THE APPRENTICE – WHITE HOUSE VERSION

If you had Mike Pence winning this season of the Apprentice in your office pool, congratulations!


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Factual
Factual
August 18, 2017 3:52 pm

Gawd how can you invade another country and kill millions with trump in power! Neocons need him removed ASAP!
Hilarious fact!

nkit
nkit
August 18, 2017 3:53 pm

Per Mike Cernovich, Pence is spearheading the coup of Trump.

Report: Pence Spearheading Coup to Remove POTUS Trump

zigzag
zigzag
August 18, 2017 4:00 pm

Someone please tell me I am not the only one who has NEVER seen one single episode of the Apprentice…nor would I care to.

#dumbeddownmurica

kokoda - AZEK (Deck Boards) doesn't stand behind its product
kokoda - AZEK (Deck Boards) doesn't stand behind its product
  zigzag
August 18, 2017 4:29 pm

same here

Harry, the Texas Patriot
Harry, the Texas Patriot
  zigzag
August 18, 2017 4:52 pm

Same here!!!!!!!

TheDeplorableOldeVirginian
TheDeplorableOldeVirginian
  zigzag
August 18, 2017 7:41 pm

I have never seen a single episode of any “reality” show in my life and I hope I make it to the grave with that accomplishment intact.

My favorite thing is going for a medical or dental treatment where a TV is right in the patient’s face. When they ask if I have a favorite channel, and I say “yes, it’s called OFF” they look at me like I’m from another planet. Evidently 99% of our fellow Americans are that spellbound.

I think clearly they are running the same play they’ve done at least since Reagan years. Asshat clown figurehead with a vice president who is really in charge while pretending to be an insignificant wallflower waiting forlornly in the bullpen. Dick Cheney anyone? George Bush I anyone? The most recent admin mixed it up a little where the VP pretended to be a bigger asshat than his putative “boss”.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
  zigzag
August 19, 2017 12:05 am

Not only have I not seen an episode, I’m quite confident I’ve never seen a single second of the show. 🙂

BL
BL
  IndenturedServant
August 19, 2017 12:16 am

Same here I/S.

Wip
Wip
August 18, 2017 6:26 pm

Hmm, interesting comment. If Trump does get ousted, will the war machine ratchet up?

Brian
Brian
August 18, 2017 9:19 pm

Not sure that’s a good bet as Pence can’t exactly be fired like all the others.

Jake
Jake
August 19, 2017 12:05 am

My alternative wildassed guess: Bannon was not unceremoniously fired. He has been unleashed.
How stupid are these Washington insider reporter assclowns? Bannon cannot go “Medieval” on Trump’s enemies from the Oval Office complex.
A guy isn’t allowed to stick around a week or two after resigning if he is persona non grata.

EL Coyote smoking some of Maggies mushrooms
EL Coyote smoking some of Maggies mushrooms
August 19, 2017 1:33 am

At the risk of my sounding like a drunk again, Bannon made it sound like he sacrificed himself for Trump. How dramatic. He calls up the enemy and feeds him a line of bullshit. The scientists at Los Alamos practiced similar skullduggery by feeding the locals bullshit about what they were doing up there.

Another scenario is that he was fired by the chief of staff. Although it’s getting to be predictable, another press secretary announcing another firing.

Will it work or will the press continue on with the campaign to oust Trump? They had some pretty harsh words. Andrew Anglin indirectly sabotaged the Trump administration. The little fuck is responsible for Charlottesville. That put Trump in the unenviable position of having to speak out against the violence. Of course the fuckers weren’t going to let him just deplore the deaths, they wanted him to commit hara-kiri with his base.

The Jews, God bless them, do not play patty cake, they are hard-core. They do not get to the top by being the nice guy. Shit, LLPOH didn’t get where he got by being a nice guy. Business is cutthroat. Trump is swimming with the sharks. Billionaire sharks. They want what they want and they will tear him to pieces to get it.

Fuck that Yohimbo motherfucker and his hand-wringing about white genocide. The bitch already has anonymity behind his pretend samurai persona yet still feels the need to don a mask of innocence claiming that despite his worship of Hitler, he isn’t a neo-Nazi or white supremacist. The billionaires don’t give a shit about the tards, they are, as Bannon telegraphed, useful idiots. Until they are not. That shit at Charlottesville was not in the script. Soon the long knives will be out and the tiki-torch tribe will be gutted. But forget I said anything, nobody ever gives me credit for shit. Fuckers.

Projecting current trends into the future is an American pastime, however, the real danger is not that non-whites will outnumber crackers but that America will fall behind economically and consequently militarily and then we will have the United States of Europe here in the western hemisphere. Bannon gets it. China is on the march towards world hegemony. That is what we have to worry about in the next 50 years.

You say Bannon is unleashed. The Daily Stormer has been set adrift. Somebody somewhere would like to shoot the motherfucking Anglin but short of that, his site must be killed. Bannon has to go back to Breitbart to fix the shit Anglin’s fucked up. His conflation of white pride with anti-Semitism is a dead letter. We saved the Jews. Shit, they gave America the bomb to rule the world, it’s the least we could do.

I’ve looked for the evidence of something Pangloss said, that the Balfour declaration was payback for Jews helping England win the war with some military weapon. I couldn’t find it but then, lots of history is never written down.

Ok, fuck it, I could go on but my POV confuses Vodka who thinks I have to conform to socially acceptable narratives.

Llpoh
Llpoh
August 19, 2017 1:40 am

EC – you have become a mighty wordsmith, and I mean that sincerely. When you want to, you are astonishingly eloquent and powerful. Keep it up.

Btw – even the Ruskies will not touch the Stormer. Plus without cloudfair or some other DDos service, which it seems they cannot get, it is toast.

If TBP keeps drifting the way of the racists, Nazis, anti-semites, white supremacists, I would not be surprised if Cloudfair pulls its protection, which would be the end of the site. It would be a sad day.