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Not my kind of vet work.
Nine out of 10 Hippo dentists are dead.
Still, an amazing sight. And the “dentist” probably has to have custom designed pants.
Why is that even necessary?
That got him a free pass at the Pearly Gates…
That dog would have come home with me. That’s just how I am.
OK, the fan motor turns; now let’s see the blades light up.
Low budget DIY disco ball…just add colored lights.
The award-winning entry in the “Female Invention of the Year” contest.
Another lotto ticket
What is this, another pyramid mason applicant? He may be just a little bit late.
A great job skill for after the monetary collapse.
Ninja cat!
Payback is hell.
Coming to help you man…that thing is headed for the boat deck next.
I would have done the same thing. But I would have put that boat in motion and then ran like hell, never to come back.
I bet that took a lot of practice.
Tease.
In my mind that’s not an ice cream cone . . . excuse me.
Oh my gosh, that reminds me of the time we were at the drive-in, you put ice cream on your thing and asked me to lick it off. Your mom wanted to know how you got frostbite.
I got frostbite when you took off your panties.
You’re supposed to look at me when you do that.
That’s just mean!
There must always be the minimum required eye bleach post.
Don’t dirty the towel; let me lick that off for you.
Are those my handmarks when you were on top?
Excuse me, are you a nurse? I have a cramp.
She reminds me of a young lady I met working at a local chiropractic establishment. Said she would always rub me the right way and guarantee to loosen every stiff joint I may have.
Do I notice a “theme” being set up in screen shot at #13?
After seeing #21, I realized where nkit gets a lot of his pictures.
May I suggest you assist him?
Once you go black, you uh, never mind
This is a clear violation of the rules. I’m calling the cops.
My lawn mower must be female, too. I pull and pull on it, but it just sits there and kind of smiles at me.
Switch up that pull start:
Meaty beety big and bouncy
OU812?
Ali, gotta a light?
Miss Van Dyke, at this rate you’ll spend the rest of the year in detention. Turn around please.
I totally agree. Being teased is not fun. She should treat us seriously and turn around.
Dr. Pimple Popper! That dude had one big ass abscess in his arm.
I think it’s a worm
Looks like umbilical tape, packed it in there after they initially lanced it so it wouldn’t refill.
I’m not sure if the top is macrame but the bottom is definitely crochet.
I worry about a guy who can tell the difference.
I don’t think those strings holding it together will last.
Now bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.
Please tell me that was Wall Street.
Did someone ask, “How can we stop the rioting in the Twin Cities???”….
The primary problem with these tactical field weapons is the range of the gun was almost always less than the blast radius of the warhead.
With current miniaturization technology they can get “yield” down to where a 155 round has plenty of safe range. Still suck to be on the receiving end.
right 600…fire for effect.
Atomic Annie? I saw one at Fort Sill years ago.
She is still there. Fire for effect.
Now bend over and let me kiss your ass goodbye.
One way to mow the lawn.
That’s probably the way the army does it anyway.
joe bidens last time grabbing the stick.
Dramamine for the guys inside the open doors.
The girl from Odessa, ah, the mammaries
About damn time.
You caught my attention anyway.
Yummy
Fishing pics get me every time. I wanna be her gunnel.
I recognize the dashboard. Used to have one of them.
what dashboard?
I recognize the seat cover, still have it.