The picture immediately below was in today’s NY Post. It is one of the pictures in ESPN’s annual “Body Issue”. Once upon a time in America, this was considered porn … it would never even be on the cover of Playboy. Fortunately, we live in a “woke” America … where the human body is admired, rather than shunned. I look forward to the day when our own Admin will become “woke” — and allow the full and totally bare display of female NIPPLES (in an un-titillating manner, of course).
With no further delay, I present to our MALE readership what I hope will become my most popular Pictorial-Essay of all time. For our jealous female viewers, I graciously include One Bonus Picture of a male athlete at the very end.
Katelyn Ohashi (UCLA gymnast)
Michelle Waterson (American mixed martial artist champion)
Charlotte Flair (professional wrestler)
Lauren Chamberlain (professional softball player)
Kirstie Ennis (ex-Marine who lost her leg during combat in Afghanistan)
Megan Rapinoe (American soccer player / lesbian)
Sue Bird (American basketball player / lesbian)
Charlotte Flair …. again, cuz this pose gave me a boner
Carmelita Jeter (Olympic medalist, 100m)
US Women National Hockey Team
NOTIFICATION!!! Posting picture below in hopes of getting the attention of our Great Friend, YOJIMBO …. who we all miss greatly, and we hope returns very soon to TBP!!!
Aly Raisman (JEWISH Olympic gymnast)
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BONUS PICTURE FOR THE LADIES
Adam Rippon (skater)
UNANNOUNCED SECOND BONUS PICTURE FOR THE LADIES BECAUSE THE GUY ABOVE, LIKE MOST SKATERS, IS PROBABLY A HOMO. (Soooo, get yourself all hot & horny lusting after this hunk of pure black-ish love.)
Vince Wilfork (former NFL nose tackle)
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That’s all folks. Hope you enjoyed it. Look for my next Pictorial Essay; — “Sexy Girls With Guns”.
I haven’t heard the word “boink” in years. Almost got a snot bubble out of that.
Pics great for midday pick-me-up.
Except the last two, of course.
There is a reason, it starts out with boi..Eewwww.
To my recollection, boink was an 80’s or even a 70’s thing.
If you google “boinkable babes” it is th FIRST ENTRY on the FIRST PAGE!! Really. This is gonna drive record number of new readers to TBP, guaranteed.
Boinking illustrated …..
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Hey Stuck…..isn’t Aly Raisman (JEWISH Olympic gymnast) the one who was sexually molested at Michigan State by a doctor. Don’t you think this is a bit too much considering this history?
The real bottom line is that if the magazine was worth a damn you wouldn’t require soft core porn to stay afloat…..
BTW….Vince Wilfork……too much information……
Funny you bring up that particular psyop.
I don’t believe a word of the gymnastic coach predator hoax, just like I don’t believe a word of the Catholic priest predator hoax.
http://mileswmathis.com/gymnassar.pdf
I only post sexy boinkable pics …. I don’t do the goddamned research on each athlete. Never even heard of Aly Raisman before today.
That being said, my answer to your question is “No, it is not a bit much.” Some chick voluntarily appears nude on a website that gets millions of hits, well, EVERYTHING is fair game after that.
Women’s Hockey Team was the only one worth anything. BUT — it made the entire post worth it!!! They are wunderbar!!!
I like them, the Marine babe and of course the wrestler…..though mad props to Vince….He has been great to watch….how does he manage to do what he does as fat as he is!
Don’t worry Stucky – I cleared it up above. This pic is one of many dozens if not hundreds that were taken AFTER her revelations about sexual abuse. Personally I think the revelations might have been made just to promote all the nude photos she was about to have taken.
liberty,
those girls were molested when they were young girls,and many of the girls were “outed” by depositions–
After she came out with her allegations, she went on a “nude spree,” posting nude/semi-nude pics of herself all over the place. You would think that HER “trauma” would have given her a more conservative perspective on all of it, but I guess that is what “female empowerment” is all about nowadays. I guarantee that this pic is “post-revelation” about her sexual attacks.
Earl Campbell thighs on almost all of ’em. Not at all boinkable. The one girl who looked good had tattoos all over her back.
Women should be feminine, not masculine, but I’m a neon nazi, ya know.
Well, that should up the comment count. As to ‘boinkable’ do men lust after flat-chested muscular lesbians?
Then there are the former female now male models…yum
The 2nd guy. The first one has too many tats.
Yuck. The top one is super-creepy and the other two are nothing to write home about.
Oh Pshaw, once upon a time those ‘guys’ were ‘girls’, ain’t modern medicine grand?
I never look too closely at a guy but does one of them have a c-section scar?
Love a woman with strong athletic thighs to wrap her legs around you and….i’ll be back in a minute when i’m finished to finish that thought
That one who has all the tattoos all over her back is a United States Marine Corps combat veteran who lost her left leg in the crash of the helicopter in which she was a door gunner.
Semper Fi to her … 1966-68
Sorry, I know a lot of people think tats on a chick look good, but to me most of them just end up looking like this:
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Man, I really wanted to see a picture of that Cal Berkeley pole vaulter, or has she let herself go after the last decade/
Really good taste,Yancey.
Most of them have tattoos…
A BIG turnoff for me…
NOTHING is sexier than a woman with long hair …. in decent shape.
Uh, no.
Debra Jo Fondren – Playboy playmate. Look up her pics if you are not already familiar with her “assets.”
That’s a lot of pubic hair. Wonder if it’s worth combing through?
Nicer than Bea’s….
Just wish she’d smile moar so I could see her teeth…
Tattoos do nothing for me but, and I don’t understand why, Daniel Colby makes me itch.
A stiff dick has no standards, Matt.
What the hell? The cameraman was in the wrong position. Every. Single. Time!
The last time a cameraman was in the right position, Oswald got shot. Today, we get blurry shots or the wrong angle that don’t show anything or the camera malfunctions at just the right moment.
Not one boinkable babe in the lot. They are all fat and ugly and most are winos. Women In Name Only.
“Not one boinkable babe in the lot. They are all fat”. So if they are fat, does that make them pork-able?
We have hog farmers who post here, so go easy.
Lest they squeal like pigs.
Just suck the noodle then
Cunt.
I note that the only down votes for this comment were EC and Maggie. You know what? That is sad.
In colder climes, a little extra padding makes for a warm bed….Hockey Chicks Rule!
Douchebag!!
How Hollywood Rob spends his evenings …
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Careful, Stuck, a battle with HR will leave you questioning your entire life.
Stucky. You yourself have extolled the virtues of midget porn and choking the chicken. It has been the only sex you have gotten for decades. Now while I personally don’t find this skank to be attractive, that banana is indeed about the right size, and if she were to ask kindly I would most likely allow her to spend the evening with me doing that exact thing. Something she would never do for you.
She told me your lips were wrapped around a spindly noodle.
Like a fagbird.
Cunt.
I like the athletic bodies, but most of ’em are butter faces. One or two of the hickey chicks are smokin though.
Are hickey chicks from Oklahoma?
Only if you put the hickey where the sun rarely shines, night prowler. A really most excellent tale.
Paulita? A good name for a little one.
Lincoln Elementary, alma mater of the night stalker, is still intact under the I-10 near Raynolds.
Excellent essay Stucky, I understood every word.
Looking forwards to the next pictorial..
Stucky- You have now pulled the sex card whoring for comment count. Pretty smart, naked women work every time to draw the reader’s attention. Friday Fail is proof of the power of the feminine form. 🙂
The power of the poon compels you!
Not sexy at all. The poses hiding the rude bits remind me of something from a govt. published sex education pamphlet. It’s not saucy or exciting. Its puritanism masquerading as open mindedness. And of course the obligatory reference to a wounded protector of our freedoms is included
Most interesting photo to me was the hockey gals.
I’d like to grab my stick, lace on some blades, and see if I could make a pass to a couple of them, then receive a puck.
It’s fun to score, even if just 3 minutes into the game.
Not sure if I’d have the stamina for a hat trick, though.
And if I have to skate naked with them, uh-oh. They might suffer from uncontrollable giggling at my old wooden stick, in this day and age of composite Easton models.
Skaters. Nice thighs, firm asses, and exceptional athletic coordination, but a youngster’s passion.
RiNS, ya with me on this one?
lager,
notice that rins ain’t replied?he’s out chasing female cheerleaders,not female athletes–
you could learn something from that–
lol
what did I miss…
oh yeah.. some nice pictures fer sure..
Sometimes what is not seen can be more intriguing than what is shown. One’s imagination can paint beautiful pictures.
TBP has good policy and it does not offend most of the women who frequent the site.
There is a vast chasm between “boinkable” and “nude”. These women are nude. With maybe one or two exceptions every woman I’ve been with is better looking than that cast. Boinkable? On the Jack Daniels scale, perhaps so, but none of these are particularly desirable. Nude? Obviously.
To paraphrase a line about military assignments: Your last girl and your next one are always better than your current one.
All but 2 or 3 of the women are built like men. I guess that’s the point.
That Nazi physique was not lost on Yokes, he even took a break from his troubles to comment
I could have done without Rapinoe. Above the neck, she looks like Gary Busey.
I want a different angle on those first two.
Serving those two Masters, Bates, is tough.
Blessings and Peace abound.
Yo has personal issues that is interfering with his interfacing with the commentariat of TBP. He will be back as soon as he is able. Be patient.
All you morans who wouldn’t boink these babes because of tattoos? WTF is wrong wif you??? Turn off the goddamn lights and you’re good to go!!
All you many morans who claim NONE of them are boinkable. WTF?? You’re saying no one on the US Hockey team is boinkable?? You yahoos have lost your minds!!
Let’s be honest. Most men here on TBP are middle-aged fat fuks. I’ve seen pics. You horn-dogs would give your right gonad to spend even 10 minutes (max time most of you can keep it up) with ANY one of these most boinkable beauties.
Lastly, I think most of you are homos.
Says the man who hasn’t seen a pussy in twenty years and watches midget porn.
What the hell is wrong with midget porn????
Let’s be accurate….It is Circus Midget Porn…….completely different
how’s that limp noodle
Cunt.
Speak for yourself Stucky, I order generic Viagra 135 at a time from some black market Pakistani dudes that will keep you up all night.
using pills is cheating…
What about Popsicle sticks and duct tape?
Win dirty but win – G Bush
Tatts just mean they’re trash. If you like tatts there are plenty of toothless old women in walmart for you.
Like maggie for one.
HR- That was uncalled for and just downright mean.
That’s two on this thread, so far.
ec. you whinny pussy. how about you go drive to El Paso and live with your mother. Then she might love you best, if you wash her dishes. At least that way there would be one less illegal alien in CA.
Sure B. But you didn’t make a single comment about maggie being uncalled for and mean. Am I to infer that you think it’s just fine when she does it? Or am I to take from your comment that her suggesting that I suck my own dick is just a kindly aphorism.
Is that why you posted chickpics and not dickpics?
Yeah, even those lovely athalete chicks who burn off all their secondary sexual traits in the pursuit of temporary (some cynics might add pointless) athletic prowess might be boinkable, but does that mean you want to? I figure it would be like trying to sleep with a 10-speed.
Don’t get your dick caught in the gears, gilly.
It’s our patriotic duty to boink the American gals.
Too many tats and hard looks.
Did any of these women mother a child before 25? Did any of them do something useful like birth a family of three by 35?
Or did they toss a ball around instead?
Every one of these nudie-photo sellouts needs to reassess her worth.
If you’ve ever fucked or attempted a relationship with athletes like these, and I have, it’s rarely a pleasant experience compared to a normal woman.
“If you’ve ever fucked or attempted a relationship with athletes like these, and I have, it’s rarely a pleasant experience compared to a normal woman.”
Winnie, is that another myth blown apart by miles mathis?
1972 – white kid, a senior, comments – they say sex is better with an athletic woman.
Stucky, they’re all pretty butch, but maybe you like the strap-on type. I’ll pass.
I heard Paula was very boinkable, why isn’t she splayed upon these pages? Oh, yeah, it’s Thursday, the members haven’t refilled from last Friday.
But bleached blonde!
Maggie, you lying cunt. Who could possibly care whether an old bag bleached her hair.
Is that a violation EC? Does anyone care anymore? Prolly not……
They are demurely covered up, nothing you didn’t see in the 70’s.
Look out baby, I’m coming to get you one more time….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTMEDzTESjc
Hmm. Somebody mentioned Sarah Conner in a tank top, on the red-eye-Joe thread.
Thanks for posting this one, Marine.
There are two Sarah Connors, one a soft, cuddly natural woman, the other a butch type like the above.
Question: when faced by a government chick with gear like that, will you die with a hard on?
There is a vast chasm between “boinkable” and “nude”. These women are nude. With maybe one or two exceptions every woman I’ve been with is better looking than that cast. Boinkable? On the Jack Daniels scale, perhaps so, but none of these are particularly desirable. Nude? Obviously.
” These women are nude. With maybe one or two exceptions every woman I’ve been with is better looking than that cast.”
i take it that you either got married young ,didn’t drink,or just didn’t get it very often–
women like those are why we repress memories–
every woman is boinkable–
True dat. When I was young, I was in love with Ginger(still am). Later, I started to look at Mary Anne but now that I’m old, Lovey looks pretty hot. Feed her some sugar beets and what a night!!!!
It’s not the girl, it’s what you make of her – Sgt Pangloss
Don’t come home late when you live wif a woman like that, you could wake up dead.
or missing a few teeth…
There is a vast chasm between “boinkable”
Feeling inadequate?
Does anybody know what happened to Friday Fail?