Whipping Post Politics

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

Charlie Rose skulked offstage like a punch-drunk palooka with barely a whimper, and Matt Lauer offered up the now laughably pro forma press release of bathetic apology and contrition — no doubt micro-managed by his attorneys. But the hit on Garrison Keilor by his old friend Minnesota Public Radio seemed like a new low in the whipping-post politics of the moment.

Unlike the cases of Rose, Lauer, Louis CK, Harvey Weinstein, and Kevin Spacey, there seemed next to nothing in the case against Keilor. He says he placed his hand on a lady’s bare back, someone on the crew or cast or a guest on The Prairie Home Companion radio show he hosted for close to forty years. Maybe MinnPR has a file full of complaints against the old trooper, but if so they’ve released nothing, no details whatsoever, and unlike the previously “outed” line-up, in Keilor’s case no other “victims” have come forward on their own to establish anything like a pattern of truly bad behavior.

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I happen to admire Keilor’s substantial body of work in print and radio, and the public persona he presented, which portrayed a lot of what was honorable, intelligent, charming, and funny in our national character, something we need to be reminded of in this new era of pervasive racketeering, affronts to the first amendment, ubiquitous porno-culture, and Deep State mischief. This may amaze some of you, but to me Keilor deserves to be ranked with Mark Twain as a literary icon. What he gave to his large radio audience over a very long run was of uniformly high quality — something manifestly absent in so many other areas of contemporary life and art.

Keilor was reputed to be a cold-fish backstage and offstage, a prickly Aspergery personality who avoided personal contact. He said as much in his very brief published response to getting fired.

     “Anyone who ever was around my show can tell you that I was the least physically affectionate person in the building,” Keillor said. “Actors hug, musicians hug, people were embracing every Saturday night left and right, and I stood off in the corner like a stone statue.”

To me, the job on Keilor was a hit too far. I hope others out there with their frontal cortexes intact felt themselves crossing a threshold into a strange new un-American society where the merest allegation can instantly send anyone to perdition. It’s gotten to the point where any man who ever made pass at someone is now defined as a sexual predator, feeding the delusional trope that all women are everywhere and always “victims,” and that human nature itself has to be transformed to correct this flaw in human design.

Well, guess what — that’s not going to happen. Men will continue to initiate sexual liaisons and relations. They will make the first move. They will take a chance. They will be advised to act like gentlemen in doing this, but I don’t think that’s quite what the witch-hunters really want right now. The PC movement, with its branches in the media, on campus, and professional politics, is out for coercion and punishment by any means necessary. That’s why there are kangaroo courts in the universities, in case you haven’t noticed. Due process is not just unwelcome, it’s officially scorned as passe. The method du jour in the case of Garrison Keilor, so far, is career and reputational castration.

The so-called thinking class in this country seems unaware that the mixed-gender office workplace — where most jobs can be done by anyone — is a relative novelty in human history. Not only that, but if indeed we’re heading into a long emergency of collapsing techno-industrial arrangements — as I have asserted in my books and blogs — then we may once again find ourselves in world with different divisions of labor, and a manifest change of values to attend it. It’s laughable to me that so many well-educated people assume that our current mode of living is permanent, but I suppose that’s part and parcel of the religion of progress. In the meantime, adults of the two sexes — and there are two sexes, not thirty-two — consort in the workplace with all kinds of stimulation and frisson quickening the scene, and we are foolish enough to be surprised when sexual mischief happens.

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MMinLamesa
MMinLamesa
December 1, 2017 9:38 am

Agree-Keilor was most definitely not my cup of tea but after hearing this one, I was like, WTF?

Then I read his “apology” and it moved the needle a bit towards favorable as he basically said fuck off.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
December 1, 2017 9:42 am

Keillor is a sanctimonious old cunt. If he got consumed by the PC culture his kind helped create it’s just that much more delectable.

anarchyst
anarchyst
December 1, 2017 9:43 am

This fiasco will finally have reached bottom if it comes out that “Mr. Rogers” “touched a woman…lol

Trumpeter
Trumpeter
  anarchyst
December 1, 2017 1:15 pm

I believe you ment “touched bottom.”

karalan
karalan
December 1, 2017 9:43 am

Crucifying every male for any reason. The feminist agenda comes full circle. Where do we go next? Matriarchy, the death of civilization.

Anon
Anon
December 1, 2017 10:57 am

Paybacks a m*****f***er.
Mr. Rogers, unlike Mr. Keilor, probably never aired his political views.
Rest assured, any compromised liberal that had a file, and mocked the Prez, is gonna get a knock down.
Subtly, slowly and without being seen as the cause I’m guessing the surveillance state is finally getting on the field.
While Mr. Keilors offenses might be slight, some of the Board of Directors at MPR might be in a bit more trouble. Getting them to resign wouldn’t produce the desired effect though. Forcing them to take out a beloved progressive icon for a shameful reason though, now that’s the twist of the knife that would make Machiavelli proud.

unit472/
unit472/
December 1, 2017 11:15 am

There certainly is a lot of smoke coming out of National Predator Radio. NPR seems to take the position that the accusers can remain anonymous but if their investigation shows the offense occurred the culprit is fired.

Keillor always seem creepy to me. His ‘real’ offense may not have involved ‘touching’ but something else. Peeping perhaps.

kokoda - AZEK (Deck Boards) doesn't stand behind its product
kokoda - AZEK (Deck Boards) doesn't stand behind its product
December 1, 2017 11:22 am

Keillor may be innocent but I don’t care a whit.
Tough Shit.
Hey Asshole, you worked for NPR, the radio version of CNN.

If you were such a wonderful person with a halo over your head, you would have quit NPR and worked elsewhere.

Tommy
Tommy
December 1, 2017 12:32 pm

…..what to do with our Mr. Kunstler…….I stopped cold at “This may amaze some of you, but to me Keilor deserves to be ranked with Mark Twain as a literary icon.”

Ah-hem……the FUCK he does!

I hope Keillor enjoys the sad, sick state of affairs he helped create as Iska mentions above. He rolled in that shit and lapped it up and is now surprised when the shit sticks to him. I still can’t get the Mark Twain thing outta my head. I guess big surprise from a guy who trashes Trump – and there’s plenty to trash, but admits he voted for obama……twice. What.A.Dick.

Grog
Grog
  Tommy
December 1, 2017 1:25 pm

Everything is changing in America. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Mustang
Mustang
December 1, 2017 1:00 pm

Listen up men! Women are toxic to a man’s health and wealth. Avoid them if at all possible. MGTOW-Breaking the power of the pussy!!!

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Mustang
December 1, 2017 2:19 pm

‘Stang,

El Doggy had a small segment. He said that Hispanic men, Mexican nationals really, had to get over the flirting and wolf-whistling at ass. He said, you tell your buddy, look look look at that ass, take a picture, dude. Gentlemen, this is no way to behave. I like to look at ass but I don’t turn around in the hallway or anywhere to admire a nice ass. I look at what’s in front of me, I don’t make a big show of my admiration. You also don’t accept an offer of free sex from a co-worker and it’s almost not a good idea to pick up a girl in the bar, I’ve done that, too. But it’s not a good idea anymore, she could claim she was drunk and your ass is out of a job. Or you’ll be deported. We have to stop this going crazy over ass.

Tommy
Tommy
  Mustang
December 1, 2017 3:29 pm

If women didn’t have pussies, we’d hunt them.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
December 1, 2017 1:52 pm

I thought pretty much the same thing when I saw the Garrison Keilor headline on Drudge.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
December 1, 2017 2:11 pm

Slap a juicy ass, go to jail.
Then they wonder why nobody calls.
Put on a fucking burka, bitches.
It’s not that we’re afraid of being aroused, we just don’t want to have our dick cut off when we do get aroused.

MadMike
MadMike
December 1, 2017 2:12 pm

48 years of hard work, making Minnesota Public Radio a well known brand, with thousands of wonderful stories, and they boot his ass over BS.
What happened to “at this point what difference does it make”?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
December 1, 2017 2:21 pm

I touched a girl inappropriately back in junior high. I squeezed her falsies.
That was back in ’66. Wonder if they could get me now?

Vodka
Vodka
December 1, 2017 3:37 pm

Agreed that it’s delicious schadenfreude to see this Lefty get kicked to the curb by the people he helped create, but he was a man with serious talent. No, not anything near Twain (laughable that such a comparison would even be made), but his prose were top-notch for our time.

He once penned a piece giving aspiring writers the advice that they should avoid the financial rip-off of an MFA degree and just “write”. I respect him for that. OTOH, his schtick got old and he became ‘expendable’. Happens to many in the biz. He shouldn’t be surprised.

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 1, 2017 11:41 pm

*NEWSFLASH* Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas.

jamesthedeplorablewanderer
jamesthedeplorablewanderer
December 2, 2017 12:31 am

Garrison could spin a good story, it’s a sad comment on our society that it’s pretty rare in “entertainment”. Southerners seem to be born with the ability: listen to Jerry Clower, Justin Wilson, Jim Nabors (in his prime) and you will be amazed with the incredible stories that just flow like the rivers, insane details that draw vivid pictures and almost always CLEAN.
Whether or not Garrison deserved what he got is almost immaterial, until I remember his digs at conservative values and ideas. He was a liberal to the bone, and I quit listening to PHC when he started getting really in-your-face about it. I hope his savings last two years shorter than he does, so he can see what his politics do to old people across America every day.

Oilman2
Oilman2
December 2, 2017 7:42 pm

As a very southern man, both Kuntler and Keilor can kiss my ass. Even referencing Mark Twain in the same vein is an indication of just how useless and dead most of the folks in radio and TV really are. Prairie Home Companion was such a total piece of milquetoast that the mere sound of that guys voice made me run. Kuntler hasn’t had a new idea in decades – toss ’em both.