What’s the cartoon depiction of a creepy old horny dog?
Marketing rule #1, and it will never change….sex sells. Always has, always will.
Now you’re going to spend the next 45minutes staring at this picture trying to find Mike Wazowski.
I don’t care what pumpkin flavors are being released right now, it’s still bottom biscuit season.
College is back! How do I know this? All the cheap shitty beer is sold out at every store…and what I wouldn’t give to be back drinking said shitty beer.
I feel like this should be the dress code for every guy that does hot yoga.
Me trying to put up with all your bullshit.
Proper stretching is key, don’t wanna pull anything while shopping.
Yo, how pissed is she that each person only gets 1 vote and even that’s debatable if you get a full vote. Seriously though, who likes any President that much? I don’t like my wife or kid that much to plaster them on an RV that I also would not own.
I never thought I’d say this to someone, but I hope that monkey jizzes on your neck.
Not the dinner by moonlight my wife wanted, but the one she’s getting nonetheless.
Shoutout to hygiene, could have found a better spot for it, but progress is made one step at a time.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
Worth a revisit…
https://youtu.be/lFv-Py_S1YU
A black guy and a white guy are in the doctor’s office waiting to get vasectomies. A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the doctor.
A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under the black man’s gown and begins to masturbate him. shocked he asks, “what the hell are you doing?” To which she replies, “We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure.” Not wanting to cause a problem, he relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task.
The white man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn. To his surprise, she takes her top off, drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to give him a blow job.
The black man, surprised too, asks, “Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets a blow job?” The nurse says, “That sir, is the difference between Obama Care and Blue Cross/Blue Shield”.
This joke is racist, reverse the characters pronto. And make that a male nurse, don’t want to piss off the Caitlyn crowd.
A black guy goes to a doctor’s office to get a vasectomy. He shows up in a limo wearing a tuxedo. When it’s his turn, the doctor looks at him and says,” I’ve seen a lot of things, but I’ve never seen a guy coming in all dressed up like that!” And the black guy says, ” Well, if I’m gonna be im-po-tent, I’m gonna look im-po-tent!”
Only a Certified Mangina would wear that pussy shirt! He needs MGTOW really bad!!!
The stretched skirt, if my gps coordinates are correct and with my familiarity with similar blueprints, we are looking into the very site of perdition, a hell-hole, if you will.
That last image is probably a de-lousing.