The Jeep We Can Buy But Can’t Drive . . .

Guest Post by Eric Peters

I’ve written before about low-cost, simple vehicles the car companies aren’t allowed to sell here because they don’t conform to the various edicts issued by the federal government regarding emissions (defensible, within reason) and saaaaaaaaaaaaaafety (indefensible, period – as the government has no legitimate basis dictating to such a thing to supposedly “free” adults).

Well, here’s one you can at least buy – and it’s legal to own it, too. No government SWAT teams will descend for having one in the garage.

It’s the $15,540 Mahindra Roxor.

It’s basically a rebooted ‘70s-era Jeep CJ, which  means it’s a rugged, simple 4×4. It features heavy duty body-on-frame construction, with a rugged steel body designed to be easy – and cheap – to repair.

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It even comes standard with a 2.5 liter turbo-diesel engine, paired with a five-speed manual transmission. Reportedly, the thing averages better than 50 miles-per-gallon.

The hitch is you can’t drive it.

Well, not on “public” – that is to say, government roads. It is for off-road use only. Like an ATV, except it’s got everything you’d need to drive in on the road except for a permission slip from Uncle. Which it hasn’t got and never will get because it lacks the EPA and DOT certifications which are the legally necessary prerequisites for getting a registration slip and license plates.

But this gives us a window into the Cost of Uncle.

The Roxor’s closest analog in an Uncle-approved vehicle is the current Jeep Wrangler – which is the great-great-grandson of the ‘70s-era Jeep CJ.

A new Wrangler’s base price is $27,495 – difference of just under $12,000. This is an approximation of the cost of Uncle – of his many mandates. It’s true the on-road-legal Jeep has amenities that the Roxor doesn’t, such as air conditioning and power windows and a nice stereo.

But those aren’t the major price padders.

What gets into real money is building a vehicle to be compliant with federal “safety,” emissions and fuel efficiency mandates.

Especially saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafety mandates.

The Roxor hasn’t got air bags – or even a padded dashboard. There is no automated emergency braking (mandatory in new cars beginning with the 2022 model year). Its short (96 inch) wheelbase, 9 inches of ground clearance and top-heavy layout means that if you drive it stupidly – by taking a corner at high speed for instance – it might roll over. Just like the old Jeep CJs would, if you drove them stupidly.

But why is that any of the government’s legitimate business?

Peruse the Constitution, allegedly the law of the land. There does not appear to be a word in the thing about government’s obligation to protect people from the potential consequence of bad decisions, in particular those made by others.

We are supposed to be free to pursue Happiness – or so we were told.

What if it makes us happy to drive a simple, basic vehicle without air bags or a padded dashboard, which doesn’t have a back-up camera or tire pressure monitors and which could – if driven stupidly – end up on its roof? Were did Uncle get the rightful authority to interpose? To pre-emptively deny us our free choice – including the natural right of every free man to take risks, according to his own best judgment?

And to not be bound and chained because of the bad decisions made by other men?

The emissions thing is also a bogey – if reasonableness is the criteria.

Roxor’s diesel engine hasn’t got EPA certification for on-road use. But it is capable of going about 50 percent farther on a gallon of fuel than the EPA-approved gas-burning engine that’s used in the current Wrangler. It would be very interesting to do the math and ascertain whether – on the whole – a diesel engine with slightly higher exhaust emissions ends up emitting less in the way of harmful emissions than a “certified” gas engine that burns about 50 percent more fuel.

One wonders, also, what it would take to make the Roxor’s diesel engine EPA-complaint but leave the saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafety mandates out of the equation.

Even if it took $5,000 in particulate traps and other such to get the diesel engine within spec, the Roxor could still be sold around $20k – which would be around $7k less than the base price of the 2018 Wrangler.

Not that there’s anything wrong with the Wrangler . . . if you want the six air bags, the padded dash – and all the rest of it.

Not everyone does.

This includes the Wrangler’s forbidding – unapproachable – repair and maintenance costs, all of which will generally have to be performed by a $100-per-hour “technician” with the essential (and unaffordable) diagnostic equipment and specialized tools needed to service an Uncle-approved vehicle.

The Roxor’s guts, on the other hand, are field-serviceable by almost anyone who can turn a wrench – which (plus a decent socket set) are all you need to service this thing yourself.

Too bad we’re not allowed to drive it.

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rhs jr
rhs jr
March 30, 2018 4:09 pm

I remember the Henry J, English Ford, Metro, MG Midget, Triumph Spitfire, Sunbeam, the first Toyotas, Fiats, etc…some great cars but I bet none of them would be legal to import and drive today thanks to the Economic Trade Oligarchs .

Oilman2
Oilman2
March 30, 2018 4:27 pm

BULLSHIT!!!

AC
AC
March 30, 2018 4:28 pm

$15,540? Um. Shit, I think I may need to take a close look at these.

It’s about as much as the Polaris vehicles, and probably less delicate.

They have a web site, but my shitty ISP won’t resolve it.

The All-New ROXOR By Mahindra

I misspelled it. Link works now.

Martin brundlefly
Martin brundlefly
  AC
March 30, 2018 5:39 pm

Less delicate than polaris vehicles? Are you kidding? We beat those polaris utvs hard and only break shit if we roll them, get too deep in the wet, or cut a tire. You can get many of them street legal by changing out the tires, adding lights, wipers and a horn. And a DOT windshield which obscures your view. You could squeak one of those jeepy things onto the road in a couple different ways. I have a street legalish polaris ranger. Legal tires go on and off. Plated. Insured.

Oilman2
Oilman2
March 30, 2018 4:31 pm

Quit sitting on your asses and bitching about government.

Just go buy what you want and put the engine you want in it. Paint it and do the interior the way you want. Screw on some fancy shoes and a killer stereo and drive it. You will still pay much less than buying a new car.

Peters, you are a whiny bitch – myself and many others pursue our happiness IN SPITE OF our idiot government.

Give people some SOLUTIONS to the crazy, not just whining about how big and mean Daddy and Nanny government are.

warren
warren
  Oilman2
March 30, 2018 10:30 pm

Or buy an old CJ7 dash board with its VIN, from a junk yard, put it in the Roxar and re title it. The vin is like a lower receiver, everything else is just parts

BB
BB
March 30, 2018 4:39 pm

You can still buy a new Toyota Corolla for about 17000 and it’s Street legal.I got 485000+ miles on my Toyota Tacoma I brought in 1998 .Still going strong.Just got to take care of them.

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
  BB
March 30, 2018 5:16 pm

Do you live in a dry climate where no salt is used on the roads during the winter? If you live in a cold snowy place, what did you do keep the Tacoma from rusting out?

Gator
Gator
  BB
March 30, 2018 6:50 pm

A friend of mine has a 96 4 cyl 4runner he bought in 2002 or so, still his daily driver. Last time I talked with him he was at 400k or so. Replaced the clutch once, but same engine and every thing else. Paint looks like shit, but who cares? I think he paid like 8k for it too. Those things just don’t quit. Same with older Jeeps, if you can keep the body in good shape. Those old cast iron 4L inline sixes they used to put in every thing are damn near bullet proof and easy as hell to work on.

warren
warren
March 30, 2018 10:26 pm

I drove a 83 cj7 for 20 years, once my fuel pump died on me, i called a friend on my cell he came picked my up, for 15 bucks i bought a new one, back on the road in half an hour, another time the water pump went, put a new one in an hour, compared to my 1992 Volvo when fuel pump on my Volvo went out it was $500 bucks and in the shop for several days.

Toolrat
Toolrat
March 30, 2018 10:26 pm

86 Ford F250 w/ 6.9 IH turbo diesel. Stone Age simple and bulletproof.

BB
BB
March 31, 2018 5:13 am

Coal ,most of my time has been spent in the South.If I ever buy a new Truck/Car it will be a Toyota.

Hollow Man
Hollow Man
March 31, 2018 8:36 am

And it can’t be tracked electronically I bet.

Anonymous
Anonymous
April 1, 2018 8:14 am

Mahindra? Really! just what I want. A knock off jeep from India. Sarc. BTW Peters Is a whiney little bitch.