I don’t believe either Dutch or Kokoda have much time left if their wives see these posts.
Never teach your wife to shoot.
james the deplorable wanderer
December 15, 2016 1:31 pm
If the scope is aligned properly and the sniper capable, the holder is in no danger.
If beer is involved (more than the empty can being held), all bets are off!
Rob
December 15, 2016 2:09 pm
I don’t see a problem here. What could possibly go wrong?
Bob
December 15, 2016 2:47 pm
Kokoda, an oldie but goodie! — LOL
Actually, medical science reports that estrogen, by its effect on the cardiovascular system, delays the onset of coronary artery disease in women by up to 10 years in comparison to men. This accounts for the main difference in the average lifespans of men and women. It turns out that childbirth risks for women, and heightened behavioral risk on the part of men roughly balance each other out.
So guys, it seems that if you REALLY want to live longer, REGARDLESS OF THE COMPLICATIONS, you could always switch genders and start mainlining estrogen when you get tired of fighting ED! LOL
Ticky Toc
December 15, 2016 2:50 pm
Hold my beer and watch this ya’ll!!!
james the deplorable wanderer
December 15, 2016 4:59 pm
Jeff Foxworthy: Some of my best stories start out, “Well, the three of us were drinking …”
Anonymous
December 15, 2016 6:08 pm
When in an elderly trailer park its mostly hens,no roosters.
Chicago999444
December 16, 2016 2:55 pm
Women live longer then men because only a guy would:
– prop the extension ladder on the 3rd floor porch railing to climb through the trap door to the roof
-fire up a turkey fryer right next to the house, and drop an frozen-solid turkey into it while standing right next to it
-try to jump from the platform to the back car of a train moving away
-or try to jump from the platform to the space between the cars as the train is pulling away
-ride on the roof of a car on the highway
– try to move a 300 lb refrigerator up the steps with no assistance or equipment
– or commit any of numberless other acts of inspired stupidity involving motor vehicles, power tools, ladders, flammables, explosives, and firearms.
It is not that women live longer; it is because husbands die before their spouse.
You know why husbands die earlier than their spouse – cuz they want to.
I say I’m going to work til the day I die, or the day before. No way could I retire and be with my wife 24/7!
I don’t believe either Dutch or Kokoda have much time left if their wives see these posts.
Never teach your wife to shoot.
If the scope is aligned properly and the sniper capable, the holder is in no danger.
If beer is involved (more than the empty can being held), all bets are off!
I don’t see a problem here. What could possibly go wrong?
Kokoda, an oldie but goodie! — LOL
Actually, medical science reports that estrogen, by its effect on the cardiovascular system, delays the onset of coronary artery disease in women by up to 10 years in comparison to men. This accounts for the main difference in the average lifespans of men and women. It turns out that childbirth risks for women, and heightened behavioral risk on the part of men roughly balance each other out.
So guys, it seems that if you REALLY want to live longer, REGARDLESS OF THE COMPLICATIONS, you could always switch genders and start mainlining estrogen when you get tired of fighting ED! LOL
Hold my beer and watch this ya’ll!!!
Jeff Foxworthy: Some of my best stories start out, “Well, the three of us were drinking …”
When in an elderly trailer park its mostly hens,no roosters.
Women live longer then men because only a guy would:
– prop the extension ladder on the 3rd floor porch railing to climb through the trap door to the roof
-fire up a turkey fryer right next to the house, and drop an frozen-solid turkey into it while standing right next to it
-try to jump from the platform to the back car of a train moving away
-or try to jump from the platform to the space between the cars as the train is pulling away
-ride on the roof of a car on the highway
– try to move a 300 lb refrigerator up the steps with no assistance or equipment
– or commit any of numberless other acts of inspired stupidity involving motor vehicles, power tools, ladders, flammables, explosives, and firearms.