Yesterday’s QOTD asked if it’s possible to post an article that will get a minimum of 25 comments AND no thumbs down.
I am simply trying to promote an atmosphere of LOVE, peace, joy, harmony, and nice words. (Especially considering yesterday’s shitfest between Llpoh and RiNS. Yikes!!)
I asked this community of Righteous Ones to submit suggestions, and the one with the most thumbs up would get the nod.
Well, you sonsabitches selected a RIDICULOUS picture of a dog and bacon, submitted by our own illustrious Hardscrabble Farmer.
For the record, he won by one measly vote … 22-21 … over the MUCH better question submitted by Iska Waran, “How do you want John McCain to die?” …. a wonderful question which would have gotten to 100 comments without a single down vote. But, noooo … you Russian colluders had to pick Bacon Dog, knowing that pussfied cat lovers will go thumbs down crazy on any doggie comments! So be it. The people have spoken ….
Q1: A dog will lick his own smelly balls rather than eat a crispy tasty sweet-smelling piece of bacon. What does that tell us about dogs?
Q2: Why is God so wishy-washy? (I mean, he was against bacon before he was for it!)
Q3: Bacon makes everyone happy and loving. So, do you think the Joo Problem (whatever you perceive it to be) could be resolved if they ate bacon?
Again, we’re trying to get a Zero Thumbs Down thread for the first time in TBP history. Please formulate your answers so as to not offend anyone!
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You would lick yours balls if you could!
And save money on dates!
judging by the down votes on dutch’s comment,it’s obvious that the women here are jealous that god left off part of their body–
Adding chia to batter makes pancakes healthy.
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Sorry but if you want a positive comments only post then all I can do is post photos of food that goes with bacon.
Those pancakes would look cool as hell if they had chia hair like the chia pets!
And bacon and maple syrup make them better.
I refuse to comply as cats also will eat bacon,perhaps you should have had John being eaten by feral dogs while in his death throes,would have up voted that.That said,would have found something to down vote or like here created a thread that tis bound to get down voted,come on folks,let the down voting begin!
I love the Jews. They are a purely positive force.
Iska, next time submit: “How do you want Bowe Bergdahl to die?”
Iska, next time submit: “How do you want Bowe Bergdahl to die?”
the same way i forgot to answer about mccain yesterday-i hope he goes to hell and lives forever–
Looks like the dog is stocking up wood to smoke that bacon.
A1: That they are loyal and obedient.
A2: He’s not wishy washy, he’s just mellowed as he’s gotten older.
A3: What’s a ‘joo’ and why is there a problem with them? Should I be treating the base boards in my house or looking in the attic??
Stucky, this is like making a snowman and putting a sign on it that says “Don’t knock me over”.
Icky,or making a comment yet saying “I will never post here”!
The legend of Culpeper
I know she will be back,and,will be post #4!
WTF is everyone’s problem??? The legend of Culpeper…….seriously??? Yeah, you got post#4. Hope that made your day.
High 5, James!
Now if you can get Da Vixen’s selfies.
Anon,Culpeper wanted me sodomized with a broom!And,not even a mention of a nice dinner before the broom!All this,and thought I was being nice!
I really do not need Vixen getting mad and having to out do Culpeper!
Da Vixen is tame, Maggie and Culpeper are the wild ones.
I should get tired of always being right, but I never do.
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We sold that pup to a farm in Loudon- she’s the spitting image of her sire who is the best damn cattle dog you’ve ever seen, ask IluvCO2, he’s seen him in action.
We built our own smokehouse this past Summer and make a bacon that would bring tears to your eyes it’s so delicious. You put those two together and you’re about as close to Heaven as you’re going to get on an economics blog.
Just sayin’.
Yes sir, HSF’s dogs are amazing. Any of that bacon for sale? I need to get up for a visit…
Wait ONE DAMN SECOND. This is an Economics Blog?
I was told it was a recipe sharing site.
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Bacon flavored knob polish. Keeps wifey on the dog?
Half way there folks. You guys are AWESOME!
(Don’t worry about that post by James with one down vote …. ADMIN isgonna delete it for us.)
Admin. is gonna delete it for us,perhaps.That said,would that not in itself ruin the whole point of a “love fest”post?Deleting said neg would in itself be a,well……,dictatorship type move.You really would have to up the stakes to get desired result,I mean,to the point of life or death!
I would also say may have noticed another neg post I had absolutely nothing to do with,seems admin. would have to pull a Vegas style cover up at this point,and look how well that is working out!
James… shut up and play along. My Poppa Grooch was from Bari, not Sicily, but we have ways to make you behave. Really.
If you can’t keep your thumbs UP, perhaps you might not need your thumbs at all.
Wow!First have a poster over weekend that want to sodomize me with a broom/a shadow admin. that will delete down thumbs I never once voted for/now a potential removal of thumbs,and…..if that was not enough who the hell shaved farmers dog and fed it steroids just for sake of a “lovefest”article,so it’s my fault the narrative is falling apart!
That sounds like it at least violates the First Amendment protection against Congressional action against the free exercise of religion (as more than a few religions have issues with pork – not just Muslims).
Happy Joos doing the “Bacon Dance”, with musicians dressed in their bacon outfits:
Seems the majority of traditional dances involve men and women dancing separately but together.
Biggest bacon fan on the planet holds up his right arm Yobo ……..for forty years?
Yeobbels, don’t look now but I think Admin deleted your post about raising your right arm if you love bacon. It’s a CONspiracy……………
Hmmmm….,was not a article posted about “Conspiracy Theories”recently seen here,coincidence?!The Vegas PD running/takeover the site?
I’m going to ignore your questions and just type a random bullshit story.
So, I work a few blocks down from an honest-to-goodness bacon plant. Our maintenance crew is friends with their maintenance crew, so we get super cheap bacon all the time. That, coupled with our own internal animal nutrition trials, means I have borderline free bacon in my fridge/freezer all the time, going back several years now.
The bacon plant has one enterprising dude that candies the bacon. In honest-to-goodness maple syrup. The real stuff. The good stuff. Its so damned delightful that he should be in business selling it. And no, I don’t have the recipe.
I just really like talking about bacon.
Hmmmm….,endless supply of bacon,poster here who makes the real syrup,seems the ingredients for perhaps a business venture,assuming you do not like a coke dealer become your best customer!
I absolutely LOVE salty ham/bacon with maple syrup. I cooked the last of my packaged bacon yesterday. There are only a few things I leave the homeplace for and bacon is one of them.
I posted my MIL’s recipe for pigs in blanket below for Stucky. I bet you might like it IF you can stand the smell of cooked cabbage.
Stucky, I have only NOW been told by HSF that The Burning Platform is NOT about cooking at all, in spite of your continued efforts to share food discussions.
However, since this particular post IS about pigs, in a way… I thought I would share with you my mother-in-law’s recipe for Pigs in Blankets. A very stinky dish to cook, so I know you’ll LOVE it.
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Here is MY burning platform.
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Thanks a lot Maggie, now I am Jonesing for onion rings. Damn…..
Homemade batter. It took me YEARS to figure out how to get the batter to stay on the damn onion.
Maggie – How do you keep the batter on those rings? You know it will become a research project if you don’t just tell us. 🙂
Wow, that looks so good.
Thumbs Down. Bacon is Un-Healthy. Plus, Meat is Murder.
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How about cornbread? Everyone likes cornbread!
Gilbert- Are you talking southern cornbread or that sweet Yankee cornbread that tastes more like cake?
Stucky- Face it……Even with the aid of the TBP/KGB and comments being disappeared your dream of 25 comments with zero downers is like the chances of electing a (real) president in the US, ain’t gonna happen.
Especially when he brings God into the picture. But I’m not going there today.
So…I just disliked every comment here. Why? It may be the element in me that just won’t bend to things like that (Stucky’s little experiment). Maybe I’m just antisocial. Or maybe, just maybe it’s my old tried and true belief that there is always a dick in a crowd and this is why we can’t have nice things. Or maybe it’s because fuck you I won’t do what you told me. Don’t know.
I will go with answer #5:All of the above.
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What do fried onion rings have to do with economics?
This is not a home economics blog, Magita.
I opted to present my culinary prowess on my own burning platform instead of trying to sell that oil painting to Admin yet again because it always gets down-thumbed and brings on nasty comments. You know… the one “someone” thinks looks like a vah jay jay?
Oh, hell… Stucky’s hope for zero down-thumbs has already been blown. Here comes the sales pitch!
Admin, once again I am offering this one of a kind oil on canvas (very few scratches since being painted in 1960-something) originally titled Fire on Kentucky Lake but easily renamed to honor your classy home economics blog.
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Okay I’ll bite
How much?
Well, since I have garnered zero interest from the BlogChief, I will give you big discount Gee Eye. Shipping will be enormous however, since it is 4 feet by 5 feet. It covers one wall of a bedroom in the treehouse.
Just cut off 1′ margins and roll it up like a poster.
You perv, you can barely contain yourself.
lol hey anon I resemble that accusation….
4 x 5 feet. Geeze that is big!
Wont fit with theme of house as my wife has envisioned. Actually nothing I like fits with theme of my house. I was kinda hoping I could hide in a corner of my woodshop. So with that I shall regrettably pass. Since though I have made fun of painting in past it deserves a much better fate then can given by I.
Thumbs down on the dog (but not on the bacon) – and no – I’m not a “cat person”.
Here is one thing worth saving in NK, THE MORANBONG (?) BAND
I’m pretty sure these girls eat lots of bacon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2tPm7QNgBA
But can they cook?
Loved it, Bea!
Kept waiting for them to break into Jesus Christ SuperStar.
I loved it too Bea, Thanks!
They were cookin’ if you ask me !!
We should invade NK and free those women, quick!
The legs alone are worth saving….
Wow, sexy nurses! Halloween in North Korea is awesome!
Getting porked a lot is not the same as loving bacon. And practically all but ONE of the citizens of North Korea are worth saving. They are victims of their worthless government, just like we all are. Nobody should have to die simply because the current dictator/emperor/president is an asshole.
That dog has a boner.
only a gay rastafarian would have noticed it–
q1–dogs are smarter then guys,bacon has calories and only pleases one part of the body–
q2–god is like most parents,he lightened up after the 2nd kid was born–
q3–most joos i know already eat bacon–
though i gotta say,i had a jooish girlfriend once and she used to make me chopped liver–better then bacon any day,and twice on saturday–
I tried. So damned hard.
I gave you the topic YOU ALL wanted.
I gave you three easy very non-controversial questions.
I pleaded with you. Begged you. I would have given you blowjobs, if distance allowed it.
I just wanted to show the world what this place really is. Kind. Loving. Happy happy joy joy.
For just ONE thread.
But, HF’s lovely doggie story got thumbed down. As did Maggie’s stinky recipe. As did TPC’s heartwarming bullshit story. And so on.
Ya broke my heart.
YOU DOWN VOTERS ARE ALL FUCKING ASSHOLES!!
What a hateful place! I am NEVER posting here again!!
Good bye, my friends. Don’t you sing me no lullaby. Let me go gently in the night …
So long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen, Goodnight.
He is always back within 30 minutes. This has been going on for years.
Does it matter that everyone had a lot of fun and tried to get along…even me? Stucky, this is as close to unity as we will get.
I didn’t want bacon. I voted for anal sex. There has to be some evidence for Russian interference, collusion, even. No red-blooded American would have down-thumbed a patriotic article on bacon.
I think it’s fair to say that absent poon-tang, bacon tastes just as good, maybe better. All Americans know this in their heart and therefore I conclude this was a conspiracy to shoot down and deep six this love-fest lest the people unite against the ruling bacon haters.
Where is Campos? Surely he can identify the two snipers that shot down Stucky’s attempt to break a Guinness record.
May the entire MORANBONG BAND sit on your face EC. Talk about a love fest.
Maggie
what i learned from my momma to make batter to stick to things is to put a teaspoon of flour mixed into the egg used for dredging.
DON’T PASS THIS UP !! SSS’s first piece of bacon and his reaction…..
BL…. chill the batter. Dry the onion rings thoroughly. The cold batter adheres to warm dry surfaces much better than if room temperature.
And, of course, as you know… the oil needs to be HOT.
And as for the dredging tip… is a good one.
Maggie- Chances are I will never fry a onion ring as long as I live but it is good to know in case I do. Never say never. You prolly gathered that I love to eat them…….Yum!
Ha! I want to post apic of one of my dogs with bacon on its head. Unfortunately, the scale is all wrong, and you cannot see the bacon strip. I am looking for a full grown hog to drape across their heads.
The mighty boerboel. Nothing like them.
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Lets face it,all these “bacon dogs” were probably fed full rashers of bacon in before and after photos to get em to play along!