DUMB BLONDE JOKES

Via Knuckledraggin

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15 Comments
Steve C
Steve C
January 25, 2019 10:16 am

A blonde and a redhead are out window-shopping one Saturday afternoon. When they get to the florist shop the redhead looks in and says, “Oh no. That’ my boyfriend in there buying me flowers again.”

The blonde looks at her puzzled and asks, “What’s the matter? Don’t you like flowers?”

The redhead responds that, “Yes, I love flowers, but I know my boyfriend and if he gives me flowers he’s going to have expectations and I just don’t feel like spending the rest of the weekend flat on my back with my legs up in the air.”

They walk on a little, but the blonde is still puzzled. After looking in several more shops window-shopping she finally can’t stand it any longer and asks her redhead friend, “Don’t you have a vase?”

Stucky
Stucky
January 25, 2019 11:26 am

Which picture best reflects AOC on her first date?

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Miles Long
Miles Long
  Stucky
January 25, 2019 11:57 am

What? No Muslim fucking a donkey?

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Miles Long
January 25, 2019 12:38 pm

Goats. Everybody knows it’s goats. LOL!

Stucky
Stucky
  Harrington Richardson
January 25, 2019 4:51 pm

Take my word for it,goats do not kick nearly as hard as donkeys.

Brian
Brian
  Stucky
January 25, 2019 1:18 pm

Might be a little more advanced than depicted.
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EL Coyote - Prude at large
EL Coyote - Prude at large
  Brian
January 25, 2019 1:26 pm

What part of T4C’s rant did you not understand? We need classy stuff here!! I guess Jack Mehoff was too tame for you.

Neuday
Neuday
  Brian
January 25, 2019 1:36 pm

We come to TBP to get away from Weimar.

EL Coyote - Prude at large
EL Coyote - Prude at large
  Neuday
January 25, 2019 1:47 pm

Brian’s new girlfriend is a mite randy.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Stucky
January 25, 2019 4:54 pm

lots less $ to waste in 2017–

Hollywood Rob
Hollywood Rob
  Stucky
January 25, 2019 6:48 pm

Maybe, but let’s face facts here. You are sitting in your office in your underwear and she is pulling down the better part of $200k a year after working as a waitress in a bar. How exactly is it that you think that you are smarter than she is?

bob
bob
January 25, 2019 11:57 am

She is pure idjit. 200 proof, unadulterated, pure freakin’ idjit.

Unoriginal
Unoriginal
January 25, 2019 1:25 pm

If you look deep into those eyes, you’ll see unicorns dancing on rainbows. The more things stay the same, the more they change.

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On The Beach
On The Beach
January 25, 2019 3:32 pm

She looks like she has Achaforya eyes. One eye is looking atcha and the other one is looking forya.

22winmag - The South was Right!
22winmag - The South was Right!
  On The Beach
January 26, 2019 3:40 am

I’m an etymology, English, grammar, usage frequency, and proofreading freak.

Achaforya exists on a single page, with the same apparent meaning, found thru Google (now two pages I suppose.)

Please explain why it exists as such.