From Robert Gore Enterprises
Get In On the Next Big Thing In Cryptocurrencies! Straight Line Logic Announces the Bobcoin! Order Today!
It’s never too late to join the most stupendous trend of a generation, still in its infancy. Straight Line Logic announces the issuance of the Bobcoin, a Cryptocurrency that will use Blockchain Technology! Yes, that’s right, a Cryptocurrency that will use Blockchain Technology!
Here’s a chance for you to exchange all your legacy moneys, currencies, and debt instruments—precious metals, credit cards, debit cards, money orders, checks, traveler’s checks, cashiers’ checks, second mortgages, euros, pounds, yen, yuan, rubles or good old fashioned Federal Reserve notes—for the exciting, innovative, liberating Cryptocurrency of the future, the Bobcoin. Count on it, the Bobcoin will be the next Cryptocurrency they’re talking about at cocktail parties and bongathons.
Space on the Straight Line Logic server is limited. We’ll only be able to issue 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Bobcoins before we run out. The pace of issuance is controlled by an algorithm written by a group of bright eighth graders in Mrs. Mendies’ math class at Baltimore’s Ivar Kreuger Middle School. Act now! The initial price of $1000 per Bobcoin can only be held open for a short time. Our astrologers project that once these treasures are free to trade in the Cryptocurrency market, they’ll rocket to $100,000, a 9,900 % return. Not bad for the first half-hour!
And don’t forget, Bobcoins are a Cryptocurrency that uses Blockchain Technology!
Yes, I want to get fabulously wealthy by owning a computer entry!
Name:
Home address:
Email Addres:
Asylum address:
Credit card number (Straight Line Logic encrypts nothing and has no security policy):
IQ:
Act today and we’ll discount your first Bobcoin to $999!
You sir, are a funny man.
It was Aristotle who said:
“Wit is educated insolence.”
Thanks. How many Bobcoins should I put you down for?
Man, I’ve dealt with Mormon vacuum salesmen less pushy.
OK. Fine. I’ll buy some as soon as I get my money back from that Nigerian prince. I was hoping to be paid back by Maggie’s birthday.
You got money tied up with that Nigerian prince too?
I forgot to post my birthday picture, didn’t I? Well, I look fabulous, having kept up with the walking and good dietary routine over the holidays. Today, I start the eye drop regimen to have a cataract removed next Wednesday. I am both nervous and excited… It has been a few years since I’ve been “under” for any surgery and I didn’t want to do it again, but this is really a very small procedure compared to brain surgery or the kind of eye surgery I had before… where they literally moved my eyeball to snip at the muscle behind. I am an adult hydrocephalic who refuses to acknowledge there’s anything debilitating about it. I’ve been told I’m probably eligible for disability (SSI is it?) due to the condition and subsequent surgeries it caused/led to, but apparently just about anyone is eligible for disability now that working for a living has gone out of style.
By the way, I like the little essay on Cryptocurrency here. I just haven’t quite decided how to react to the Blockchain. The situation reminds me of when my son tried to explain the way the Line Rider software worked and why he liked messing around with it. He felt it was a better way to appreciate and “play” with music.
Can I trade some ocean front property in Arizona that I have for 1000?
Sure, I love ocean front property. You meet lots of hot chicks on beaches. Being in Arizona, some of might even be my age.
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If you set the introductory price at $5 for the Bobcoin, you might be surprised how many suckers are out there. You might make $100k in the first week. Just be sure to mail out a wooden nickel
stamped “Bobcoin” to each ‘investor’, then close up shop.
A fun read.
Yeah, you could chip your Bobcoins off the Wooden Block Chain…
Dear Bob,
That was funny…and contains truth.
There is time allotted each day to “checking” the news…or what has
been added to radio/youtube memes. Some longtime, respected $$
people have had a complete reversal of their prior theories. Some
formerly pleasant and seemingly intelligent advisors have become
nasty and rude to their former peers. Name calling and dogmatic.
Why and what about?…crypto currencies. Some claim to have divested
all PM to go all in on cryptos. These boys go on about secure wallets,
and excellent encryption, and the mining (computer power) of cryptos.
It gets fuzzy then, “very complicated” and make sure you do “your
own research” and reporting on various business ventures that “accept
cryptos now.” Sounds like BS to me. Ponzi stuff. Electricity.
Happy New Year! Do you have book in the works? Recommendation:
Doug Casey and another man have come out with 2 books in a series
of 7. Remarkably entertaining!! He has kindle versions on Amazon.
Suzanna
Suzanna,
I’m glad you liked the article. It was one of those spur of the moment inspirations as I was pondering why anybody would pay $15K for a computer entry.
Yes, I have a book in the works, but I don’t get near enough time to work on it. This entrepreneurial lifestyle takes up a lot of time and isn’t always that remunerative, so buy some Bobcoins from me. I’ve heard Casey’s books are pretty good; I’ll add them to the list.
Happy New Year to you and yours.
Bob
Horses were the main form of transportation, other than walking, for some thousands of years. When automobiles came out, they were for the rich only and were ridiculed by many and ignored by others. Horses were integral to the economy and to life itself. The “horse culture” became the car culture in the blink of an eye simply because there was vast amounts of horseshit spread out over the streets.
These days the horseshit, the dollar, is extolled as excellent while its replacement is ridiculed. Who is the greater fool do you think, the guy who buys something that is going up and looks to be changing the world, or the guy who sits back and watches as his own “money” gets trashed by the same old gang that has been screwing him and his progeny for his entire life?
One of the nice things about humor is that you don’t have to take it too seriously.
You know, I think I’m detecting a hint of sarcasm here.
So anyways. Are you selling shares in the company? Is it public? What’s the scoop???
I certainly am. Have your people call my people.
Good one, Bob.
I would buy some but I’m working on M-Coins. I think that has a better ring than Bobcoins. When you buy them you will hear cha-ching!
I’ll offer you 10,000 NOTCOINS for 1,000 of your Bobcoins. You of course are getting the better deal, but when my team of aut-bots starts churning out the algo’s we both will be rich beyond our wildest dreams!
I can hardly wait!
Don’t laugh. Funny can make you a billionaire:
A cryptocurrency created as a parody is now worth more than $1 billion
Dogecoin, a cryptocurrency created as a parody after a popular internet meme, now has a market cap of more than $1.1 billion
The rise of Dogecoin and other bitcoin descendants is due to the fact that they’re perceived as being “cheap” compared to bitcoin or ether, according to Dave Chapman from Octagon Strategy
One of the Dogecoin founders told a cryptocurrency news site that the token’s rise makes him worry about market excess
Saheli Roy Choudhury | @sahelirc
Published 10:07 PM ET Thu, 4 Jan 2018 Updated 21 Hours Ago CNBC.com
A cryptocurrency that was created as a parody and named after an internet meme now has a market value of more than $1 billion.
Data from CoinMarketCap showed dogecoin’s current market value is about $1.17 billion — as of Jan. 5, 2:56 p.m. HK/SIN — and traded at $0.010360 per token.
Dogecoin is an example of an altcoin, which are peer-to-peer digital tokens that descended from bitcoin. The more popular ones include ethereum, which topped $1,000 for the first time on Thursday, and ripple, which saw a staggering 35,000 percent jump in its value last year.
Dogecoin, for its part, was created in 2013 and its mascot is a Japanese shiba inu dog popularized by an internet meme that dates back to 2010. The creators of dogecoin positioned the virtual token as “the internet currency” that can allow users to easily send money online.
There are several ways to get dogecoins: Users can buy them at online exchanges, get tipped in the cryptocurrency and even mine them.
The virtual currency’s meteoric rise in recent months has the project’s creator expressing concern about market excess. Jackson Palmer, the founder of dogecoin who left the team in 2015, told cryptocurrency news site CoinDesk that it was telling that the token saw such a sharp jump in price even when the project hadn’t released a software update in over 2 years.
The total value of cryptocurrencies is over $750 billion, according to CoinMarketCap, and bitcoin dominates nearly 40 percent of that market.
“The most significant contributing cause for altcoins to rise so parabolically is owing to the perception of ‘cheap’ coins,” Dave Chapman, managing director at Hong Kong-based commodities and digital assets trading house Octagon Strategy, told CNBC.
“The two most well known cryptocurrencies (i.e. bitcoin and ethereum) are considered too expensive for most new entrants. Despite being able to purchase a fraction of each, there is a real psychological barrier around owning something in its entirety,” Chapman added.
A buyer, he explained, would feel better knowing they own 2,000 ripple tokens, which would cost a little over $6,000, rather than owning less than half of a bitcoin at the same price.
Chapman also said there is a mindset among new investors than they have missed the “upside opportunity with cryptocurrencies that have already demonstrated incredible returns.”
I’ve had two shiba inus. They’re great dogs. Perhaps I should load up on dogecoins.
Thank you Robert, I finally have a coin named after me. I just hope it’s worth more than I am.
Bob.