Must be Burt Reynolds or something.
Part of me wants to ream you out for bringing your dog into Walmart. The other part of me thinks that dog just looks like your college bro constantly joking around and dogging on you so I’m kinda impressed actually.
Good news guys, I got you all a Yeti for Christmas!!!
Who doesn’t love a well placed rip? It’s like a little peep-hole into the soul…or ass rash. Whatever the case may be.
Wait what? Why would anyone ever put that on the back of their booty? What company thought printing that was a good idea? How many people did this go through without someone saying something? Answer me dammit!!!!
You’ve got to be one dedicated lady to get that tattoo. I couldn’t even imagine asking some girl to do that. But whatever, good luck with that sweetie.
Don’t you hate when you turn your phone camera on and it catches you with your titties out? Ugh, happens to me all the time.
Kids used to want to sit on Santa’s lap, now they want to just play with his tits.
What is that? Your attempt at looking like The Weekend? Looks like your head is squeezing out a nice big dookie.
Not sure that trend is gonna pick up…no matter how much you think “it’s the shit”!
Feed the cats, soften the sheets, then get weird.
This is how I imagine my big hearty poops look like. Just big & jacked but also very happy!
Merry XXXmas. Nothing says Christmas like jingling your bells in public.
I’m not saying he is going to buy the facial tissue with extra lotion for sensitive skin, but if I had a few extra thousand dollars to bet on it, you could probably guess where I’d lay my money down.
Guts. Glory. Too much Spam….
Has there been anything in the history of business, besides selling ice cream, that is totally legitimate to be doing out of the back of your van?
Got this very “if Santa was into punk-rock” vibe going for you…It’s not working and it looks terrible, but that’s still the look your trying for I guess.
Hey, how about a little less shopping & a little more making my toys in the North Pole?!
I don’t want to know…I NEED to know why this guy is buying 3 shopping carts worth of tampons.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
I’m going to make an educated guess on the tampons.
One of the business ideas I tried out was selling merchandise through the Amazon FBA program. I wrote a short piece about it quite some time ago.
There’s an app that will allow you to evaluate products in terms of purchase price, Amazon price, and Amazon sales rank. The closer any given item is to #1, the faster that items sells. If Wal-Mart had a super clearance on this particular tampon, then the Wal-Mart purchase price vs. Amazon sales price could make it a very attractive ROI.
With my experience with FBA, personal hygiene items sell very well. Anything like diapers (children’s AND adult’s), women’s hygiene wash, will sell one after another after another.
I guess the guy found a great clearance sale on the items and he’s going to send them in to Amazon to sell. I had a few stories myself about buying cartloads of personal lubricant and other tales.
It’s a valid biz model. I just couldn’t figure out a way to get the thing to scale up to replace my primary income, so I was working all day and shopping & shipping all night, for very little improvement in my quality of life.
Also, the rules at Amazon change frequently, so you’re at their mercy, in terms of how you do business. It’s their way or no way.
I’m betting the tampon dude is a prepper, and his ol’ lady wasn’t “buying in” till he got her supplies first, or he’s just “takin care of business”!!
Tampon guy is Dutchman, for when the robot is out of service.
The guy with the tampons is buying in bulk to ship to Cuba. You’d be amazed at the trash they’ve been using there there for 69 years!
Muck
The “Gent with the Boobs” has Gynaecomastia. Not THAT uncommon, especially in men being treated with (e.g. Cosudex [Bicalutamide]) for prostate cancer, or long-term / high-dose Spironolactone users.
Good (i.e. everything-you-want-in- the-one-package) article from NIH – https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2770912/
Regarding that black chick with the underwear on her head……..
I lived in SC twice, once from about 1979-1981 and again from June 85 to Dec. 1989 and black folks wearing underwear (not always clean either) on their nappy heads was pretty common. I never understood it nor did I ask. Since it was the Gerry Curl days many of them wore shower caps too.
About the guy buying all those tampons. It may be that he was laying in a supply of shotgun cleaning pads for his self and his buddies.
It was a very common sight to see ‘grunts’ in the Cholon (Saigon) PX loading up with Kotex. They may have been getting some for their Vietnamese girlfriends but most of them were being bought to be used as cleaning pads for their M2 mortars (60mm) and M79 grenade launchers (40mm).