WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Y’all can’t even fathom the level of love that grandmothers have. You think you know, but you have no idea. Can you imagine loving people so hard you’re willing to embroider a fleece where Bubba is like the 4th worst name and wear it in public? No, your head can’t even imagine that love. You probably stopped reading by now and have spaced off wondering how someone on this Earth has the name Shitney right now. As you should.

They got a whole farm?!?! I mean, even with all that porkin’ they probably still hide the g-spot.

The look on that dude’s face pretty much says it all.

Holy shit. I think a company name on your car is ridiculously stupid. But lets say I’m on bored with it…who the hell is picking Subway? Out of all the brand names out there, you pick Subway. I guess it’s very fitting how it was done. Anything more professional than you sitting on a milk crate outlining it in Sharpie is too good for Subway.

Man I can’t wait until I get older, retire to Florida and toss my give a shits right out the window!

Funny? Yes. Sad that you had to pause a few minutes and think because you can’t be 100% sure it’s just a joke and not for real at Walmart? Also yes.

Pretty sure Gru is a good guy now. You can turn that frown upside down.

Bud, you gotta know the whole thing is just hanging out there. That weird tingling sensation you feel isn’t a weird premonition about baseball bats, it’s the breeze on your butthole.

Any parent would go barefoot so their kid could have on….dammit! Ain’t nobody got shoes on in this damn scenario! Put something on so every cart wheel in the store ins’t covered in your foot fungus.

The rebel butterfly doesn’t really come from a cocoon per se, but more like a caved in Faygo can that was used as a bowl to smoke weed.

Boy is this dude lucky. I was just about to slay him with my sword but alas my plan is foiled again.

Sure, that’s a great way to have kids trust the police more and take them seriously. Smart…as a fox.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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