UPDATE: Surgeons Seeking to Remove Giant Tumor Surprised to Discover it was Actually a 13 Lb Leprechaun
Steve
December 15, 2018 9:57 pm
She keeps dancing. His body is removed for organ donation.
robert h siddell jr
December 15, 2018 11:03 pm
Pattie won the Irish Sweepstakes but she was afraid to tell her husband because he might have a heart attack so she asked their Priest to tell him. When he did, Paddy said I’m giving my half to the church and the Priest dropped dead. …Paddy told Sven that when he died, he wanted him to pour a bottle of Irish Whisky on his grave. Sven asked if i’d be OK if he filtered it through his kidneys first…Paddy and Sven were playing chess in the park and noticed a lot of men were going in and out of a certain house. They both agreed they knew what was going on in there. Then their Priest went in. Paddy said somebody must be sick in there…Paddy told Pattie their phone number must be about the same as the Coast Guard. She asked why. Because so many guys call here asking if the coast is clear.
Q: Where do Irish folks go for vacation?
A: To a different bar!
An Irishman goes into a bar in America and orders three whiskeys. The barman asks: “Would it be better if I put all three shots in one glass?”
The Irishman replies: “No! I have two other brothers back at home, so every time I come into a pub, I order a shot for them both.”
The following week, the Irishman orders just two whiskeys.
The barman asks: “Did something happen to one of your brothers?” “Oh no,” replies the Irishman. “I just decided to quit drinking!”
Same Irish Girl: 5 Years and 7,500 Beers Later
no thanks,
admin frowns upon posting the pics of your girlfriends–
Breaking News: Deeply Offended By Perceived Irish Put-Down, TampaRed Springs Into Action
not fair,it’s a giant tumor,i swear it is–
UPDATE: Surgeons Seeking to Remove Giant Tumor Surprised to Discover it was Actually a 13 Lb Leprechaun
She keeps dancing. His body is removed for organ donation.
Pattie won the Irish Sweepstakes but she was afraid to tell her husband because he might have a heart attack so she asked their Priest to tell him. When he did, Paddy said I’m giving my half to the church and the Priest dropped dead. …Paddy told Sven that when he died, he wanted him to pour a bottle of Irish Whisky on his grave. Sven asked if i’d be OK if he filtered it through his kidneys first…Paddy and Sven were playing chess in the park and noticed a lot of men were going in and out of a certain house. They both agreed they knew what was going on in there. Then their Priest went in. Paddy said somebody must be sick in there…Paddy told Pattie their phone number must be about the same as the Coast Guard. She asked why. Because so many guys call here asking if the coast is clear.
Pattie and Paddy?? Had a few too many Irish whiskys?
I think I know that girl!
Aussie girls will wipe the floor with you too.
What’s worse than a President who won’t re-open the criminal case against his pedo buddy Epstein?
Pedo music playing at a bar full of gag-reflex-free Irish girls.
I’d stand in line for a blow job from her.
Reminds me of an old joke: She sucked my dick so hard I needed a bulldozer to pull the sheets out of my ass.
She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.