MEANWHILE….IN CHICAGO

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Dutchman
Dutchman
September 22, 2016 12:04 pm

The worst thing you can do is steal a Porch Monkey’s porch.

harry p.
harry p.
  Dutchman
September 22, 2016 1:00 pm

good thing he didn’t hide his work boots there…

Grog
Grog
  harry p.
September 22, 2016 1:26 pm

Work boots?
That’s the last thing they would steal.

A bit off topic, but I wonder how many here on TBP have had a B&E or otherwise theft of property?

JIMSKI
JIMSKI
  Grog
September 22, 2016 3:21 pm

I had raccoons in the corn. Shot them both. That count?

rhs jr
rhs jr
September 22, 2016 12:18 pm

Look on ebay for a used white porch.

Dutchman
Dutchman
  rhs jr
September 22, 2016 2:49 pm

Can you pawn a porch?

RiNS the deplorable
RiNS the deplorable
September 22, 2016 12:59 pm

Seen it all now. Shitgagco is fooked! Now they are stealing porches…

Sad part looking at that picture is the porch is likely half rotten and falling apart just like rest of house.

Big Dick
Big Dick
September 22, 2016 3:06 pm

The mayor took it to give it to Obama for a major speech supporting Hillary. It had a no slip ramp that she could climb without 4 secret service men helping her.

Rise Up
Rise Up
September 22, 2016 3:12 pm

Watch that first step!

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
September 22, 2016 5:08 pm

Shoulda used concrete to build his porch!

Back when I was finishing concrete we always gave a four way garantee. 1. It will get hard. 2. It will crack. 3. It won’t burn. 4. Nobody will steal it.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
  IndenturedServant
September 22, 2016 5:21 pm

I/S you are right again, that niggah would still have his porch if it were concrete but he might get shot and possibly die attempting to pour said concrete. Chicago, Atlanta, New Orleans and St.Louis were just named as cities that have been RUINED by kneegrows. Not just fucked up or sort of screwed up….. fukkin ruined.

Lysander The Deplorable
Lysander The Deplorable
September 22, 2016 6:29 pm

Ah wanna giv a shout out to the MF’ers wat done stole ma porch. Gimme back ma porch an take ma bitch. Ah could stand on ma porch, but ah cant stand that ho.

starfcker the deplorable
starfcker the deplorable
  Lysander The Deplorable
September 22, 2016 8:57 pm

I had a friend back in the 80’s who moved to the now trendy neighborhood of Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Just a puerto rican slum back then. He took his first load of stuff up to his new apartment, and when he got back downstairs, they had stolen his battery. So he went and bought a battery, when he returned, his car had no wheels or stereo. The next morning it lacked doors and interior. Certain places they will steal stuff. Down here, the big thing is copper wire and air conditioner units. The damage they do for a few bucks in scrap.