WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

I feel like I’m looking at one of those funny mirrors at the fair because I can’t tell if your butt is too high or your back is too fat.

I’d rather go about my day imagining this dude is about to lay down an epic embarrassing prank on his wife. It’s Friday and I need that thought in my life.

I don’t remember the chained up subservient Elvis, but I suppose playing fat Elvis and young hip Elvis get swooped up rather quickly.

We’ve been going through People of Walmart photos so much that I think I’m starting to get double Walmartian vision.

Nothing makes me smile harder than seeing a ridiculous sign and knowing they had to put it up because someone already proved to be stupid as shit.

Just a thought for all you parents out there. If you notice your little girl is getting too obsessed over her doll’s hair, step in and do something about it before it turns into a serious adult problem.

Daddy issue? Here’s a tissue.

When you are swimming in as much vagina as this guy, you need to wear goggles.

It’s called giant fashion, look it up…actually don’t look it up. You won’t find anything. I just made it up. But I guess now it’s a thing. Anyway, let us know “who wears it better?” in this new category.

They call it busty ’cause you about to bust the hell out of that shirt girl.

He is about to hop hop hop into your nightmares and lay an egg. Enjoy that.

That’s like a really sad whale tail. Like one that needs put out of its misery.

Oh my God! That creature is eating that woman alive!!!

Obama thinks it’s alright for this freak to share a bathroom with your 8 year old daughter

Check out the rack on grandpap. Happy Father’s and Mother’s Day big guy.

I see your gym hair isn’t the only thing you don’t care about.

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