By Doug “Uncola” Lynn via TheBurningPlatform.com
Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress, the First Lady of the United States, and my fellow Americans:
It’s been another year since your president has stood before you to, once again, deliver yet another State of the Union address.
Tonight, however, will not be the standard fare. Instead of half-truths and false optimism, I am going to set aside all that in order to say what I believe is true.
Dear citizens, we now stand a crossroads and we must choose. We must choose if we are to move forward and deal with the real problems facing our nation, or to progress as a country of corruption; whether to return to our roots as an honorable republic – a nation of laws, or to continue our decline into lawlessness and the abyss.
Slightly more than two years ago, I was elected by patriotic Americans to make our nation great again. Through the votes of those Americans, we defeated a corrupt globalist puppet who has served at the whim of a global banking elite set on world domination.
Former President Dwight Eisenhower warned of an ever growing military industrial complex and John F. Kennedy identified secret societies operating as a “system which has conscripted vast human and material resources into the building of a tightly knit, highly efficient machine that combines military, diplomatic, intelligence, economic, scientific and political operations” and in ways that were “repugnant in a free and open society”.
There is a quote often attributed to one of our nation’s founders and earliest presidents, Thomas Jefferson, which states:
Banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, banks and corporations will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.
And another quote most commonly attributed to a founding father of international finance, Mayer Amschel Rothschild, who said:
Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws
Now, whether or not these exact quotes were, in fact, said by these men, they still reflect certain truths throughout history.
In our own nation, what began over one century ago, with the establishment of the Federal Reserve in 1913, through the dishonest weights and measures of Fractional Reserve Banking, has decimated the purchasing power of our currency, and through exponentially-grown debt has, indeed, enslaved our nation’s children on the land of our ancestors.
Moreover, by means of banker subsidized wars around the world and a sinister agenda of global conquest through what is known as the Hegelian Dialectic, sovereign nation states are now held hostage by a small but powerful cabal in control of the Bank of International Settlements.
These banking elites are beholden only to themselves as they seek to establish what they have called a New World Order.
Since the assassination of John F. Kennedy and followed by the Nixon Shock that removed America’s currency from the gold standard, thus began the decline of our nation’s manufacturing base, as military engagements were openly, and covertly, executed around the globe.
Furthermore, over the past four decades, our educational system was subverted in order to dumb down our citizenry, and governmental welfare programs were expanded until now, today, the majority of American citizens have been lulled into a contented slumber via phony prosperity, faux money, fake news and an arbitrarily immoral code of political correctness.
Through the financial acquisition and consolidation of the nation’s media outlets and entertainment venues, and via the steady barrage of consistent and hypnotic electronic programming, the globalists have hypnotized a majority of American voters to abandon their vigilance to our founding principles; and our borders.
Affirmation of rights derived from natural law, honesty, morality, self-reliance, equality of opportunity, fiscal responsibility, and limited government has now, through the degrading indoctrination of Cultural Marxism, been subordinated to counterfeit concerns over bathroom rights, skin color, and genitalia.
Before the globalists can destroy America, they must first eradicate our identity. And, this, my fellow Americans, goes to the very heart of our current gridlock in our nation’s capital which has resulted in our longest government shutdown in history.
Can a nation exist without borders? The answer to that question is, of course, “no”; because borders are necessary to geographically separate ideologically disparate countries of separate peoples and from each respective nation’s code of laws, economic system, and currency.
But you see, this is not in the best interest of the global financial elite who desire one world order. If one looks to history they will see how slavery is rooted in economics, and this, dear citizens, is what they, who would be our rulers, desire.
Whether delivered by crony capitalism, communism, collectivism, leftism, socialism, or by any other name, it’s always the same: An elite few who deceive the useful idiots within any population with promises of utopia and equality; yet always resulting in a short-lived wicked paradise for those select few and, invariably, delivered by means of poverty, death, and despair.
I stand before you tonight, not as a politician, but as your president; a former international businessman envisioning a multilateral world of sovereign nations cooperating through fair trade and mutual respect for law and order. I seek to reestablish American liberty, her traditions of innovation and excellence; a beautiful city, shining.
But, my political opponents – those who favor globalism, seek only power and control through centralization, regulations, and unjust laws designed to stifle individual achievement, autonomy, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Today, my fellow Americans, the wall on our southern border is a line in the sand between those who stand with me and those who desire global hegemony. For, you see, out of the chaos of a world in turmoil, the international elite seek to establish order.
One world under them. A world without borders.
Senator Chuck Schumer has recently stated that a wall won’t work while lamenting my proposed $5.7 billion of taxpayer funds. He also called me a liar because I have said Mexico will pay for the wall. So I ask you, my fellow Americans, do you believe Chuck actually cares about your money?
If he did, he would realize that Mexico will pay for the wall by keeping their citizens in their own country instead of on America’s welfare rolls.
Besides, if Senator Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, the Democrats, and their globalist handlers, truly believed a great big, glorious wall on our southern border wouldn’t work, they’d allow me to build it. Then, if it was ineffective, they could use the failure against me in 2020. But that’s not happening. Do you know why? It’s because they all know a wall will work in assuring America’s sovereignty. That’s why.
The Bible’s First book of Kings, in chapter three, tells of two prostitutes who recently birthed children. When one woman’s baby died, she stole the other mother’s child. When the matter was taken up with King Solomon, he instructed the women to cut the sole surviving baby in half. Of course, the child’s real mother spoke up first to prevent that madness. In so doing, Solomon knew it was the real mother who spoke first and who had the child’s best interests at heart.
This story speaks to motives and to honor.
I seek to protect America’s borders in order to secure the future of America’s children. Yet, Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, other Democrats, and their globalist handlers, are willing to sacrifice the United States, and her progeny, for the sake of playing politics and power games.
And what do I mean when I say these politicians are serving their globalist “handlers”? Well, follow the money; and where the money is, there is power.
In the aftermath of September 11, 2001, and the passing of the Patriot Act, the Global Technocrats have ceaselessly constructed an online framework of gatedoors and checkpoints ranging from facial recognition software, social media censorship, and a dystopian panopticon of total surveillance.
Even as whistleblowers like Edward Snowden revealed the violations of American’s Fourth Amendment rights as, over the same period of time, law enforcement agencies were militarized all across this land.
Just as technological breakthroughs in computing and the proliferation of “smart” communication and entertainment devices gave rise to government spying, it was not a very large leap of understanding to see how easy it would be too blackmail and control not only citizens, but government administrators, politicians, officials, and even judges around the globe:
Is it any wonder why border laws are not enforced throughout the wealthy “democratic” nations of the world? Or why U.S. politicians pass legislation against the will of those who voted for them? Or why Chief Justice John Roberts passed the unconstitutional Obamacare mandate by calling it a tax?
Dear citizens, I now fully understand Senator Chuck Schumer’s warning to me in his MSNBC interview on January 3rd, 2017 when he said:
Let me tell you, you take on the intelligence community, they have six ways from Sunday to get back at you.
Today’s modern manifestation of George Orwell’s INGSOC party, led by loyal uniparty U.S. Democrats and Neocon Republicans, have sought to control private lives, consolidate power, and restrict personal freedoms by weaponizing healthcare, welfare, FISA Courts, illegal immigration, anti-gun initiatives, and they’ve even made Vladimir Putin into a modern day incarnation of Orwell’s imaginary and infamous scapegoat, Emmanuel Goldstein.
Today, the same people who have accused me of being homophobic, zenophobic, and islamophobic – have embraced a fraudulent special counsel investigation by which they now see imaginary Russians hiding in the shadows of every corner.
From the time I announced my candidacy for President of the United States, I was ridiculed by the political establishment, Hollywood, and the Corporate Mainstream Media. When it appeared that I could win, the U.S. Intelligence Agencies, under President Obama, spied on my campaign and set up members of my team for a grand scheme of entrapment arranged by former CIA Director, and perjurist, John Brennan; even as corrupt high-ranking officials in the FBI, like James Comey, arranged for Hillary Clinton’s crimes to be swept under the political rug.
This phony Russian election hacking narrative then, in turn, provided cover for the Elite Powerbrokers to censor the free internet, allowed Barrack Obama to sign into law a “Countering Disinformation And Propaganda Act”, let former National Security Advisor Susan Rice feloniously unmask officials in my administration, and forced my newly –appointed National Security Advisor, Mike Flynn, to resign; even as my new Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, was intimidated into recusing himself from the Russia investigation.
Sessions’ recusal, of course, led to Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein to appoint his former FBI co-conspirator, Robert Mueller, to investigate me.
Over the last two years of my administration, the Russia investigation has dominated the headlines of media corporations owned by international financial elite, and comprising ninety percent of all news media outlets throughout our nation.
We now know today the phony Russian dossier was fake opposition research paid for by Hillary Clinton’s 2016 Presidential Campaign.
Still, two years later, the investigation continues. And consider what has occurred over the last two years: Every time news stories broke regarding what has become known as Spygate, Crossfire Hurricane, FISA Abuse, Fusion GPS, or the phony Russian Dossier – Mueller and Rosenstein would, in response, indict innocent Russians who would never see the inside of a courtroom, arrest my private attorney, or indict someone else affiliated with me like Carter Page, Paul Manafort, General Flynn, and others.
On February 16, 2018 Mueller and Rosenstein charged thirteen Russian nationals and three Russian groups for meddling in U.S. elections. In that press conference, Rosenstein said the indictment contained NO allegations of collusion by members of my campaign or my administration. Rosenstein also assured the nation there was NO “determination that elections were influenced as a result of Russian activities”.
But, two days later, when conservative radio talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, appeared on Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace, on February 18, 2018, and conflated the Russian Investigation with President Obama’s spying on my campaign, what happened next?
Two days after that, special counsel Mueller charged the son-in-law of a Russian oligarch who was an acquaintance of someone who once did business with someone who once chaired my campaign for a few months.
Innuendo, accusations, headlines and sound bites. Move, countermove. Punch and counter punch.
On April 3rd, 2018 reports of an August 2017 memo surfaced in the media showing illegal collusion between Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein and Special Counsel Robert Mueller. The violation of special counsel law was in Rosenstein’s intentionally vague court filing with no specifics of facts to be investigated. In essence, the memo revealed Rosenstein gave Mueller a blank check to investigate me illegally, and endlessly. At the time, there were those in the media calling for both Rosenstein and Mueller to terminate the investigation.
So what happened next?
Less than a week later, in a manner unprecedented in all of American history, the FBI raided the office and residence a sitting president’s personal attorney.
On June 7th, 2018 a top senate intelligence staffer was charged in a leak case where a New York Times reporter’s records were seized. The very next day, in another vain attempt to add marginal credibility to his floundering quest, Special Counsel Robert Mueller filed a fresh witness tampering indictment against my former campaign chair Paul Manafort and Russian citizen Konstantin Kilimnik.
Innuendo, accusations, headlines and sound bites. Move, countermove. Punch and counter punch.
That same month, after the release of Inspector General Michael Horowitz’s report on Hillary Clinton’s e-mail investigation, five FBI officials were revealed to have colluded against me but none of their illicit actions were said to have been politically motivated. This, even though one of the agents exclaimed “viva le resistance” after my election win. That agent was later hired by special counsel Robert Mueller.
On the same day the Inspector General’s report was released, New York’s attorney general sued the Donald J. Trump Foundation, myself, and others, in order to dissolve the foundation for “persistent illegal conduct” over more than a decade.
Innuendo, accusations, headlines and sound bites. Move, countermove. Punch and counter punch.
Also the very next day after the FBI’s “den of thieves” were revealed in the IG Report, my former Campaign Chair, Paul Manafort, had his house arrest revoked and was sentenced to prison for alleged witness tampering.
Innuendo, accusations, headlines and sound bites. Move, countermove. Punch and counter punch.
And on it goes; even after it was revealed that U.S. Deputy Attorney General, Rod Rosenstein, abused the power of his office by threatening to subpoena the calls and texts of Congress in order to obstruct the Legislative Branch’s constitutionally mandated oversight of the DOJ and FBI.
In July of 2018, in an effort to divert publicity away from the Capitol Hill testimony of disgraced FBI agent Peter Strzok, and to subvert my efforts toward peace with Russia, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein announced the Mueller Investigation’s single indictment of Twelve Russian intelligence officers for alleged election hacking in 2016.
Innuendo, accusations, headlines and sound bites. Move, countermove. Punch and counter punch.
Even though by August of 2018, it had become clear Obama’s former CIA Director John Brennan was the mastermind behind Spygate and many more media outlets were reporting it was Hillary Clinton and U.S. intelligence officials who colluded with Russians and others to entrap me.
Even though a former FBI agent who “is ashamed of what the FBI has become” found it “absolutely preposterous” that Deputy Director Rod Rosenstein was still in his position knowing that he signed off on the final FISA application to spy on me; especially in light of my then Attorney General having to recuse himself from the case.
So I ask you tonight, my fellow Americans: Why is Hillary Clinton’s payment to Fusion GPS not under investigation by Mueller and Rosenstein?
Why has the Federal Bureau of Investigation and Department of Justice downplayed, and even covered-up, Mrs. Clinton’s illegal use of private servers when she was President Obama’s Secretary of State, and the obstruction of justice involved with her illegally deleted e-mails?
Why hasn’t former President Obama, former Secretary State Hillary Clinton, former FBI director Robert Mueller and former attorney general Eric Holder been called into account yet regarding the Uranium One scandal? Why? Especially when it involved the sale of a large percentage of America’s uranium deposits to Russia, the same country for which these same criminals have accused me of collusion.
It is because they believe themselves to be above the law.
These same criminals who created ISIS to destabilize the middle-east and create a mass migration crisis designed to destabilize the western nations of the northern hemisphere. All of these criminals are puppets on strings pulled by those now creating anarchy so as to sift the nations into a New World Order.
The elite bankers have sown seeds of economic chaos, including the subprime mortgage crisis a decade ago, only to be bailed out; which, in effect, transferred their debts onto the backs of the American taxpayers. Debts, I might add, which were incurred as result of these same banker’s malicious malfeasance and greed.
My dear citizens, it is also these same bankers who plan to become the founding fathers of the new and improved centralized and cashless world system.
This is why we’ve seen eight Federal Reserve interest rate hikes since my election in 2016.
The International Financial elite WANT the American economy to collapse. In fact, they NEED it to collapse, because out of chaos comes order.
This also explains why the globalists are now lusting after the guns of law-abiding American citizens.
My fellow Americans, the globalists cannot allow you to defend yourselves against the tyranny of the state. It’s because this would inhibit their plans of establishing their New World Technocracy.
In his 1991 book, “Behold a Pale Horse”, former United States Naval Intelligence Briefing Team member William Cooper warned of a secret initiative by our Central Intelligence Agency. In this sinister plan, described by Cooper near three decades ago, a project called “Orion” was revealed whereby drugs and hypnosis were to be used on mental patients coerced into shooting children in schools. The plan was to inflame the antigun lobby and cause middle class Americans to beg their government “protectors” into obliterating the 2nd Amendment.
– Cooper, Milton William. (1991). “Behold a Pale Horse”, Light Technology Publications, page 225
And, look what’s happened since that time. So many school shootings; and always occurring in similar ways.
First, there is some sort of an active drill, either scheduled or ongoing, and then shots are fired.
Within hours, the murderer is reported to be extremely troubled, if not insane, under psychiatric care and on psychotropic drugs, as several people claim they all “saw it coming”, or, in some instances, saying they are completely surprised that the person they knew could massacre so many.
Next, prophetic postings placed prior on social media by the shooter are revealed. Of course, these are never discovered until it’s too late. Most commonly, an AR-type or similar semi-automatic will have been used with the necessary large-capacity magazines. This is because both semi-automatics and large-capacity magazines are highly coveted targets in the sites of the politicians and globalists hiding behind their own armed security on Capitol Hill and at the United Nations.
And finally, we all know what happens next: The political establishment types like Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, and others, all circle like methamphetamine -addled chickens clucking about “doing something” so “it never happens again”.
My fellow Americans, don’t be fooled. This has happened according to plan and right on schedule.
In the aftermath of the Sandyhook shooting in Newtown, Connecticut, President Obama issued 23 executive actions and proposed 19 legislative actions. After the Virginia Tech shooting new rules were passed that allowed the Social Security Administration to provide information to the gun background check system of people with “mental disabilities”. After Vegas and Parkland, it was bump-stocks.
Do you see a pattern?
But even more sinister is how the captive media will use these types of crisis events to change the national conversation away from the Democratic Party embarrassments that perform poorly in focus group polling and in the media.
For example, immediately prior to the midterm elections last fall, Brett Kavanuagh’s Supreme Court nomination process revealed the Democrats as lying rats and fools. That was when the captive media quickly switched channels to show the slow-motion Latin American invasion. But when that backfired as well, what happened next? An anti-semitic white nationalist shot up a synagogue in Pittsburgh and a Republican, with “Make America Great Again” stickers on his white van, was arrested for mailing explosive devices to my most prominent political opponents.
REALLY, people? REALLY?
Well, my point is that many Americans today are very gullible. And predictable too. Or at least the loony liberals who swallow ersatz pretense more vigorously than starving vegans ingurgitating Tofurky on Thanksgiving.
So what happened next? Of course, the Democrats won the House and here we are now with the longest government shutdown in American history.
Certainly, these insane loons would have had much more difficulty winning if not for the never-ending propaganda spewed forth by the captive media, the bias of Google searches, and the censorship of social media platforms.
But you see, my dear Americans, it’s no different than the way the Russian election-hacking lies have been propagandized over the real collusion of Spygate, Crossfire Hurricane, and FISA abuse. The captive crony capitalist corporations ceaselessly shill their divisive deception around the world twice while the truth ties its shoes and gets slandered as fake news.
But in spite of all that, I am still here representing those who voted for me; and, even, those who didn’t vote for me.
This is why on Saturday, January 19, 2019 I announced my BRIDGE Act which included two offers to the Democrats in exchange for the $5.7 billion in funds for a border wall. First, I proposed an extension of DACA protections for Dreamers, who were brought to the U.S. illegally as children, and, secondly, I offered to extend the legal status of Temporary Protected Status holders.
Dear citizens, as you know, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has said this was not a good faith effort on my part.
So, in turn, I ask you, my fellow Americans: What are they offering? What have they brought to the negotiation table in good faith?
Nothing. Only more of the same.
As I stand before you now, in this majestic chamber, speaking on your behalf, addressing your concerns, your hopes, and your dreams – know that your nation is at a crossroads.
Since becoming your president, we’ve rapidly and radically changed the federal judiciary including two, soon to be three, new Supreme Court justices. We’ve passed tax reform, repealed the individual mandate, and made progress in deregulation in spite of congressional gridlock. We’ve cut government waste, defeated ISIS, and withdrew from the horrible and unfair Paris Climate Accord.
Over the last year alone, in 2018, we’ve replaced NAFTA with the U.S.-Mexico-Canada Trade Deal, ended Obama’s terrible Iran Nuclear agreement, confronted China, increased minority jobs, raised middle class wages, and achieved record oil production.
I have gone forward with a courageous vision and an honorable mission: To make America great again for all Americans.
With the help of those in the United States Senate, we’ve appointed judges who’ll interpret the Constitution as it was written, and we’ve added more circuit court judges than anyone believed possible.
I’ve defended our Second Amendment and have acted to protect religious liberties.
I’ve made real efforts toward immigration reform – towards ending chain migration and the visa lottery. And, now, I’m standing strong against the globalist powerbrokers who seek to deny patriotic Americans their wall; a more-than-symbolic line in the sand against southern invaders seeking to make the Democratic Party, and also Islam, great again.
Yes, ranchers have found Islamic prayer rugs on our southern border. This means while TSA agents are fondling your children at airport security gates, men with backpacks are entering this country unchecked, at the invitation of Democratic Party leaders like Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi.
We need a wall on our southern border and, yes, it is a matter of national security.
So, my fellow Americans, I stand here, on your behalf, against those escaping their own shithole countries, in order to turn America into a shithole country like the ones they just left behind.
I stand against a Mainstream Media spewing enough shameless propaganda to cause George Orwell to blush in his grave.
I stand against Democrats and Neocon Republicans, alike, who daily lick the boots of their elite globalist masters while governing against the will of liberty-loving Americans.
I stand against those who are coming for your guns.
I stand against those who would kill your children, as well as other children around the world, in order to consign America to the ash heap of history; and for no other reasons than to satisfy their insatiable greed and lust for power.
I stand for the peace and harmony of the world’s sovereign nations.
Winning will not be easy. On the contrary, it will be hard. Very hard.
To be sure, it will soon become even more difficult because it’s always darkest before the dawn.
Let the sunlight shine into the dark. Right now, in this very moment, I am authorizing the release to the general public, all FBI and DoJ documentation having to do with the Russian investigation.
Let all of those on earth see how the bankers nearly stole the world.
My Fellow Americans: It’s not over. We’re just getting started.
Be assured the globalists will crash America’s economy prior to the next presidential election in 2020. They will blame my trade policies and tax reforms. But it will be the result of Fed tightening. It’s always the Fed. It’s always the bankers.
America will never be defined by the greed of international financiers, corporate oligarchs, servile politicians, or a slavish media.
You know who you are. Stay proud. Stay in the fight.
We will not lose.
By God almighty, we will not fail.
Thank you, and God bless America.
I truly hope this gets wide publication, shared widely enough to capture the imagination of those willing to believe in miracles.
As some one, or another, said to no one, in particular, on another venue, I am proud to have known you back when, before you decided to try to make a difference.
Edit: If it is worth any thing to any one, we all will face our own limitations and either accept them or challenge the liminality of the current paradigm.
Greetings and salutations.
btw…The beauty of using a recently acquired word with enough ambiguity to slip into any high-minded sentence is that it doesn’t even have to make sense. Liminality is a word describing a theoretical concept. It is not a real doorway.
By the way, I shared this with a dozen hillbilly friends but did not pay the toll.
Send not to know for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee
I and America want the following, this years SOTU address in 2020 should be held in the Senate, NO Democrat House Members invited, every one else yes, and NO CNN employees invited
Theory? Or fact of life. Sure many say Marxism is theory until it physically affects your life. “The liminality(Arnold van Gennep)stage is the intermediary one. One in which the initiate is on the threshold between his old or new status as of yet unknown”. This reference not only refers to religion but growth in general. Meaning a pause before a doorway.
Well, I crossed the liminality and became dd no more for reasons you either get or never will.
This was indeed a well-composed musing of yours and brought out some wonderful thoughts and discussion.
And now, ideas are flourishing in and around the platform, while Sounds of Silence continue in mass man’s brain along with all of the white noise and whitewashing going on. (Are we allowed to mention Tom Sawyer or is the author of his antics with that scallion Huck forbidden as well?)
I guess, if I were the editing type, which I AM NO MORE, I would hope to remind everyone that great things can be seen when you are willing to look at things from another perspective. Sometimes, that means crossing the threshhold to get a different view.
I would love to be a fly on the wall in New Hampshire in July where the amazing plans for a Truth Revolution were born in the great minds brought together by the determination to stand and not be moved of Jim Quinn, founder and originator of TBP, the little blog that could. Tom’s author and creator might say others wish they could have a flyswatter in hand to swat any flies on the wall in New Hampshire (perhaps hsf could sell souvenier flyswatters?), but any flies east of the Mississippi in July will probably not be me, so swat away!
I had so hoped to see our president do something along the line of this open and honest list of talking points. Well, not really so hoped. I had a glimmer, but that evil congresscritter witch killed the light.
Regarding DD No More… Eventually, perhaps I’ll become DNM, like BL managed to do over the course of a year or so. Or maybe Dee. Or maybe I’ll get into a snitfit with another clique of stms here and do another tour in lala land, where I appear to have season tickets for life.
Thanks for the link, btw. I’d been meaning to come back and copy this to my clean computer.
This was the State of the Union speech heard round TBP.
Don’t just hope that “others” will disseminate it…share it man! The existence of your republic lies in the balance. Print it, forward it, shout it. “Hope?”, that was obama’s bs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2XLHyUWT94
Why down-thumbs God Bless America?
Because their stupid ! and they’re probably not American !!!
commies duh
A true masterpiece and a fitting epitaph. I would love to see Trump read this or a similar tome for his SOTUA. However, I also know that it would be the last thing Trump would ever read in public. He would be dead on the next few days. He would most likely die by one of the the very techniques described herein. Just look at what happened to JFK when he tried to take back printing money from the Federal Reserve….the Revolution will not be televised.
Watching a newsclip forced upon me by my husband and see the charade continues, with people in dire straits without a paddle in sight.
The President must break the backs of the federal employees union and the other parasitical unions affiliated with government spending. Having sat through union negotiations and seen the big fat pigs at the trough from the national level involved with strike negotiations ongoing (another big “pretend” I was involved in making as the union steward who could!), I will just say that the laws which brought unions into power have broken down completely. The unions are the enemy of the people and the enemy of freedom.
Apparently, there is a need for food at food banks. They should start raising rabbits. Seriously. Read Watership Down.
Then I ate a giant marshmallow.
When I awoke my pillow was gone.
You are going to need bran.
And lots of mineral oil. (Oh say it isn’t so!)
http://nedroid.com/2010/04/giant-marshmallow/
I dreamt Big Bird was president
When I awoke it was Oscar the Grouch
And he had chewed his arm off and snuck out of my army cot. Some folks don’t understand a damn thing about Coyote Ugly and irony.
We stand at the precipice……
In my life, I’ve never seen a SOTU address that has within itself, the ability to send the country into an awakening , or if the democrat rebuttal is followed, the completion of the train wreck that started one hundred years ago.
Many thanks Uncola for writing what many of us hope in our hearts, will be the unmasking of the beasts.
But alas, I fear it may be too late, as the president will have to unravel a mess that was started many years before he was born. I don’t comment on financial topics but in this case, I can do so, because it is from the little guys perspective.
When I took my first job as a kid, I remember getting that check and running to the bank to cash it and taking all that hard earned money I earned to spend as I wished. Today, direct deposit means I am trusting the bank now to “show me the money,” when I ask for it. With each step of receiving cash for services, to getting a check to direct deposit, the distance increases between me and my wages.
And now bitcoin, where I considered investing in, until I found out how easy it is to purchase and how hard it was to withdraw my money from that system. A little red flag went off in my head, warning me that maybe bitcoin was an even greater step at separating me from my wages. And so I dropped the idea of owning bitcoin, then realized that maybe some day soon, bitcoin will be the only option and the final step the globalists will need to accomplish, to make my money their money that they may graciously allow me to spend, if they feel I have fully submitted to their agenda.
I hope Trump can turn the tide, but it may already be too late.
A speech like this one is what it would take. I called it satire because, sadly, as I was putting it together I began to see more clearly that Trump is very likely a ruse. A diversion. A potential psyop like Q-anon utilized to bleed the remaining air from the brake lines before the big stop.
Remember, after the election, Trump said the Clintons were nice people. The documents remain under seal. Snowden and Assange remain refugees at large. And the Awan brothers recently received gentle slaps on the wrist.
So, before anyone gets their hopes up, I would ask them now, and in the days leading up to Trump’s actual State of the Union address:
Who has the momentum?
Who has the power?
“Trump is a ruse..”
My thoughts exactly. I’m putting together a few things that bear this out. Or at least will start to connect a bunch of dots.
Unfortunately I will be gone all week. Since I don’t want it to look like it’s been hurriedly put together, it will have to wait until next week.
Nice dream, though.
Yup, mama always said “When something seems too good to be true, it probably is. I scrolled back up because of who wrote it, and missed the word satire. (SIGH). I have been saying ruse all along. The DON has continuously said things like he already knows the plan. He turncoated us with his opinion on RED FLAG LAW! He made like WWI wasn’t very big in ARMISTICE DAY SPEECH. He has stated “he wouldn’t be here for economic collapse. People that believe in rights, religion, and Constitutional government separated away from the left. Predictive programming of Simpson’s and other cartoons are very eerily accurate. The Simpson’s showed him as President in a casket. You know how we fall for movies. (Remember 911). He is basically throwing a few crumbs, but ramping up police state Republican style. NDAA got teeth! We never did hear what happened to DAPL protesters after he took office.
If Trump were real, he’d be dead by now.
Perhaps we were separated at birth?
You FUCKING NAILED IT!
I’ll save you some time.
http://mileswmathis.com/trump.pdf
Don’t forget, also the “chemtrails ” and the man made killer weather continues on his watch!
Everything continues under his watch- with a lot of talk and a few concessions and breadcrumbs thrown in.
Very nice essay, sir.
Terrific summation.
Sharing it plentifully.
Not a ruse.
A Trojan Horse full of dynamite that will permanently blow up the Republican party and lay the red carpet for the Demoncrat who takes the election in 2020.
.22..
Isn’t that the same as a ruse or a trick.
Meant to say not a simple/garden variety ruse.
You believe in a 2 party system? What are you? 5?
I don’t see how any intelligent and informed person could come to any other conclusion than Trump is a ruse to bleed the brakes.
If anyone can deliver a speech along the lines of the beauty you’ve proposed, it’s Trump. Never forget his Inaugural speech which was so different from any other I’ve heard I actually cheered.
And don’t forget the overwhelming, across the board condemnation he received either for speaking the truth.
How’s that old one go, In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Good post Doug. Unfortunately, not one in ten Americans could understand what you wrote and would only hear “bla-bla-bla” from the President if he were to use it for the SOTU address… Chip
Doug, the traigicomedy of your assessment for Q anon and, to a lesser degree, Trump, is probably mostly correct. But consider another perspective, that of a parlor magician, whose purpose is to both put on a good show, enthralling the audience, while also opening their eyes to the alternate(right) realities. And the magician has to deal with (((promoters))) and other (((interlopers/MSM))) while getting his message to resonate/entertain/educate, motivate and wake the masses. Certainly a fine-line tightrope to walk. I do not envy Trump’s situation in the least. I do think he has very level headed counselors close to him advising him as sagely as the developing situations allow. One has to look no further than the fact that 90% (or more) of all stories in the (((MSM))) about Trump are negative. Even longstanding members of the MSM, from back when there was a sembalance of entertainment of opposing views, have stated their astonishment at the overwhelming amount of negative press on Trump. Yet Trump seems to thrive on this environment, having walked this all his real estate and entertainment careers. His fortune and money, for him, is just one way of keeping score. The real power is, as (((Mayer Rothschild))) says, “Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes it’s laws!” The (((Federal Reserve))) has that now, and that is Trump’s ultimate goal, to wrest that away and return it to the people. But (((they))) will not go without a bloody, vicious, and deceitful fight worthy of Satan himself. The fate of the US hangs in the balance. To arms, my fellow countrymen, to arms.
In my view, the negativity would be indicative of Trump as reality OR reality TV. He is either a genuine threat or the puppetmasters are using him (via the MSM) to work the nation up into a lathered frenzy.
If the latter option, he is a mere distraction or much worse – a divining rod flushing out the resistance. Maybe both.
“But alas, I fear it may be too late, as the president will have to unravel a mess that was started many years before he was born.” but not before the Almighty Power existed…pray for our President’s protection and guidance.
Doug I’d consider breaking my ‘no voting’ vow of chastity and vote for you for president.
I’d also volunteer to be a pallbearer at your funeral.
Do you mean vow of celibacy?
Doug
You got my vote. I shall post this tonight, with pleasure.
Wow. Robert’s up early on a fine Sunday morning. Thanks for your vote. ?
Got it early Sunday morning but it didn’t make it up until early Monday morning. Anyway, it’s up. Thanks for a fine article.
Aannnnnnnd the $21 TRILLION missing and unaccounted for-never mind, that’s probably just a small accounting error somewhere on the books. Forgetaboutit.
Nice speech Uncola, errrr Mr. President.
Trump should hire you as his speech writer, Doug. Perfect gig for you. The one downside: the deep state would have your head within the week.
Steve Quayle posted this and said it’s one of the most well thought-out articles he’s ever read.
Let’s all donate what we can to make the Burning Platform’s “KEEP TBP FIGHTING METER” great again!
The Banksters took all my money.
I’ve heard that Steve Quayle is the guy behind the curtain as Q anon.
Source???
Sorry, nothing reliable. Hearsay only on another article I read the other day.
Gotcha..
Interesting nonetheless.
Didn’t he used to have a guy on his radio show called Q? But with no connection to Q-anon?
I’m spreading the rumor.
Great exposition with one glaring omission. We know who the globalists, financial elite or international handlers are, and our failure to directly and consistently name them, by group and individually, makes argumentation against them less effective. We are afraid to name them because they have emplaced a system of shame and punishment for doing so.
Still no names, but it looks like they’re in Davos?
https://www.seattletimes.com/business/facing-populist-assault-global-elites-regroup-in-davos/
Names:
https://www.bloombergquint.com/davos-world-economic-forum-2019/dimon-schwarzman-and-other-davos-a-listers-add-175-billion-in-10-years#gs.osWW8GkH
Thank you. More than half of this list alone are Hebrew.
shhh, the goy don’t know
Fake Jews (Talmudists); the Hebrew people is extinct for 26 centuries – see Britannica
Oh my! I’m offended! You can’t point this out!! You must be anti Semitic! Where’s the ADL? BWAHAHAHAHA
Gee, all the demonic greedy sycophants in one location…what an opportunity to do the world a favor.
No idea who they are.
This comment received an insta-review by breitbart, shocker, I know:
“Is saying the word jew on BB now a bad thing?”
If only Trump had the GUTS to say these things,I’ll bet most of the population would stand with him no matter what Chucky and Nancy did.
I disagree.
I think that most people would fight to their dying breath to avoid having to face the truth…
From the video:
What are you suggesting?
Trump “negociating” with big demo(n)-beasts, Nanzi ans Schloymee.
… who’s jumping first???
The woman in the red dress was written into the program as eye candy, a distraction. Same as the orange hair guy.
Nailed it!
Beautiful! Well done BL
Sadly, I’m in agreement with Steve. Most are not interested in truth.
A great read nonetheless.
wow who is the Chick , better not show Joe Biden or Kamalla Harris this, they will take turns double teaming her on a CNN poern movie
The truth is spoken. Awesome article.
Excellent! Needs to be shared far and wide…
I’ll print it out tomorrow and discreetly place in the break room. Uncola you hit it out of the park again.
I wish this was presented as his speech that someone leaked and everyone thought it was real.
Uncola (or is it 7-7?)
You really hit the nail on the head. I think it’s your best yet, and that’s saying something!
If The Man From Queens were to make this SOTU speech, in public, at the appointed time, verbatim as written; I’m afraid he would get a Zapruder treatment within a week.
Talkin’ bad about those Banksters; the nerve.
Has anyone sent a copy of this to the White House?
Excellent work Uncola!
It should be shared far and wide to bring it to the eyes of the man in the
orange hair, I meant in the yellow hat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEwjq6tC2uU
Yea,
What the hell, plus its going to the 35 in my circle. I’ve had a number of them thank me for opening their eyes on a number of issues we take for granted on TBP.
January 20, 2019
Thank you for contacting the White House. We are carefully reviewing your message.
President Donald J. Trump believes the strength of our country lies in the spirit of the American people and their willingness to stay informed and get involved. President Trump appreciates you taking the time to reach out.
Sincerely,
The Office of Presidential Correspondence
Lol. Someone on Zero Hedge said they were sending it to .gov as well.
So – I just want everyone here to understand for the record:
I’m loving life. Not suicidal in the least. My vehicles are all in good working order, including the brakes. I’m a very experienced, law-abiding, and observant driver. And I’ll swear on everything I hold sacred: I’m aware of absolutely NO child porn on any of my computing devices or in my possession at this time.
Uncola,
Just don’t accept any invitations to any parties in any Brownstones in DC!
If you ever need to disappear for a while I got a hidden underground room on the back acreage, it has its own outhouse.
Solid wordsmith piece, big time reality check – for the Normies.
We don’t need to convince those who have already pulled the curtain back, it’s the wide eyed massive audience living in the cheap seats we need to convince…that all the exists are locked from the outside, the villains have been pumping in gasoline…and Bankster stick matches are getting ready to strike.
I hope your timely wake up call to action gets wide and deep internet play.
It’s our only voice left and it is getting squelched.
That’s what they all said Doug ,UNTIL………….. 🙂
Ah, child porn.
No laws against it until 1986.
30 years later, it’s the go-to bullshit charge to take anyone down and muzzle them.
that’s because CP was a lot harder to distribute before the innernet
How do you know?
Awesome piece!!!!!! I would have concluded by declaring an emergency, a “clear and present danger” and ordered the Corps of Engineers and Navy Construction Battalions to build the wall by the end of March!!
I also hope this gets WIDE distribution. It is the best summation of our situation I have seen. BRAVO!
More like:
……”Through the votes of those Americans, we defeated a corrupt globalist puppet who has served at the whim of a global banking elite set on world domination.”
[Image on broadcast feed coming from House chamber]
WE REGRET THAT WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
WE WILL RETURN TO THE PRESIDENT’S SPEECH MOMENTARILY
And then American Idol would start back up, Dancing with the Stars would get going again, KUWTK would resume, and that would be the last you heard about he SUTU speech from the mainstream media.
And then likely a story the next day of an “accident” aboard Air Force One in which the center fuel tank ruptured mid-flight and exploded, killing all onboard.
Nice fake speech though.
It’s what I was referring to in my last piece. It could be time to turn off the squawk-boxes, put on the blindfolds, and head-on down the river.
But the crazies want us to look. Because, for them, it’s beautiful….
Creepy gifs like this is why I wait to comment on Uncola’s articles until he has at least 200 or so comments because the first 100 are his. You know it’s true Undrea.
Remember, I checked with you on that once and you said my comments count as long as they are pertinent to the conversation.
And, since it was also your contention that “kittens are the least offensive thing here on TBP”, I would just like to add the following for emphasis…
🙂
My list of people with a sense of humor has shrunk to Unc, Bea and Stucky. Everybody else (‘sup, Rinsey?) thinks I’m a fucking hater. Me, of all people. SMH.
Jeebus H. Krist EC, you are the funniest guy on TBP. UNC is a really good sport unlike El Stucko who hardly posts any funny material these days….hint , hint. Stucky has delicate feewings. 🙂
Ms F is not feeling well, that is his main worry at this moment. We’re lucky to hear from him at all.
Sorry to hear that EC, I do miss Stucky’s classic posts whatever the subject matter.
Don’t stick your tongue out unless your going to use it.
Fan-fukin-tastic. Think you got all the dots connected on this one.
Cheerleading for the train wreck again UN? The beer and popcorn crowd will never see the satire label. Satire or “Fractured Fairy Tale”?
And Frankie Roast Beef ran the 5 families out of NYC and everyone lived happily ever after. THE END ….LoL
gimme a break, bea! It is titled “Satirical Dream” and where exactly is the beer and popcorn section on this last train to nowhere?
The tadpole managed to put together a really cohesive pretend speech. I especially appreciate the excellent choice of points as well as the absence of issues better left for another day. That was some deft dodging, doug.
Great job! Would be great if this hapoens!
happens
Let’s torture ourselves with more wishful thinking.
Of course he’s a ruse. He was a sedative to keep conservatives on the Res.
Look at who his friends were and who his kids married. Rothchild Zionist Money Changers to the last. A Leopord can’t change its spots.
Relax man, it’s just a piece of satire.
That being said, spending more than a couple minutes on satire is a waste.
I’ve often wondered if satire is the icing and the reason why it’s satire is the cake?
To me satire is like sitting down in front of a roaring fire after a hard day slowly sipping a dirty martini with three plump olives…when you’re finished you feel a little giddy and edgy at the same time…the sardonic ying and yang.
That depends upon whether the cake or the icing needs refrigeration. If so, too much satire might cause it to ferment, creating old-fashioned fruitcake.
Bingo!!! You win the prize!!!
I got 200?
Trump knows exactly what he is doing. He hires RINOs to sabotage his “supposed” agenda and pretends to be surprised when Priebus,Sessions and Ray don’t perform. Come on man! He’s a Trojan Horse. Doug has him pegged. Doug also just keeps cranking out winners.
How many pages and not an ounce of new information or a new angle on old information.
Just Q anon style wishful thinking.
Sorry Doug. I’m not impressed.
You should be. Doug wrote an inciteful list of grievances without inciting a slurry of “ism” charges. I think he managed to avoid offending almost most of us.
I’m not offended just unimpressed. 2 years ago it would have been ballsy cutting edge journalism. When everyone agrees and no one is offended what use is it.
If it finally redpills the Trump lovers who still believe he’s a patriot being thwarted at every turn like Ron Paul then I’m all for it.
We’ve been played like a violin.
We can’t be saved at this point. Our collapse was baked into the cake 20 years ago at least.
Your reply was pretty good… when everyone agrees and no one if offended, what use is it.
If there is use at all at this late stage of the collapse cake baking, it is in opening a discussion past the elites.
Because it’s satire, snowflakes might even read it and believe I’m painting Trump as a wild-eyed conspiracy nut.
Tricky business.
Did you even notice this little sleeper gem?
“inciteful list of grievances”
Just in case you did but chose to ignore it, I shall beat you about the head and ears with faint but not feigned praise for your ability to allude to a few hot button issues without your viewpoint disclosed, which is really how facts should be presented.
In an insightful manner, with bullet points.
Trojan Trump, but you’re close enough.
Although, I suppose, generic rubbers are the preferred for cheap fuckers?
GO! Uncola!
China Proposes GEI Global Electricity Grid
I have thought to try to write an article for TBP many times..However when I read such finely written and thorough thinking, such as this, I hesitate and withdraw, gladly deferring to better thinking and better expression.. WELL DONE Doug
We try to be careful about giving Uncola a big head. Last time he got one he started telling us what movies he was watching. And, remember, faint praise is better than feigned praise.
Maggie..
Hence my dissent. However, now that someone on ZH narced him out to the White House I’m fully prepared to sing his Posthumous Praises.
The phrase is “damn him with faint praise”.
e.g. Doug has displayed excellent spelling skills in his article.
(idiomatic) To provide praise that is minimal or inconsequential, implying that such praise is the best that could be said. 1735, Alexander Pope, Epistle to Doctor Arbuthnot : Damn with faint praise, assent with civil leer, And without sneering teach the rest to sneer.
Sometimes even a light damnation is better than pretense and flattery. Even Chanticleer got damned by feigned praise, known as flattery.
Faint praise may piss you off but feigned praise is an alarm signal.
no one has commented here. no one comments on my blog. no one raises rabbits and no one eats them. no one has good insights. no one has keen perspectives.
and no one recognizes a good wordsmither like no one.
I had high hopes of creating the 7-Anon club here at tbp with a bunch of caffeine-fueled monkeys dissecting your oddly worded titles about birds, bees and blindfolds, finding clues to solve the ancient mysteries as well as giving tips on lottery numbers and horses. (Uncola says pick number 7 in the seventh.)
I sense the moment has passed, but not without its place in the story.
Right on the money! This is the speech that needs to be given.
And what if this speech is given? Would you believe it if the Donald uttered these words? Or would it be perceived as talking points regurgitates with no genuineness.
With the proliferation of data mining tactics, you don’t think Brand Trump has people or A.I. scouring the internet looking for talking points? Since we freely share our thoughts in public space?
This is exactly why I decided at an early age not to rent my brain out to Corporate America or politics. Uncool shit like that.
I believe it might be better received if he took the points from the Uncola guy, made reference to the 7 Anons on TBP and made his own blunt and honest speech, taking it as far as he can without inciting a race war, but pointing to truths which can not be avoided.
I really think the posted satirical letter carries the right tone to inspire insightful discussion instead of social justice warrior backlash, though that is now automatic regardless of topic; if there is a moral involved, “they” are against it. Most of us realize the war is coming but we hope we manage to keep it to a war of words and angry protests, not an investment of our blood treasure.
So, what if the president took the points and made the speech his own, modifying where it may require modification for political accommodation, which is known as compromise in some circles, blackmail in others. I think it would play well with the people desperate to see some sign their resistance is worth their investment. It is really very, very easy to go on the government dole and for the president to win, he needs to prove his base is intact. Are they? Perhaps a speech like this might make a difference.
In preparation for this even, I suggest the 7 Anons form their little caffeine club (the Uncola never had it and never will but Mountain Dew is loaded) called Mountain Dew and be ready to start dropping clues about futures past and present.
The only thing I hate worse than listening to ignorant Trump jock-supporters, is knowing that these same ignorants will be around long after Trump is gone.
I don’t hate the ignorants, I hate listening to them and hate knowing that they could have turned out to be better people and better Americans (less ignorant) and finally shed the “It’s gonna be different this time.” insanity when it comes to voting and elections.
Yet we are going to have to listen to them carry on how Trump was a “great President” whose agendas were “sabotaged” and undermined by the bad guys. Nothing is more sad and dangerous than dumbfuck nominal conservatives who are too far gone to ever realize what an effective Trojan Horse-nation wrecker this Jewish reality-TV star was.
….and the horse you rode in on.
This is so good! Send it to Trump. Who knows…maybe he will use it. It would be the best speech ever given by a president.
There is a small pimple on the ass of this fine piece of satire.
Unintentional disinformation.
Snowden is a “limited hangout” who still works for the company, just like several other well-known whistleblowers. Genuine whistleblowers tend to either die untimely deaths, go into hiding, or if they’re lucky, just fade away. They don’t become celebrities and continue to leak supposedly sensitive information.
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PS: If the Dems”cave”, THEY WIN BIG. The wall may stop a lot of human cattle from migrating back and forth, but you just know it’s going to ultimately be a corrupt joke, and it certainly won’t stop determined bad actors from entering. $5.7B for all those concessions is a steal… it would be like MANNA FROM HEAVEN FOR THE DEMONCRATS. They can say they fought the good fight but had to “cave” due in part or wholly due to the shutdown.
The “wall charades” are a fucking setup.
.22..
Right on both topics.
Da Dgueze have us in a 4way grift with China, Russia, the U.S. and Jewruselem all playing us.
Your assessment of Snowden is spot on!
As I’ve said before: If Snowden wasn’t part of the Matrix he would not have been visible on the Grid. He was meant to reveal the surveillance state and without him, there would have been no consent.
Metal chains or velvet handcuffs, what’s the difference?
Uncola,
You do have a way with words!
Kudos!
My point being, since Snowden is not real, an informed President would not say that in a SOTU speech or any speech.
I’d have just edited it out completely and replaces it with a paragraph about how he is firing (and recommending for prosecution) his pedo-protecting Secretary of Labor, Alex Acosta, the guy who wrote the illegal and unconscionable “non-prosecution deal” with Jeffrey Epstein.
I think I was the first to read this when it posted so I didn’t want my comment to be up at the top, but your writing in the past year has really become solid. You should be proud of not only the topics you’re selecting- you always getting tons of discussion going- but your style as well.
Way to go.
Thank you, Hardscrabble. Same with your “Invalid 2” piece. I was one of the early readers, but set it aside for a bit and never circled back. It happens. I definitely enjoyed it though.
Hope your convalescence continues to progress swimmingly until you’re back on your feet in no time flat.
set it aside for a bit and never circled back
The beer bitch was Unconvinced by a frantic sounding personal ad – to the girl I met at the bar, I lost your phone number and would really like to get in touch with you…
She said that a chick interprets that to mean she didn’t mean that much or he would not have lost the phone number. Chicks think differently, I hate them; they interpret everything and pass it through a filter that turns LOL into KEK or some bullshit like that.
Only Higgins was able to teach a woman to speak male English. In the end, she had to come back to him because nobody else in the nutty world of women understood what she was saying. I love that movie.
Which reminds me of something else you once wrote:
If only.
wut?
“If only” he said that in real life.
“If only” this were genuine.
Exactly
How about a satire of Trumps next speech in front of AIPAC?
Personally, his 2016 speech was all I ever needed to know about the man and where this election would ultimately lead- more of the same, only worse.
“I speak to you today as lifelong supporter and true friend of *AMERICA*. I’m a newcomer to politics, but not a newcomer to dealing with Jew Banker Gangsters and Wall Street crooks. In 2001 after the attacks…”
Anyone want to finish this? I’m all tuckered out from shoveling snow.
Wut#2?
Look guys, what UN is trying to say is that he wishes El Trump was the real deal, but unfortunately, he is yet another in a long line of fakes put in the oval orafice. Uncola would like for Trump to spill the heavy message of bankters, illusions of choice and freedom etc.to the hopelessly blinded and mind contolled Americans.
Unfortunately, the Grand Golem Cheeto is just another actor and nothing has changed and nothing will change. Time will take care of those who hold out hope.
I like your second paragraph A LOT!
BL..
We know that. We were asking donkey wut he was saying. It didn’t fit with anything around it. . 22 in in his all knowingness assumed he knew what DB was thinking or that we gave a f wut he thought he said.
.22 is smarter than the average bear I guess. I thought “If only” was something everyone would understand. It was a direct response to the article, not anyone else’s comment.
I don’t take much stock in intelligence tests, IQ, and all that crap, but two thing from the military:
I took the ASVAB test on a lark at age 16 to get out school for a day, and 4 years later my score was 16th highest out of 800 men. What shocked and saddened me is that everyone in the military can retake the ASVAB annually- and any increase results in promotion points and better opportunities. A few guys worked hard to improve their scores, but most did not. 16th out of 800 men (including around 100 commissioned officers) and I took it me one half-hearted try, with no preparation, as a high school junior? That should tell you all you need to know about the rocket scientists in combat arms.
At age 18, I passed the Army Defense Language Aptitude Battery with the highest score that recruiting station had seen. Apparently I smoked a 3rd year languages student and several multilingual folks. They begged me for months to join as a translator, but I fucked up and the window closed. Went to work with cannon grunts instead.
That’s it. I said fuck college and fuck renting out my brain to corporate America at a an early age. I actually saw through the student loan-education for profit racket as far back as my senior year of high school (the late 1980s) and wanted no part of it.
Excellent! I would add that we have a corrupt government that best represents the corrupt people. And, this is what we would expect of the generation that sees the end days tribulation right before the final 7 years of that time (the 20s).
You bloke are coming into your own like aging wine. Standards don’t get higher than this. Many cheers
Thought I’d post this…
Seems folks are getting a wee tired of Justine’s Bullshit..
Election this year in Canada…
Expect comedy to ensue…
and boiled rope..
He really does look like he could be Castro’s kid.
Thanks for the vid.
Placing these links here for posterity:
Davos Billionaires Keep Getting Richer
And
Majority of world population support globalism, survey finds
And
Davos Locals Furious As Limos Clog Streets
What a paradox.
There are far more good people in the world than bad people. Yet there are far more ignorant people in the world than smart people. Now throw in hundreds of millions of modern firearms and see what happens.
A wise man once said France and much of Europe would be in flames before things really got serious in the USA.
10 weeks of Paris burning has me concerned. If the yellow vests go down, we’re next.
Doug..
Right along with that was a blurb on ZH about the top billionaires having more than 3.8 billion people.
I wish Trump would also mention:
Benghazi
Seth Rich. Who’s the Clinton associate who committed suicide by shooting himself twice in the back of the head?
Fast and Furious
The IRS is judge, jury, and executioner (Many other government agencies are the same). On the grand scale, there isn’t a justice system anymore, it’s purely legalistic.
No more right to a speedy trial.
Lavoy Finicum’s murder (Mahler Refuge, Ruby Ridge, Waco, etc.) Federal agencies are weaponized
Mark Skidmore’s 21 trillion missing dollars
In the end, it’s a failed government. Like a fiat currency, it toddles along because the majority is too stupid to know the gig is up.
What happens when DJT nationalizes the FED?
There was talk of that in 1963. How did that work out? LBJ got them niggers votin’ democrat for the next 200 years.
Uncola,
Cynical satire, hilarious!
Only thing I might of added somewhere in it was our reality t.v. Prez, El Douche, saying this
I liked what you said, but your article could have been a bit longer, more detailed and more videos and spaces and stuff
Trump’s 2018 speech was around 5,100 words with no photos or videos and spaced about the same as this 4,200 word piece.
So there’s that.
My main question is this: Why can’t you just be more like this guy who commented on this one over at ZH?
“A prophet is not without honor except in his own town, among his relatives and in his own home.”
IDK, maybe it’s because it rankles me that you don’t see Trump is the real deal- he is a flawed man, but real, and I am proud to say he is my President. Maybe you are jaded, I understand that. I will pray that Hod increases your faith, you seem like a nice guy, God bless you sir
Honestly, that is something I think about every day.
And you may not be wrong. That said, however, if you just wait and watch, you’ll see what I mean.
It’s the math.
Keep your eyes on Israel. It’s about to get sporty and it could be an unstated reason why Trump wants U.S troops out of there.
Actually, it’s already started…
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/israel-strikes-iran-military-targets-in-syria-rocket-golan-heights-2019-01-21/
That’s a dream for sure. Now WAKE UP and smell the covfefe. tRump is a billionaire he doesn’t give a flying fuck about the common wage slave. Uncola still holding out hope for the Great Orange actor. Sad but true.
Dio- You have been needed, we are heading into a shitshow driven by El Cheeto and they are too blind to abandon ship. Wishin’ and a hopin’ won’t mean shit soon. I think they are starting to figure out they have been set up for the fall.
No… he’s been coming around and I think I may have turned him permanently.
Team Trump and much the fake outrage at the higher levels is an elaborate psyop to rock the conservative masses into a state of half-sleep as they get ready to lower the final financial boom and prepare to install a menstruating President in 2020.
Trump has divided the country FAR GREATER than of the other viable 2016 candidates could have possibly done. Hillary? That would have mollified and pacified the lefty loonies. Trump is THE GREAT DIVIDER.
Do you mean Ocasio-Cortez? None of the other bitches can menstruate anymore. Their shit done dried up.
Tulsi certainly still can.
I guess Kamala is past that phase and Warren damn sure is the woman you speak of.
As I’ve stated heretofore in many more words: Our president is either…
1. Real
2. Real clueless
3. Or the woman in the red dress
If anyone were 100% honest, they would admit they couldn’t know, at this time, with 100% certainty.
Although we all do have our suspicions and are becoming more certain with each passing day
Doug, he is all three…sometimes at the same time!! And sometimes one or two, or none of them, as the situation and needs of the day dictate, a true chameleon. Just when I think he is a true “Swamp Critter”, and just like the rest of the DC vermin, he pulls a rabbit from his hat to re-inspire the public and cause the MSM and SJW’s to lose thei collective minds. Trump is “politics as entertainment” defined, and quite the parlor magician if you ask me, a true “man for all seasons”. But, what season are we in? And How long before the Grim Reaper comes for the great unwashed masses? It will happen in the form of the Elites in business and governments seeking the worlds treasure.
It will come, bringing a death harvest that Revelations discourses so fearful about.
Our destiny is baked into the cake, I’m afraid. Acolytes of Trump say he is the calm before the Storm and that he is the Storm. He is both, so I would say use this short time of quiet to be like the ant and store up provisions of all kinds, and be not like the grasshopper. We all know what Noah did with his Ark, and he didn’t make it overnight, or even a few months.
OFF TOPIC HUMOR
https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/21/politics/kamala-harris-president-2020-path-to-victory/index.html
How does Kamala Devi Harris win the Presidency?
She fucks an INFLUENTIAL MARRIED MAN twice her age (108) and rubs everyones face in it.
After all, that’s what worked to gain political office when she was a much younger woman.
So what happened to Stormy Daniels?
I don’t understand the connection/non sequitur but fuck if that tramp didn’t disappear off the face of the news.
You said she fucked an influential married man, does Trump qualify?
While Reagan was the Great Communicator for knowing how to use the media, Trump is the Great Manipulator for knowing how to use the news cycle to his advantage. Not just that, in the MM article on Trump, he mentions a guy who was a PhD in the land use law. Trump has such a PhD in news jujitsu where the news’ own inertia is used to counter it. I’m not sure if your ASVAB score qualifies you to interpret that idea but you’ll get it.
Everyone loses focus when they’re up for 24 hours.
Give me a break.
I like it! Print 4000 copies!
Dear Uncola,
What if, just what if, this whole thing is a charade and we are dealing with but one coin = the two sides?
More of a con and joke on us, we the sheeple.
I’ll just say that thought has crossed my mind too
It crosses too many people’s minds, if you were to ask me, but that’s just the opinion of no one in particular.
I was reminded of the Q business by someone’s reference to Steve Quayle (wouldn’t that be a hoot if he, initially with pun intended for you, simply made some notes with his signature Q… got blown out of proportion by the wrong set of eyes and the next thing you know, a whole group of data mining geniuses are keeping us abreast of what Q Anon saw while flying with the president. I know, preacher man, no source, but… still funny. )
So, with no mention of platypus or any other greek animals, I truly am watching what my twelve hillbilly friends are doing with this proposed speech. It looks like it is popular here in Podunk.
Very true , all of it however anyone who thinks our nations debacle 50 years in the making or more going back to the 1913 creature of Jekyll Island and all who have profited from it will roll over and fade away are dillusional at best and at worst flat out insane . I suggest War is A Racket go on the reading list of all truly concerned Americans and understand the millionaires and billonaires who profited and continue to profit while average American families pay the debts incurred with their blood and treasure even now this very minute ! This is all by design as our nation circles the drain by the will that is the circle jerk from Wall Street to K-Street to Capitol Street .
Face facts we will not see any of the key people in business , industry or government swinging from a Nuremberg style rope around their treasonous necks or placed in stocks on the Capitol steps where every American citizen harmed by their actions are invited to throw dung in their faces .
We will not see that corporate vail slashed away and their fortunes confiscated including that in their family trust funds to be dispersed to those harmed , more than 100 MILLON Americans at last count .
The blood spilled will be ours as the corporate state will use the just doing my job badge wearing minions assuring them their piece of the pie regardless of what they do to us !
Till we see some asses in a sling I fear Hope is lost for our nation .
BRAVO!!!!!!!
Trump is gonna speak truth. Riiiiight.
Trump is gonna quote Mayer Amschel Rothschild. Riiiiight.
Trump understands how the Federal Reserve works. Riiiiight.
Trump is against debt. Riiiiight. [By now it should be obvious Trump is as addicted to debt as much as an other President.]
Trump is familiar with the book of Kings. Riiiiight. . [He probably thinks it’s about HIM!]
Trump who absolutely loves copfuks and the military would rail against the “tyranny of the state”? Riiiiight.
Trump would give a speech of 4,500 words whereby HE wasn’t the main topic? Riiiiight.
And so on, and so forth ……
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Note 1: I’m late to the game here. Don’t have the time to read 160+ comments.
Note 2: I fully realize this is a “satirical dream”. Still, it is SO UNLIKE Trump that I had a difficult time reading it. The article would have worked better at least for ME something along the lines of “If I (uncola) gave the SOTU”.
Note 3: Everyone hates a critic. So feel free to tell me to “fuck off”.
Actually, my smile grew bigger and bigger as I read each bullet point and in direct proportion to each note. If you have time to circle back at some point, this has been an excellent thread (in my opinion). Maybe even one of my more favoriter ones.
OK. I’ll try to come back to the library tonight and read them. Not that I didn’t want to read the comments (I did read the entire article) … just that Ms Freud has been ill for the past weekend, and I’m pressed for time, and I need to attend to her.
I hope she feels better soon. Ms F. is probably the nicest person ever to comment here and we love her dearly.
@ Stuck,
First things first: I hope Ms. Freud feels better soon.
Regarding the comments on this thread – I believe my own personal perceptions and enjoyment of them had to do with the paradox of Donald J. Trump.
Honestly, he is like an inverted Obama in the way he’s been branded upon America’s psyche as a walking, talking, Rorschach test.
Or like the subjectiveness of “The Dress”, and morality, in the Random Universe (another one of my more favoriter threads).
Ironically, that “Random” piece and this piece are the only two times that I can recall where I’ve referenced “William Cooper” and his book “Behold a Pale Horse”.
Even more, ironically, I wrote in the commentary of the “Random Universe” thread the following:
In so many ways, Trump is the PERFECT foil to usher in the new age; as the perceived darkness before the age of rainbows and unicorns. Or, at least a forerunner of sorts before a new clown takes center stage.
However, at the same time, he is this guy as well:
And the famous underworld attorney extraordinaire, Roy Cohn, in a 1984 interview claimed Trump was the closest thing to a genius he had ever met in his life.
For good, or for bad?
That is the question. And like I stated in my other comment above: We all have our suspicions and are becoming more certain with each passing day.
Unc, in the past week, I have said that Trump is not as dumb as he pretends, although it was reported that he did not do briefings, he always has the dirt on his opponents before anybody else. You might say he is a journalist like oh, I don’t know – certainly not like the pretend journalists of today.
He is more like Julian Assange. That may be why folks suspect he is Q. I also said something else that was flattering to Trump but since it came from me, RinSeY took it like a slam on his character. I said he has a PhD in Journalistic Jujitsu.
Trump says: Yo no soy marinero…Soy capitan…
Fresh meat video.
Keep the 1 in 10 BLACK MEN like this guy. Jettison the other 9.
https://www.citizenfreepress.com/breaking/black-trumper-forced-to-remove-maga-hat-in-hooters-then-all-hell-breaks-loose/
Satirical, or hallucinatory ??
annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum- Trump’s MAGA = Obama Hope and Change !
Interesting correlation, Ordo. And one I’ll be ruminating upon for some time. O’Barry was a gift to snowflakes and El Trumpo a bestowal unto Deplorables. And everyone loves a good tagline, don’t they
That was right on the money!
For two fucken years the main story every day with the CuNNts of the world has been how Russia tried to influence our election.
We are allowed this position of Moral Superiority because the USA!USA!USA! never tries to interfere with another country’s election. Right?
Yet, yesterday ………
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Not ONE cable news site, and not one US politician — including Trump or Pence — can spot the hypocrisy.
Stuck, Maduro has order all the USA!USA!USA! muckety-mucks out of Venezuela. Stay tuned……
Great thread UN…. I’m hanging in to race EC for 200 !!
The Dems didn’t WIN the house… the GOP gave it away. Buried in the news since November, are the horror stories of Republian House candidates who got ZERO funding for their races. The GOP is still operated by the/Kasich/Bush/Mittens contingent.. and they wanted the Pelosi push back.
The Lame Duck House could have given him the money AFTER the midterms… they had MONTHS … but we are being betrayed by those who say they are Republican supporters of MAGA…. they are NOT
And we have no support from Fox.. because they are just as evil as CNN … they just lap up money from the other side of the aisle.
Support Senator King…. And pray for Ebola, AIDS, and crispr viruses that target those who consume beans and rice.