I Wake You Up for the Presidential Debate

Guest Post by Scott Adams

Here’s a little thought experiment for you:

If a friend said he could see a pink elephant in the room, standing right in front of you, but you don’t see it, which one of you is hallucinating?

Answer: The one who sees the pink elephant is hallucinating.

Let’s try another one.

If a friend tells you that you were both abducted by aliens last night but for some reason only he remembers it, which one of you hallucinated?

Answer: The one who saw the aliens is hallucinating.

Now let’s add some participants and try another one.

If a crowd of people are pointing to a stain on the wall, and telling you it is talking to them, with a message from God, and you don’t see anything but a stain, who is hallucinating? Is it the majority who see the stain talking or the one person who does not?

Answer: The people who see the stain talking are experiencing a group hallucination, which is more common than you think.

In nearly every scenario you can imagine, the person experiencing an unlikely addition to their reality is the one hallucinating. If all observers see the same addition to their reality, it might be real. But if even one participant can’t see the phenomenon – no matter how many can – it is almost certainly not real.

Here I pause to remind new readers of this blog that I’m a trained hypnotist and a student of persuasion in all its forms. I’ve spent a lifetime trying to learn the tricks for discerning illusion from reality. And I’m here to tell you that if you are afraid that Donald Trump is a racist/sexist clown with a dangerous temperament, you have been brainwashed by the best group of brainwashers in the business right now: Team Clinton. They have cognitive psychologists such as Godzilla advising them. Allegedly.

I remind you that intelligence is not a defense against persuasion. No matter how smart you are, good persuaders can still make you see a pink elephant in a room where there is none (figuratively speaking). And Clinton’s team of persuaders has caused half of the country to see Trump as a racist/sexist Hitler with a dangerous temperament. That’s a pink elephant.

As a public service (and I mean that literally) I have been trying to unhypnotize the country on this matter for the past year. I don’t do this because I prefer Trump’s policies or because I know who would do the best job as president. I do it because our system doesn’t work if you think there is a pink elephant in the room and there is not. That isn’t real choice. That is an illusion of choice.

Trump represents what is likely to be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to bring real change to a government that is bloated and self-serving.  Reasonable people can disagree on policies and priorities. But Trump is the bigger agent for change, if that’s what you think the country needs. I want voters to see that choice for what it is.

And it isn’t a pink elephant.

If you are wondering why a socially liberal and well-educated cartoonist such as myself is not afraid of Trump, it’s because I don’t see the pink elephant. To me, all anti-Trumpers are experiencing a shared illusion.

Pause here.

Before you scoff at mass, shared illusions as being unlikely, keep in mind that everyone with a different religion than yours is experiencing exactly that. Mass shared illusions are our most common experience.

Back to my point. As a trained persuader, I can see the “Trump is Hitler” illusion for what it is. Where you might see a mountain of credible evidence to support your illusion, I see nothing but confirmation bias on your part. I have detailed that confirmation bias in other posts.

Remember my rule from above. If you see something unlikely – such as a new Hitler rising in the midst of America – and I see nothing remotely like that – I’m almost certainly right and you’re almost certainly having the illusion. I say that because the person who sees the unlikely addition to reality is the one experiencing the illusion nearly every time. Trump as Hitler-in-America is an addition to reality that only some can see. It is a pink elephant. It is a classic hallucination.

I’m not trying to say I’m smarter than anyone else. I just don’t see the pink elephant. Nor do perhaps 40% of the country who prefer Trump as president. And when that many people don’t see a pink elephant in a room, you can be sure it isn’t there, no matter how many do see it.

If you are a Clinton supporter, you might think Trump supporters see the same pink elephant that you do, and you rationalize that by saying Trump supporters prefer the pink elephant because they want it to stomp all over minorities.

Some Trump supporters are racists. That’s a fact. Racists are in every group. Perhaps they see the pink elephant too. If so, they probably do want that elephant to stomp all over minorities. But in this case, the racists are sharing the same illusion as Clinton supporters, seeing the same pink elephant. The majority of Trump supporters – as far as I can tell – simply don’t see any pink elephant at all. They just want change.

I don’t believe in Santa Claus.

I don’t believe in ghosts.

I don’t believe in a traditional god.

I don’t believe in luck.

And I don’t see Donald Trump as dangerous.

In my elephant-free view of the world, Trump is a guy who uses provocative language (as New Yorkers do) while succeeding across several different fields. And he knows risk-management. You can see that in everything he does.

If you are an anti-Trumper, you might reject my point of view as manipulative or naive. I can’t change your mind with a blog post. But you can change your own mind. Just ask others if they see the addition to reality that you see. If others don’t see the pink elephant in the room, and you do, the elephant isn’t there.

Look for that pattern. Once you see it, you’re awake.

Then vote for whoever has the policies you like.


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Walt
Walt
October 19, 2016 6:20 pm

“Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, one by one.”
and
“In reading The History of Nations, we find that, like individuals, they have their whims and their peculiarities, their seasons of excitement and recklessness, when they care not what they do. We find that whole communities suddenly fix their minds upon one object and go mad in its pursuit; that millions of people become simultaneously impressed with one delusion, and run after it, till their attention is caught by some new folly more captivating than the first.”
― Charles Mackay, Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 19, 2016 7:57 pm

Here is a self-described well-trained persuader telling us that none of what he is saying is a lie.

That’s as easy to swallow as him saying that everything he says to us IS a lie.

harry p.
harry p.
  Anonymous
October 20, 2016 8:42 am

that’s not what he said but nice try…

james the deplorable wanderer
james the deplorable wanderer
October 20, 2016 1:43 am

Hillary has public positions (to deceive the public) and private positions (which she shares with Goldman Sachs @ $xxx,xxx a speech). Essentially, she lies.

Islam allows lies to _further the cause of Islam_, which is left up to the believer to determine. This essentially is a “license to lie” issued to every Islamic when talking to infidels. (how Islamics _know_ another Islamic isn’t lying to _them_, a fellow Islamic, is not obvious).

Both Hillary and Islamics lie because their religions tell them it’s OK.

Richard Person
Richard Person
October 20, 2016 3:14 am

Mr. Adams, what you say makes perfect sense. But there are evidently real-life exceptions to your theory: e.g., the fact that a private-jet pilot who doesn’t believe in chemtrails (only long contrails) or geo-engineering when all of his friends do. Also please explain how your theory deals with the fact that this same pilot believes in UFOs (because he has seen them himself) when none of his friends do? Should I get a new (and awake) pilot?

Suzanna
Suzanna
October 20, 2016 11:09 am

Thank you Scott,
I appreciate your insight.

Suzanna

penpal
penpal
October 20, 2016 12:11 pm

Scott is just angling for a new job in MSM, as the print world is dying a slow death.

He admits that he studies how to persuade people.

Why not just call it by it’s other less popular name: Propaganda.

He is part of the Establishment/MSM and nothing he says or prints is not reviewed by somebody a little higher on the food chain, to ensure he still gets paid.

Pink elephants my ass.

james the deplorable wanderer
james the deplorable wanderer
  penpal
October 20, 2016 7:27 pm

Yes and no – I see Scott Adams as a genius anti-persuader, anti-propagandist.

Thinking of his comic specifically, his boss is continually creating chaos and discomfort, typically by embodying the latest MBA-mindless slogan-driven campaign slogan, whether it’s “People are our greatest asset” { which gets deconstructed to “not really, they’re actually just above carbon paper} or “you can’t spell quality without _”u”_, deconstructed to {you can’t spell it at all, you moron} or some similar sedition. I have been in large companies, and they take this shit seriously (at least on the surface; anyway, you have to swear allegiance to the latest company fad or you’re not a loyal subject). Dilbert runs into this shit all the time, and tells it like it really is; management expects mindless obedience to any and all brain-farts, and never seems to learn from bad past experience.
The comic also deconstructs HR (run by a nasty piece of work called Catbert, a genuine sociopath) and marketing (promise the client anything, even if it doesn’t exist and cannot be made with real-world materials and equipment). There is really nothing sacred in the comic, and deconstructing MBA-madness __teaches critical thinking__, a missing skill in this workforce by and large.

These little essays from Adams are a public service; he is pointing out how the media tries to lasso you with mental chains called “social engineering”, “persuasion”, “the public good”, “the greater good” and other non-sense-speak attempts to lie you into submission. Who can be against “the greater good” or “public interest”? It’s not until you try to get definitions on “social justice” or “environmental awareness” that you learn that these are smoke and fog meant to keep you from questioning someone’s agenda to control you.

Adams is doing a public service. He is subtly teaching a few incompetents how to think, how to question propaganda and how to break out of the Matrix of MSM, corporate and political lies.

Walter Chaffee
Walter Chaffee
November 10, 2016 11:20 am

Arguing with insanity is insane