An old cowboy walks into a barber shop in Montana for shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.
The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does”.
Anonymous
January 12, 2018 3:45 pm
Shouldn’t terms like “dark sense of humor” be considered racist?
Boat Guy
January 12, 2018 4:10 pm
Wow , I too am finished , considering what passes for sanity and lucidity in the liberal la la land of the American pysch circles . When the doctors claim Trump is unstable for attempting to end importing people that want to kill us and ultimately end as much military intervention around the world as possible and make nice nice with the heavy hitters in the world like China and Russia yep our dark humor is signs of dimentia ????
RiNS
January 12, 2018 4:44 pm
Well that means we be fucked. That defines most here on TBP.
Mary Christine
January 12, 2018 5:58 pm
Well, then, we will all be typing our demented messages to each other in about 20 years.
Zarathustra
January 12, 2018 8:22 pm
Looks like Kurt Vonnegut was right all along:
“Bokononism is based on the concept of foma, which are defined as harmless untruths. A foundation of Bokononism is that the religion, including its texts, is formed entirely of lies; however, one who believes and adheres to these lies will have peace of mind, and perhaps live a good life. The primary tenet of Bokononism is to “Live by the foma that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.'”
PS, and I don’t think it’s a coincidence. Bokon means having sex (or in other words, fucking), in Farsi, the Persian language.
I think you’ve mistaken a Bokon for boinking, from the ancient Tibetan slang “to boink.” Or, used in other forms,” we’re boinked.”
22winmag - The South was Right (and slavery would have ended through legislation not war in the years to come, so don't give me that shit) What happened to places like Rhodesia and safe spaces for white folks? What comes next?
January 12, 2018 11:06 pm
A tabloid diagnosis, a remote diagnosis, and a roadside diagnosis walk into a bar…
You know the rest.
ASIG
January 13, 2018 1:45 am
It’s said that it’s the crazy person that thinks everyone else is crazy. I’ve come to the point where it seems to me the whole rest of the world has gone nuts. Well – yeah – either way – Looks like I’m Screwed.
Gerold
January 14, 2018 10:27 am
I was demented long ago.
The nice thing about being crazy is I don’t have to put up with me; you do.
Me too, knuckles..
But, on that note…
An old cowboy walks into a barber shop in Montana for shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.
The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does”.
Shouldn’t terms like “dark sense of humor” be considered racist?
Wow , I too am finished , considering what passes for sanity and lucidity in the liberal la la land of the American pysch circles . When the doctors claim Trump is unstable for attempting to end importing people that want to kill us and ultimately end as much military intervention around the world as possible and make nice nice with the heavy hitters in the world like China and Russia yep our dark humor is signs of dimentia ????
Well that means we be fucked. That defines most here on TBP.
Well, then, we will all be typing our demented messages to each other in about 20 years.
Looks like Kurt Vonnegut was right all along:
“Bokononism is based on the concept of foma, which are defined as harmless untruths. A foundation of Bokononism is that the religion, including its texts, is formed entirely of lies; however, one who believes and adheres to these lies will have peace of mind, and perhaps live a good life. The primary tenet of Bokononism is to “Live by the foma that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.'”
PS, and I don’t think it’s a coincidence. Bokon means having sex (or in other words, fucking), in Farsi, the Persian language.
I think you’ve mistaken a Bokon for boinking, from the ancient Tibetan slang “to boink.” Or, used in other forms,” we’re boinked.”
A tabloid diagnosis, a remote diagnosis, and a roadside diagnosis walk into a bar…
You know the rest.
It’s said that it’s the crazy person that thinks everyone else is crazy. I’ve come to the point where it seems to me the whole rest of the world has gone nuts. Well – yeah – either way – Looks like I’m Screwed.
I was demented long ago.
The nice thing about being crazy is I don’t have to put up with me; you do.