says… wait for it…. EBOLA is back!!

Yep… Sierra Leone and Guinea. Remember last year when everyone freaked the fuck out and lost their shit? Including me? Yeah, well… gonna be a long summer.

Especially since the goobermint’s response to last time was wronger than Hillary wearing a thong… and it hasn’t improved since then, either…

TE
TE
June 17, 2015 2:41 pm

Our ancestors ate 80% saturated fat, and were thin and healthy compared to us modern/healthy people.

They also were in the sun ALL DAY.

We have been harassed and lied to to increase the corporate profits and voting blocks.

Take your health back, eat like a Native and move your ass.

Not a big secret and absolutely does not require Proctor & Gamble, or Monsanto, or the AMA, to follow it.

Meanwhile, the government continues to take healthy/natural option away in favor of our owners’ corporations’ products.

We are so doomed, at least this shows me I have a fighting chance against the majority.

Billy
Billy
June 17, 2015 2:53 pm

Damn, Admin!!

[img]https://mlkshk-ada.kxcdn.com/r/37FL[/img]

tbessi
tbessi
June 17, 2015 3:51 pm

I’m curious what the average height is though in comparison? I’m not arguing people are fatter. I’m 6’6″ and I weigh a lot over the average male and I’m not fat.

Seems like kids are getting taller and taller. The mexican and asian kids are tall and typically they are the one’s everyone jokes about being short.

bb
bb
June 17, 2015 4:04 pm

I thought high fructose corn syrup was our greatest enemy. I wish somebody would make up their minds as to what’s killing us.

Admin ,at my age I’ll take what I can get.If she’s fat that’s ok as long as she can cook.

DRUD
DRUD
June 17, 2015 5:22 pm

Who the fuck down votes a Nick Riviera quote, especially one containing the phrase “assal horizontology?”

DRUD
DRUD
June 17, 2015 5:24 pm

That pic is fucking awesome, Billy! I LOVE how Kirk’s face is just mildly shocked, while Chekov and Sulu can hardly look. That’s why he is the Captain.

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
June 17, 2015 5:25 pm

in 1960 I was 18 and weighed 155. I was 6 feet tall and had to run around in a shower to get wet.today still 6 feet and weigh 205. If I was fighting weight I would weigh 190 to 195. Not sure the graph tells us a lot. And total observation of 18 yr old girls tells me that the grap is right.

It took me 2 hours to get vision back after Admins pic of Hitlery.

Billy
Billy
June 17, 2015 5:32 pm

That pic is fucking awesome, Billy! I LOVE how Kirk’s face is just mildly shocked, while Chekov and Sulu can hardly look. That’s why he is the Captain. – Drud

Thanks bro…

I saw that and I was imagining Kirk going “Oooohhhhhh…. damn! That is some wrong-assed, horrifying shit!”

Sulu is just “AAAAUUUUUGHHH!!”

Chekov has this “What da fuck is tha- OH MY GOD!” look on his face…

Too good to pass up. 🙂

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
June 17, 2015 7:24 pm

Oh mah gawd Billy are yew back on the bath salts? Yer self perception is outta wack hon. Yer a big fat sack uh white trash with a drippy anus, and shitballs uh mercy if yew don’t start living right I’m gonna roll on out uh yer life. Billy Jr just ate the entire contents of the litter box like it was cereal and then painted another dookey masterpiece all over his bed. Kin yew get off the interweb and give me a hand here?

llpoh
llpoh
June 17, 2015 8:25 pm

Stucky says he went to Wendy’s about two years ago. The last pic I saw of him indicates he never left, though.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 17, 2015 8:33 pm

kokoda says: Administrator: that female (?) picture gave me a stiffy.

I heartily agree with the above and miss AWD’s pics something awful.
Only a faggot would be revolted by the sight of a young, well endowed female.
Let’s see, lick big nips or lick big balls?
Most guys here would love to find that babe in their bed. We haven’t all gone Jenner yet.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 17, 2015 8:52 pm

Admin is having lots of fun with bb. Poor Bea never came back after a light hazing.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
June 17, 2015 8:55 pm

Ha, ha, Stucky’s trip to Wendy’s and AWD monologue of tell Stucky how his asshole was trying to kill him.

Stucky's Asshole
Stucky's Asshole
June 17, 2015 9:05 pm

If you knew him as well as I do, you’d want to kill him too.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
June 17, 2015 9:10 pm

I guess there is a limit to how many enemas an asshole will tolerate.

ThePessimisticChemist
ThePessimisticChemist
June 18, 2015 11:03 am

Probably the worst offender in all of this is the appropriation of the word “curvy” by hamplanets.

They aren’t curves bitch, they’re ripples. You are so fucking fat you distort time and space making your body giggle 8 different dimensions when you walk.

Fucking disgusting.