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Hahahahaha, when Spidey says ya got to go ya got to go.
I wasn’t sure if he was coming or going.
While I wait, here’s one for you: The only time I wish I was blind is when I look at you, and when you speak I envy the deaf.
Feel the ❤️ Love! ?
And these real Americans can’t take back their country too soon.
Well how are the few thousand that are left, supposed to do that?
That may be the best thing I have ever read. How on Earth did I miss that my whole life and where is that sign?
I’m not sure farmer…found it on tumblr and it didn’t say. Truth Bomb!!!
If you are a Boomer, it is written in your heart. Homosexuality, like Welfare, was something you were ashamed of. It was not something you celebrated in a Gay Pride parade.
EC is that you? Because some would say the Boomers paved the way:
Looks like Donkey and his old lady
Nice legs Donk.
Hey, how the gays stole the rainbow and co-opted it for their own purposes would make a good study. Nothing wrong with multi-colored tie-dye.
It’s located in Hagerstown Indiana and is attributed to Dean Alfange a politician from the early Twentieth Century.
Alfange is remembered for a short statement he wrote in the 1950s entitled “An American’s Creed” or simply “My Creed”. The creed originally appeared in This Week magazine, and a condensed version appeared in Reader’s Digest in both the October 1952 and January 1954 issues. The Freedoms Foundation at Valley Forge gave Alfange an award for the composition in 1952.
There was also a creed authored earlier in the 20th century by William Tyler Page.
https://www.ushistory.org/documents/creed.htm
Well, you know it sure as hell is nowhere near D.C., not outside any welfare office, not outside the IRS building, or anywhere near any progressives who would have voted to have it removed.
Al’s Assbarn. Loot Al’s for all your ass needs. Al’s.
Dunkin’ Doughnuts
Funkin Gonuts
Victoria’s Secret
TC
It didn’t say if you killed a cop which store would you loot.
The US Supreme Court.
Neuday- Throw in CONgress and the Federal Reserve ……if only.
The Federal Reserve…..isn’t that “The Dollar Store?”
ha, good one!
The Capitol, because our representatives have collectively stolen BILLIONS.
Looks like a space heater to me. The fridge is hangin on the winder round the corner.
Barbecue Smokehouse
Outdoor kitchen
13 family members die of carbon monoxide poisoning. Investigators unable to find cause. Film at 11.
air freshner
It is obviously a patio grill, sans patio.
AOC’s appartment
breakfast in bed?
At least it has a lid.
The answer to the least important question ever asked: “What ever happened to Moondoggy?”
Just waiting for Jaws to appear.
that’s a cool picture..
thank yew!
If you see this while you are outside taking a leak…
And you just thought, my day can’t get any worse….
The last thing its prey ever sees . . .
Ya beat me to it today. Let ’em rip!
.410?
Not sure…don’t want to fire it or have it pointed at me.
A pepperbox.
Sure to make a fine impression at any assault or riot.
Pepper anyone?
When I was a tad, I had a model of the pepperbox pistol. Neatest thing I ever owned until a cousin tried to beat his brother over the head with it.
I’d love to own that.
America’s national symbol is a good representation of its current ethos, said the Canadian. (Okay, now shit on our beaver, Yanks.)
Pretty ballsy move right there.
That’s sad. I wish scavengers kept to the already dead.
Sheep…stolen from Admin.
It might not stop a virus, but it kind of invites a blowjob, so on balance, I approve.
Speak for yourself.. those holes are a tad on the small side!
Kinky turn on, not afraid of Kungflu or braindead, either way, wheres my handcuffs?
It’s actually her pussy hat, but she couldn’t get it on right.
Is that an AOC replacement contestant?
Drink of the Day
Can I get that in a baseball cap? (The slogan on it and the whisky in it.)
anyone know where I can get one of those glasses.
Amen!
nkit – That is golden! We should all call these asswipes out at every turn. This is all so evil on every level, thanks for what you do.
Australia…they do things bigger there
That’s just bait for the big ones.
I have seen them to around 6 meters up close and personal. Saw one take a large pig off a sandbar where a guy was fishing the day before. Told him not to do it, but he did not believe us. The croc saw him too, waited for the idiot fisherman, and got the pig instead. Crocs are good at seeing patterns.
Wow! Remind me not to more to Australia.
VA? La Diff?
Great movie.
one shot begats another
These two belong in a concentration camp.
Time to ROLL THE GUILLOTINES.
The Beast System Boys.
Happy-dream<HAPPY!
I don’t care what that stufis, save me some!!!!
Feed them and they love you.
Why Trump is having difficulty draining the swamp.
No, its because he can’t see the 1,000,000 other alligators lurking below this one. And because he keeps refilling the swamp with creatures he simply doesn’t realize are far worse than alligators.
My wife is a big fan of “Underwater Dogs” and the related books/calendars, etc. This one would make a disturbing “pairing.”
America’s health care system in 2021
I was convinced it was UK
Here, let me break your other leg for you. Wuhan Central Hospital, going the extra mile.
I say it’s in India.
If you can’t shoot off the porch, your neighbors are too close.
Yep!
Or you’re married.
Just don’t piss in the lake.
Why not, it’s sterile.
If you can’t pee off the porch on the side of the house closest to the road, the road is too close to the house.
What I’ve always wanted to do to Barney.
Barney’s had it coming for years.
Birney vs the dems…again
she has a nice rack
I thought it was another one of Bob’s bitches
Great reaction.
SAVAGE!!!
His great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson Bif Whittemore scurried to the campus safe space to hug a blankie after seeing a poster that said, “It’s Okay to be white.”
You’re probably right…F’ng snow flakes.
May such a stone mark my passing one day.
Not sure where I’m going to find British soldiers around here, but I’m game.
Substitute some Antifa. We’ll all benefit.
Substitute British Soldiers for Sunapee Liberals, there, fixed it.
Will antifucks do as a modern replacemnent?
Tuff were he!!!
What a man!
But how do you get back up on the roof?
Run the clip backwards silly.
Firewood and a shovel on the roof?
Redneck ingenuity in Asia?
Airborne Domanatrix!
Most wingsuit flyers have died.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatalities_due_to_wingsuit_flying
Was that his last jump?
Was that your first guess?
Yea, he has to be pushed off now.
If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving is not for you.
OK, get the hose…..
She lost her high expectations for him.
He was a total let-down. Just couldn’t keep it up.
Some one in the car is looking for an ass kicking.
Way to GO Dad!
Excellent dad!
CNBC: sunny skies ahead!
Suzie remembering contemplatively:
Bob P used to give me orgasms that felt like that. I wonder what he’s up to?
I’m up to 64. Now my orgasms are more like drool.
I haven’t felt them since you were 34.
Bob, that’s funny – I know the feeling.
Karens last stand
Stay off the wet sand! WTF!
TGIF!!!
What’s so great about seeing an old man riding a bike?
From his smile, they were nice.
From his smile, they were fully visible.
Bob caught in a compromising photo!
After ten ounces of whisky I swear she looked like Natalie Porkman.
I hope you got her there, Bob. She can have you.
The only difference between the pig and you is she tastes good.
I can’t say you have good taste either. I’m going home to mother, your slop’s in the fridge.
That’s the best news I’ve gotten all month.
Starve the Beast!!!
It wasn’t only Suzie who loved visits from Bob P.
mak’n bacon
The cats a snitch.
Going for a hot ham and cheese.
Bob the pig?
Cat crack!
Go Bison! For my In-laws from Fargo
Big Brass Navy Balls!
Tell me again why the USA (and Canada and other NATO nations) couldn’t beat a bunch of goat herders from Afghanistan after 19 years.
No interest in it.
The way to get the Taliban was to go into Pakistan. Without that as part of the original and ongoing orders, invading Afghanistan was a monumental waste of time and great people.
But, the Paki’s just like the Saudi’s are our allies. (Sarc)
Government mandated ROEs.
Because that wasn’t the plan. The plan was to bilk taxpayers of money and launder it to defense contractors while using war as a distraction from the implementation of socialist policies in the US.
Don’t forget about all the opium poppies and resulting heroin for the CIA’s global distribution network. Remember all those coffins at Dover AFB that the media wasn’t allow to see/photograph? You didn’t think they had bodies in them did you?
Ding Ding, we have a winner!
“Some people” making a lot of money from the poppy plants. Just a random guess.
Russia couldn’t lick them either, and they tried. Those fucks hide good in those mountains, they do not wear uniforms, and they hold a grudge better than any people on earth. Leave them the fuck alone.
And don’t mess with their Poppies..Poppies, lots and lots of Poppies…
Yup, it’s all about the poppies to support our vaunted CIA. Forever war.
Cuz more worried about fancy flying tricks instead of bombing dicks.
Among other things …
Real maize and blue, not the peoples’ republic of ann arbor.
Blue Angels, worlds #1 pilots.
Mt grandma would call that, “more balls than brains”. One tiny bump and everybody dies.
That’s cool.
I’ll never understand why so many stand so close to the road in these rally races. Slick, muddly roads and high speed driving…what could go wrong?
Something tells me this lineup’s going to be a thousand kilometres long.
Duct tape, 1001 uses, better than WD 39.
Now that’s funny I don’t care who you are. USGS reports large temblor in Georgia!
It’s not funny if you’re the bronking bull.
The Stacy Abrams VP promo video “Riding That Sucka Hard”
Stacey Abrams; Governor of Georgia.
That’s an older video. I’m guessing the COVID got her.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Glad my relatives that were LEOs are all retired.
Isn’t it funny how you can go to a concert and have joints being passed around like candy but light one cigarette and you get Rodney King’ed!
If he wasn’t such a fat sack of lard he wouldn’t have had to overreact like that. He could see by her age that grabbing her like that and dragging her would almost certainly lead to an incapacitating injury because of a cigarette. What purpose did that serve beyond showing her who is the most dickless toadie working section B?
Shoulda stuck the lit end in the assholes eye.
His wife is a very “happy” person.
Frigging idiot.
Edit, I thought it was a joint.
Rolling out of tight echelon formation to commence strafing run on Minneapolis?
Tetanus vaccine, also known as tetanus toxoid, is an inactive vaccine used to prevent tetanus. During childhood, five doses are recommended, with a sixth given during adolescence. Bill Gates can fix it. Ask Africa.
A reasonable representation of the American economy
And society
I taught it was a representation of the DNC
git’r done
I’ve seen worse.
I’ve done worse.
“Baler wire tie downs goin’ down the road
On two bald tires and an oversize load”- Corb Lund, “Hard On Equipment”
For want of a nail the horse was lost.
Trailer hitches $49.95 on sale.
Window BBQ Inc.
Trailerpark Dr.
Jackbilly, Ar. 71662
That is a Nevada plate. Arkies would never use that much good stuff when a tow strap and duct tape would do the job.
Don’t forget baling wire. If something can’t be “fixed” with duct tape or baling wire, it needed replacing anyway. /sarc (in case it wasn’t obvious)
Yep. When I was in college, I mowed right-of-ways for the county. Each tractor was equipped with a 10″ crescent wrench and a pair of Cee Tee’s (slip-joint pliers). Baling wire was readily available and usually found wrapped around the mower blades. We were expected to keep the tractors running with the tools provided.
Diversity
I dunno, seems he has multiple fail safes going there.
Hardwood?
treecoil
Knocked A little sense into her.
But knot too much…
Thank God for single headed axes.
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy, especially self administered.
splitting wood is a headache
Grampa Darwin had a grave chuckle.
I can do anything a man can do, Umph.
Almost had another woman with a split personality.
Good question during lockdowns.
Gold medal in the Not So Special Olympics.
Is treecoil a virus?
Skilled but stupid!
Don’t just stand there, keep moving. Oh, well.
that cat is like the alien, in the move called alien, about an alien.
One bad-ass CAT!
now that’s pussy on a face
Best friends.
If you asked what TBP’s Friday Fail is all about…
I just told my wife FF is all about lion sex and zebra voyeurism, and she didn’t seem to understand, but she wasn’t surprised that it held my interest.
Hey Doc, that pic brought back a memory from a couple years back.
So, I guess I’ve been contributin’ ’round here for a bit longer than I thought.
Kit, I think this was before you and me became buds.
Worth a revisit.
Hahahahaha ?
I thought the three phases were Stud, Dud, and Thud. Well, what do I know.
I’m just surprised that you remember what sex is.
Lotto ticket time.
Damn good suspension!
What track is Biden racing on?
Que up the Surfaris and “Wipeout”.
The Wanderers?
Here is the backstory of Wipeout. Conceived and recorded in the studio as side B for Surfer Joe.
Stacey Abrams going to get to the top of the Demoncrat heap no matter how many tries it takes, mofo.
While bringing them all down.
Rosie O’Donnell deplaning.
c/g = c/g<idiot
Fed up.
me, swimming, cold water
Kinda like my Bob’s thingy
Seal it with a kiss, baby