- El Chapo’s last prison guards
- Tom Brady with an air pressure guage
- Steve Harvey announcing the winner of a beauty contest
- Dinner party planned by Walder Frey
- Lucy as a holder
- The snake in the Garden of Eden
- Rachel Dolezal identifying as black
- Kanye West at an Awards Show
- Kim and Kanye naming my child
- Bill Cosby’s Bartending
- Drinking tap water in Flint Michigan
- The Judgment of the Nobel Committee
- Bernie Sanders around other people’s money
- Al Gore’s predictions about global warming, er, climate change um, global cooling orrr, whatever’s next
- Brian Williams
- Chipotle beef
- A fart when you’ve had diarrhea all day
- The guy with the Indian accent calling from the IRS who’s asking for my Social Security number
- Guys who circle the playground in a rusted ice cream truck that plays “Thank Heaven For Little Girls”
- Michael Vick dog sitting
- Disney Crocodiles
- “Islam is the religion of peace.”
- Bill, with a cigar, in a room full of Interns
- Vince Foster’s “Suicide” note
- Casey Anthony as a babysitter
- Truck stop sushi
- Old man in windowless van full of candy & duct tape in a school zone
- Michael Moore at an Old Country Buffet
- Joe Biden behind me with his hands on my shoulders
- Mexican tap water
Truck Stop Sushi should be the name of a band.
“Ladies and Gentlemen…. from Rustville, Teeeennnnaaaaaseeeee…… for one night onlyeeeeeeeeee….. TRRRRUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK…. STOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP….. SUUUUUUUUUUUSSSHHHEEEEEEEE!”
Teriffic list – except the Tom Brady one should be removed (you jealous losers).
Michael Jackson with a case of “Jesus Juice” babysitting your young children.
Rachel Maddow at an overnight college sorority slumber party.
Mary Kay Letourneau as a private tutor for your 9th grade son.
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George W Bush reading to a bunch of preschoolers
A cigar that smells like fish
A fishing trip with mobsters
Baghdad Bob
Tonya Harding with a lead pipe
A prostate exam from Captain Hook
Ted Bundy being a sorority house pool cleaner
A Muslim in a gay bar
Chris Christie at an all you can eat buffet
I wanted to give 100 votes for this.
This bridge
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Snoop Dog holding your weed
Admin….Don’t know how you do it. I tried to think of one over 1 minute and I failed.
The new format: I hit a down hand in error; realized my mistake and what the heck, I clicked on the up hand; AND, it removed the count for the down hand and increased the up count. Super.
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No thinking involved. There is a twitter account called #MoreTrustedThanHillary.
There are thousands of tweets. They’re hysterical.
https://twitter.com/hashtag/MoreTrustedThanHillary?src=tren&data_id=tweet%3A750767310655205376
Jerry Sandusky in the boys locker room?
Jared from Subway offering your kid a foot long
Dennis Hastert with wrestling team?
Be lucky to get a six incher from that piece of crap.
Stevie Wonder performing a circumcision
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Thanks Y’all; you made my afternoon. I love to laugh since crying seems so overrated. 🙂
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I’m the greatest President ever and my Administration and this recovery is the greatest in history; I could easily be elected to a third term; you could keep your doctor and save thousands; there was nothing we could have done to help the men at Benghazi; the tens of thousands of Muslims that I am illegally importing nightly will become our greatest National asset; Hillary has been proven innocent and is the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS.
Hillary-ous! Thanks.
A pissed off drunk Lorena Bobbitt while you’re trying to sleep.
A fart after eating a bad burrito in Tijuana.
It also smells better, looks better and is more intelligent than Hitlary.
BW teaching a homemaking class at WVU
Marilyn Manson teaching Sunday School.
Hunting with Dick Cheney.
bb in a hotel room with an Asian hooker.
jFish at Maggie’s slumber party.
El Coyote with your credit card to pick up lunch at Taco Bell.
Unprotected’s wallet condom from high school.
A stinky room at motel 6
A muzzie asking you to ‘pull my ring, please’.
The pull out method
Trump University
Single ply toilet paper
I just can’t stop:
Stucky and Llpoh road tripping together in a diesel Volkswagen Jetta.
Hardscrabble Farmer at a NASA convention commemorating the Apollo space program.
Admin with a fully functioning flamethrower in the middle of the 30 Blocks of Squalor.
Maggie at a PETA sponsored “Set the Bunnies Free” rally.