AOC Wakes Up And Spins Wheel Of Oppression To Determine What To Complain About Today

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—On a recent Instagram livestream, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gave her followers a glimpse into her morning routine. Before even getting out of bed she announced that it’s time to find out what she’s going to be upset about today.

“Let’s see — what will I blame everybody’s problems on this time?” she wondered aloud, turning towards her gigantic, homemade wheel. “I hope it’s Ted Cruz. That guy uses facts and logic and actually LIKES the Constitution!” She then grabbed ahold of the wheel and gave it a big spin.

“Wheel of oppression, turn turn turn, tell us the outrage that within us should burn!” she chanted encouraging her followers to join in. “Oh wow!” exclaimed Cortez as the wheel came to a stop on ‘The Rich’, “I haven’t complained about them since yesterday. That’s a relief!”

The congresswoman then stressed to everyone that the wheel is always right. “Just when you think you couldn’t possibly whine about oppression or inequality anymore,” the young socialist said, “the wheel reminds you why you should still be outraged.”

She then gave a tutorial on writing a viral tweet criticizing the rich. The chat pointed out that the words were all misspelled and her argument didn’t make any sense, but she explained she’ll just use that to call her critics sexist.

Ocasio-Cortez finally ended the video, saying, “And remember, no matter what the wheel lands on you can always tie it back to racism!”

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9 Comments
gman
gman
April 7, 2020 6:30 pm
Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
  gman
April 8, 2020 11:33 am

“Bust a deal, take a turn on the wheel”

musket
musket
April 7, 2020 7:18 pm

Ah yes……the high priestess of the perpetually and professionally offended…..

Pilot Dave
Pilot Dave
  musket
April 8, 2020 2:12 pm

At least one term idiot AOC admits she does NOT “like the Constitution” she swore and oath to uphold. Rather makes her an admitted LIAR as well.

nkit
nkit
April 7, 2020 8:29 pm

this is not the core of TBP

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 7, 2020 10:30 pm

She’s bellyaching now about how black and brown people are disproportionately victims of coronavirus. Wish I could find that tweet or video of the black lady from Harlem saying black folks weren’t social distancing at all – just carrying on like everything is normal. Because I’m pretty sure that explains a lot of it – plus co-morbidities, using public transportation (which libs love) and living in densely populated areas.

Can anyone find that?

glock 1911
glock 1911
April 8, 2020 6:08 am

A wheel huh? Dartboard must be too complicated for someone of her skillset.

Dano
Dano
April 8, 2020 6:46 am

This, for all intents and purposes, might as well be true. She is part of the greater problem.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
April 8, 2020 12:37 pm

AOC was probably the type of gal back in High School that you could easily convince that if you had sex both of your complexions would clear up .